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Anonymous No.936014538 [Report] >>936014720 >>936019340
You wouldnt know about t(his) shit
Anonymous No.936014720 [Report] >>936015999
>>936014538 (OP)
You wouldn't have (any) legs.
Anonymous No.936015999 [Report] >>936016084
>>936014720
Dozens, bitch.
Anonymous No.936016084 [Report] >>936016109
>>936015999
The severed limbs of your comrades that got left in the middle east don't count.
Anonymous No.936016109 [Report] >>936016130
>>936016084
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936016130 [Report] >>936016234
>>936016109
You mean like you left your legs in Iraq?
Anonymous No.936016234 [Report] >>936016266 >>936017203
>>936016130
It was Afghanistan. Get the lore right, asshole. AND I DIDN'T LEAVE ANYONE THERE!!!!!!!! MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936016266 [Report] >>936016299
>>936016234
Oh right, so why'd you leave your men to die?
Anonymous No.936016299 [Report] >>936016308
>>936016266
CORN!!!!!!!!! CRUNCHY BITS INNIT!!!!!!!!!! POP POP POP!!!!!!!! SO STEAMY THEY POP!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!?!??!?!?!??!?!
Anonymous No.936016308 [Report] >>936016326
>>936016299
POP POP POP
THAT'S THE SOUND OF DANGER CLOSE
Anonymous No.936016326 [Report] >>936016351
>>936016308
DIE EUStACE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936016351 [Report] >>936016383 >>936016416 >>936017231 >>936017469 >>936017522
>>936016326
The E doesn't stand for Eustace, it stands for Eternal.
So long as you [shitpost] I will live.
Anonymous No.936016383 [Report] >>936016388
>>936016351
Here you are!
Anonymous No.936016388 [Report] >>936016416
>>936016383
Living rent free in your thread.
Anonymous No.936016416 [Report] >>936016427
>>936016351
>>936016388
Chill, E.
Anonymous No.936016427 [Report] >>936016447 >>936016502
>>936016416
Just tell us what happened in Iraq.
Anonymous No.936016447 [Report] >>936016466
>>936016427
Afghanistan. AND I HAVENT EVEN BEEN THERE!
Anonymous No.936016466 [Report] >>936016500
>>936016447
Ok then tell us what didn't happen there.
Anonymous No.936016500 [Report] >>936016547
>>936016466
NOTHING!!!!!! MEDS!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936016502 [Report]
>>936016427
>Just tell us what happened in Iraq.
What do you think happened?
Anonymous No.936016547 [Report] >>936016580
>>936016500
Then how'd you loose your legs Greasy?
Anonymous No.936016580 [Report] >>936016611
>>936016547
THEY!!!!!! ARE!!!!!! BRONE!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936016611 [Report] >>936016634
>>936016580
Actually I think they're gray and black and in a few trillion pieces somewhere in Germany, they incinerate medical waste.
Anonymous No.936016634 [Report] >>936016651
>>936016611
Is that where you keep sending your pills instead of taking them, E?
Anonymous No.936016651 [Report] >>936016664
>>936016634
Silence, I'm talking to the Oil man.
Anonymous No.936016664 [Report] >>936016686
>>936016651
I am the oil man, E. It's all one guy remember?
Anonymous No.936016686 [Report] >>936016731
>>936016664
No you said that to try and convince everyone that there's no discord/reddit/other reddit/wordpress.
Anonymous No.936016731 [Report] >>936016735
>>936016686
True, E, but I really am the same anon.
Anonymous No.936016735 [Report] >>936016749 >>936016765
>>936016731
Then tell me what happened in Iraq.
Anonymous No.936016749 [Report] >>936016764 >>936016765
>>936016735
AF. GHAN. I. STAN.
Anonymous No.936016764 [Report] >>936016795
>>936016749
WHAT
HAPPENED
THERE
Anonymous No.936016765 [Report]
>>936016735
>Then tell me what happened in Iraq.
