Thread 936014343

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Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:25:52 PM No.936014343 >>936014387 >>936014431 >>936014449 >>936014466 >>936014580 >>936014722 >>936016515 >>936016722

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I was spitroasted last night by my two best friends. Pregnancy test showed negative. AMA.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:29:18 PM No.936014387 >>936014462

>>936014343 (OP)
1 skeet or 2?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:31:38 PM No.936014431 >>936014462

>>936014343 (OP)
>Pregnancy test showed negative
Because you're a dude

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:32:32 PM No.936014449 >>936014462

>>936014343 (OP)
how long have you been a slut ?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:32:52 PM No.936014454 >>936014462

A pregnancy test won't work that quick you fucking idiot. Gtfo bitch.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:33:34 PM No.936014462 >>936014497 >>936018945 >>936019379

>>936014387
What do you mean?
>>936014431
Cringe.
>>936014449
About 8 years.
>>936014454
Why wouldn't it work? All the sperm basically dripped out anyway by now.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:33:43 PM No.936014466 >>936014516

>>936014343 (OP)
>doesn't know how a pregnancy test works
retarded LARP

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:36:21 PM No.936014497 >>936014516

>>936014462
>8 years
nice, and how old you at present ?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:37:28 PM No.936014516

>>936014466
Cringe.
>>936014497
26.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:41:23 PM No.936014580 >>936014601

>>936014343 (OP)
Why take a pregnancy test when you are a guy? Seems…pointless.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:42:57 PM No.936014597 >>936014601

If OP isn't a bloke, where are the tits and timestamp?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:43:30 PM No.936014601 >>936014666

>>936014580
Cringe.
>>936014597
Say please.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:47:45 PM No.936014666 >>936014681

>>936014601
Please provide a photo of your tits with today's time and date

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:48:59 PM No.936014681

>>936014666
How do I know you're not some fat lesbian? Please provide a photo of your cock with today's time and date.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:52:05 PM No.936014722 >>936014733

>>936014343 (OP)
Will you fuck off and stop coming here?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 12:53:03 PM No.936014733

>>936014722
Only if you say please and put a shoe on your head.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:56:06 PM No.936015676

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Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? emaquiie

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:37:20 PM No.936016515

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>>936014343 (OP)

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:47:29 PM No.936016722

>>936014343 (OP)
tits and timestamp

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:57:14 PM No.936016920 >>936018711

What’s the verdict?

Is it hard to concentrate and enjoy two things at once? My assumption is there’s one thing you’re sort of controlling (mouth) and one you’re not.

Would you have rather they form an orderly queue and have a go one at a time time?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:58:23 PM No.936018591

Hi, the rules of the board since 2008 dictate that you show tits or get the fuck out. You're required to deliver to prove you're a real woman and not some hetero curious freak with repressed homosexual feelings. Please show us your tits with a timestamp or fuck off.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 4:02:19 PM No.936018711

>>936016920
Nah, she's probably fine

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 4:06:32 PM No.936018837

What is the relationship with your father?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 4:10:05 PM No.936018945 >>936019379

>>936014462
>Why wouldn't it work?
Because they work by measuring levels of hormones produced after the egg implants and the uterus begins preparing to gestate a fetus. The fertilized egg may not have even implanted yet, and you're not producing enough of the level of the tested hormone to be detectable.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 4:24:08 PM No.936019379

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>>936018945
>>936014462
had to crop this down because of gay file size limits