I was spitroasted last night by my two best friends. Pregnancy test showed negative. AMA.
>>936014343 (OP)how long have you been a slut ?
A pregnancy test won't work that quick you fucking idiot. Gtfo bitch.
>>936014387What do you mean?
>>936014431Cringe.
>>936014449About 8 years.
>>936014454Why wouldn't it work? All the sperm basically dripped out anyway by now.
>>936014462>8 yearsnice, and how old you at present ?
>>936014343 (OP)Why take a pregnancy test when you are a guy? Seems…pointless.
If OP isn't a bloke, where are the tits and timestamp?
>>936014601Please provide a photo of your tits with today's time and date
>>936014666How do I know you're not some fat lesbian? Please provide a photo of your cock with today's time and date.
>>936014343 (OP)Will you fuck off and stop coming here?
>>936014722Only if you say please and put a shoe on your head.
Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? emaquiie
What’s the verdict?
Is it hard to concentrate and enjoy two things at once? My assumption is there’s one thing you’re sort of controlling (mouth) and one you’re not.
Would you have rather they form an orderly queue and have a go one at a time time?
Hi, the rules of the board since 2008 dictate that you show tits or get the fuck out. You're required to deliver to prove you're a real woman and not some hetero curious freak with repressed homosexual feelings. Please show us your tits with a timestamp or fuck off.
What is the relationship with your father?
>>936014462>Why wouldn't it work?Because they work by measuring levels of hormones produced after the egg implants and the uterus begins preparing to gestate a fetus. The fertilized egg may not have even implanted yet, and you're not producing enough of the level of the tested hormone to be detectable.
>>936018945>>936014462had to crop this down because of gay file size limits