>>936016749
>AF. GHAN. I. STAN.

Muslims.
Anonymous No.936016795 [Report] >>936016854
>>936016764
Boy, what didn't happen there would be the better question, E. My time there changed me. Forever.
Anonymous No.936016854 [Report] >>936016910
>>936016795
And how many brain injuries did you need to get before you thought making the same shit thread for eight years in a row across hundreds of different websites was a good idea?
Anonymous No.936016910 [Report] >>936016947 >>936017299
>>936016854
Eight years? Hundreds of sites? Where do I find the time for all this, E!? MEDS! NOW!
Anonymous No.936016947 [Report] >>936017000
>>936016910
>Where do I find the time for all this
I dunno, being a legless shill means you have a lot of time seeing as you're a drain on your family and society and can't work.
Anonymous No.936017000 [Report] >>936017038
>>936016947
If it was even possible- IF- I'd have to be online 24/7 and have literally every website there's logposts on open in separate tabs across multiple devices. Come on, E. Use your brain. There's a simpler, likelier explanation here. Take your meds.
Anonymous No.936017038 [Report] >>936017061
>>936017000
It is if you have eight years to stumble across random chan sites through overchan and have three or seven mentally ill shitposters with you.
Anonymous No.936017061 [Report] >>936017082
>>936017038
>i-its one guy!!!!!!!
>n-no wait!!!!!!! its three or seven!!!!!!!
>b-but its still just ONE!!!!! GUY!!!!!!
Pills takem, schizo.
Anonymous No.936017082 [Report] >>936017107
>>936017061
>>i-its one guy!!!!!!!
Why do you keep trying to convince us it's just Petroleum man? Nobody on /b/ ever believed that.
Anonymous No.936017107 [Report] >>936017126
>>936017082
Then who's the schizo that keeps saying it's one guy in our threads all the time, E?
Anonymous No.936017126 [Report] >>936017135
>>936017107
You, BamMargerasLogofShit.
Anonymous No.936017135 [Report] >>936017153
>>936017126
FUCK DELETE THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936017153 [Report] >>936017168
>>936017135
Delete the thread.
Anonymous No.936017168 [Report] >>936017179
>>936017153
It's not my thread.
Anonymous No.936017179 [Report] >>936017254
>>936017168
Then tell your friend to delete it retard.
Anonymous No.936017203 [Report] >>936017222 >>936017254
>>936016234
Bro! I took a shit in Afghanistan once! It was a foot long and three inches thick. Felt so good.
Anonymous No.936017222 [Report]
>>936017203
What was it like to get mortared while taking a shit?
Anonymous No.936017231 [Report] >>936017277
>>936016351
And if E lives for ever so doth the log poster. There is no stopping what cant be stopped. No killing what cant be kill.
Anonymous No.936017254 [Report] >>936017862
>>936017179
No. Meds.
>>936017203
That's hot. Did it STINK?
Anonymous No.936017277 [Report] >>936017317 >>936017326
>>936017231
Actually there is when your family comes over and forces you to take your meds.
Maybe if you weren't a bitch you wouldn't have gotten addicted to opioids.
Anonymous No.936017299 [Report] >>936017317 >>936017324
>>936016910
The loggist does not eat. He does not sleep. He farts and shits and farts and slidds and cloggs. All day. All night. Just one guy bro, just one guy.
Anonymous No.936017317 [Report] >>936017500
>>936017277
His opioids?
>>936017299
Damn, I figured myself out! It's over for the logposter (me)!
Anonymous No.936017324 [Report] >>936017615
>>936017299
No it's currently four and two are using proxies and/or posting from other devices.
Anonymous No.936017326 [Report] >>936017339
>>936017277
Wrong, I take big dumps. My family comes to unclogg and to smell my anal gifts.
Anonymous No.936017339 [Report] >>936017456 >>936017502 >>936017569
>>936017326
So what's it like having everyone in your family hate you?
