Thread 936011827

I chugged half a jar of moonshine an hour ago and I'm still not feeling the afects of the alcholhol. I've never drank before. this is a fucking scam

>>936011827 (OP)
It wasn’t moonshine

>>936011848
Yes it was.

>>936011958
As a former alcoholic who live in the foothills of Appalachia, I can assure you of two things if you drank half a jar and aren't feeling it while also not being a drinker...you either
>didn't drink moonshine
Or
>weigh the same as a VW Beetle

So you didn't have moonshine or your a ham galaxy. Which is?

>>936011827 (OP)
It's starting, more and more real UFO's sighted in the skies, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP5w1o5VkBw

>>936011827 (OP)
maybe you're already dead but haven't realized it yet

>>936012203
>still not feeling the afects of the alcholhol
That's the whole point man.

>>936011827 (OP)
lol, you did something.

>>936012203
I'm not fat you fucking faggot. My moonshine is real and it was expensive.

>>936014003
why the fuck did you do that? you know moonshine is not meant to be drunk like that you fucking anon? are you fucking crazy?

i think i'll start using alcohol as a laxative now
i hope you died and youre getting cremated

>>936011827 (OP)
are you sure it wasn't a juice box you consumed ?

>>936014548
That's literally called being tolerant