Thread 936012241

Why are gay guys so easy to troll?
>be me
>bored
>decide to start cat fishing gay guys on reddit for fun
>go to a bunch of femboy pages and post pics of femboy ass (like picrel)
>post on my profile "DM's open and I love cock pics!"
>get a bunch of guys in my DM's
>every single time I get sent a picture of a cock I tell them that their penis is gross/small/weird etc
>a lot of the time guys will just stop responding
>sometimes they get really sad and I'll ask for another pic and when they send another I will say the same thing again
>some guys get extremely mad and call me a faggot

>get bored of doing it on reddit so I decide to download grindr
>start doing the same thing to guys on there
>every time I get a guy to send me a dick pic I tell them that it looks weird and gross
>guys on grindr get even more angry or sad when I act like I reject them for their penis
>I ask one guy to see his cock and he says something like "if you play your cards right you'll see it in person"
>he asks if I want to meet for a coffee
>I say sure and he tells me the time/place
>he goes to the fake date and I don't show up at all
>he messages me what happened and I tell him I don't find him attractive
>he tells me to go and kill myself and that I'm a piece of shit and a terrible human being
>I report his account to grindr and I'm pretty sure he got banned

>>936012241 (OP)
next time, post your own bussy

>>936012286
Nah, my ass isn't nice it's flat and hairy. I find that a smooth round ass like the one I posted in OP is what attracts the most attention

fag

Mating press. Me getting dicked down.

>>936014489
Rate me

>>936012241 (OP)
where's the trolling? this is just you being an asshole, that's not trolling

>>936014507
Here’s me taking a bare cock.

I just had a hung top fuck me silly. Went over to his place, got naked, and not even have taken off my shirt yet he bee lined it straight towards my bum hole with his mouth. It’s ethereal, my chocolate starfish getting prepped and worked on by another man’s lips and tongue. I feel so vulnerable, dirty but yet so right and safe. It’s heaven whenever my hole gets tongue punched. All that flicking and slobbering makes me feel sexy and desired. My body is for him to use freely, while I get his passion, ferocity and his attention. It gets wilder and wilder as the night goes on, feeding on another’s energy. The visual of a sub being held down, trapped underneath him, and our size difference on display; tall, muscular top dominate a smooth short twink. I happily take his loads. His numerous orgasms was rough and forceful, endured 5 rounds of his erection glazing my hole.

Hiiii do u guys want to fuck this?

>>936012241 (OP)
>asks for dick pics
>surely isn't gay himself

OP believes his own lies

>>936016042
Very good. Any more stories?

>>936012241 (OP)
Haha epic I do this too, fags are so easy to troll. I get them all horny and then ask to meet somewhere. Then I suck them off. Bet they don't even know I'm not gay, hahahaha get trolled homos

>>936021514
Ok but that’s actually gay

>>936012241 (OP)
nigger, that's gay. you're gay.