Anonymous No.936017456 [Report] >>936017504
>>936017339
What was it like to eat your daughter?
Anonymous No.936017469 [Report]
>>936016351
Really weird thing to double down on….something you don’t and all.
Anonymous No.936017500 [Report]
>>936017317
Agreed me, I too am figured me out me. For I am the log poster.
Anonymous No.936017502 [Report]
>>936017339
nta but i have no strong feelings about it
Anonymous No.936017504 [Report]
>>936017456
Sorry, I had a vasectomy.
So what's it like when they come over to wipe your ass? Have they become numb to the situation yet?
Anonymous No.936017522 [Report] >>936017586 >>936017631
>>936016351
The hill you’re dying on is made of shit. Consider that.
Anonymous No.936017569 [Report] >>936017623
>>936017339
They love me. They love me and my big dumps and constant farting. CONSTANT FARTING. The smell is tremendous.
Anonymous No.936017586 [Report]
>>936017522
I'm a hyperparasite. I live in the guts of other parasites, eating them alive.
Anonymous No.936017615 [Report]
>>936017324
Of course he is.
Anonymous No.936017623 [Report] >>936017759
>>936017569
What's the longest you've helplessly sat in your shit stained wheelchair waiting for someone to show up?
Anonymous No.936017631 [Report]
>>936017522
Kek!
Anonymous No.936017759 [Report] >>936017797
>>936017623
Kek, are you not paying attention? What you call waiting, I call living. I look at the logless masses and I ask myself, "How can they not at all times be steeping their balls in a pant load of feces?" I am never not in shat pants bro. The line up to tongue my anus is long and my family has to wait just like every body else. Now, thanks for tonguing my anus, make your way to the back of the line.
Anonymous No.936017797 [Report] >>936017813 >>936017921
>>936017759
So did this start before or after you became addicted to painkillers?
Anonymous No.936017813 [Report] >>936017826
>>936017797
IM NOT ADDICTEd TO PAINKILLERS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936017826 [Report] >>936017904
>>936017813
Ok then what are you addicted to (other than eating your own shit)?
Anonymous No.936017862 [Report]
>>936017254
Fuck yeah, it stunk so good! Hold mt seat, I feel another one coming!
Anonymous No.936017904 [Report] >>936017924
>>936017826
I don't eat my own shit. Yes, it's steamier and creamier than the average man's shit on account of my addiction to Andy's, but it's no substitute. Take your meds.
Anonymous No.936017921 [Report]
>>936017797
I take pain meds to increase the girth and fecal load of my dueces. It's part of my high fiber, high protein, mass inducing diet. There is nothing more satisfying than taking a massive dump and not really even needing to wipe.
Anonymous No.936017924 [Report] >>936018004
>>936017904
What meds? You're the one taking pregabalin.
Anonymous No.936018004 [Report] >>936018044
>>936017924
I DNT TAKE FUCKING LYRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
Anonymous No.936018044 [Report] >>936018074
>>936018004
Uhhhhhh no shit retard?
Anonymous No.936018074 [Report] >>936018137
>>936018044
All the shit. Forever. Slidding, bitch. Meds.
Anonymous No.936018137 [Report] >>936018168 >>936018642
>>936018074
I don't get why you're so mad, I thought the King of /b/, Lord of trolls, God of clowns, Disciple of Eris, Leader of the Golgothan horde, would have thicker skin.
Anonymous No.936018168 [Report] >>936018202
>>936018137
How am I mad? Stop projecting and grow up.
Anonymous No.936018202 [Report] >>936018240
>>936018168
>AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
What did you mean by this?
Anonymous No.936018240 [Report] >>936018274
>>936018202
What, you've never read a man scream before?
Anonymous No.936018274 [Report] >>936018402
>>936018240
But why'd you scream?
Anonymous No.936018402 [Report] >>936018417
>>936018274
KARI HARAKIRI-SAN IS DEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936018417 [Report] >>936018434
>>936018402
Stay mad.
Anonymous No.936018434 [Report] >>936018466
>>936018417
IM NOT MAD IM GRIEFING!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936018466 [Report] >>936018516
>>936018434
>shitting in an ocean of shit is griefing
Stay mad.
Anonymous No.936018516 [Report] >>936018533
>>936018466
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!??!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!? PROOF!?!??!?!??! PROOOOOOOF!?!??!?!?!??!
Anonymous No.936018533 [Report] >>936018582 >>936018662
>>936018516
Proof you're not mad?
Anonymous No.936018582 [Report] >>936018603
>>936018533
So no proof...
Anonymous No.936018603 [Report]
>>936018582
Sneeding, legless.
Anonymous No.936018642 [Report] >>936018674
>>936018137
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, uhhhhhhng! I just took a shit.
Anonymous No.936018662 [Report]
>>936018533
Absolutely logless.
Anonymous No.936018674 [Report] >>936018761
>>936018642
Uncontrollable bowel movements are often a symptom of lyrica. Logposting is you coping.
Anonymous No.936018761 [Report] >>936018810
>>936018674
Why would I cope when I could just suck his ropes? Less projecting, more medicating, E.
Anonymous No.936018810 [Report] >>936018888
>>936018761
You have no control of your bowels, no control of your life, now you will slowly loose control of the last bit of cumfart you had, your terrible little threads in the one place not willing to mop them up.
Anonymous No.936018888 [Report] >>936019120
>>936018810
Look, E, it's not MY fault logposting isn't against the rules here. Take your meds.
Anonymous No.936019120 [Report] >>936019291
>>936018888
Are you sure about that?
Anonymous No.936019291 [Report] >>936019376
>>936019120
Proof he was banned for logposting?
Anonymous No.936019340 [Report]
>>936014538 (OP)
Teach me daddy
Anonymous No.936019376 [Report] >>936019429
>>936019291
IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU,, YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
Anonymous No.936019429 [Report] >>936019442
>>936019376
So no proof...
Anonymous No.936019442 [Report] >>936019795
>>936019429
Anonymous No.936019474 [Report] >>936019795
Anonymous No.936019520 [Report] >>936019795
Anonymous No.936019593 [Report] >>936019650 >>936019795
Anonymous No.936019650 [Report] >>936019681
>>936019593
Is the OP in the thread with us right now, E?
Anonymous No.936019681 [Report] >>936019734
>>936019650
He's in the discord seething about the thread not going the way he wanted, again.
Anonymous No.936019734 [Report] >>936019808
>>936019681
Then who am I? I thought it was only one person.
Anonymous No.936019795 [Report] >>936019808
>>936019442
>>936019474
>>936019520
>>936019593
I don't understand you..............E.
If you presented this evidence in a courtroom it would be thrown out as inadmissible because what is this even? It's just screen shots of different threads? How does that connect the dots?
You silly fuck.
Anonymous No.936019808 [Report] >>936020542
>>936019734
>>936019795
>I thought it was only one person.
Do you have reverse schizophrenia?
Anonymous No.936019884 [Report] >>936020542
Anonymous No.936020187 [Report] >>936020276 >>936020542
Hey! Why so quiet? I thought you guys were into humiliation!
Anonymous No.936020276 [Report] >>936020311
>>936020187
Delete this. Now.
Anonymous No.936020311 [Report] >>936020338
>>936020276
Or what?
Anonymous No.936020338 [Report] >>936020537
>>936020311
*plop*
Anonymous No.936020537 [Report]
>>936020338
Ohhh yeah, real scared tough guy.
Anonymous No.936020542 [Report] >>936020560
>>936020187
>>936019808
>>936019884
Delete that and come with us now.
Anonymous No.936020560 [Report]
>>936020542
Post your stumps with a timestamp and I will.
Anonymous No.936023922 [Report]
I win.