1. E-Stalking Other Users
Clinging to one poster like a parasite, tracking every reply, trying to dig up their personal info, even editing and reposting their photos. Itโs deranged obsession wrapped in unfulfilled misery and rotting self-loathing.
2. Playing Make-Believe
LARPing as a woman, pretending to be multiple people, writing child porn-tier smut, and denying it when caught. Everyone knows itโs you. Youโre unraveling. Itโs not clever. Itโs the sad delusion of a mentally ill shut-in begging for attention.
3. Wearing Fetish Gear Alone
Strapping your awful little penis into a cage or sitting with a plug up your shitty ass in your sour-smelling room while hunched over your keyboard. No audience. No partner. No dignity. Just you, your fart-filled chair, and the buzzing of flies.
4. Hardcore Projection
Accusing others of being terminally online pedos, degenerates, or losers, while you live here, 24/7, doing the exact same things you rage about. No self-awareness. Just pure, greasy deflection and rot.
5. Getting Triggered by Mockery
Seething with impotent rage when someone mocks you. But instead of facing it, you gaslight yourself into thinking YOU'RE the one getting under THEIR skin. Too cowardly, weak, and defenseless to post anything honest.
6. Watching WWE as an Adult
No commentary needed. Scripted soap operas for children. Just imagine being a grown man, watching bodybuilders fake-fight.
7. Predictable Degeneracy
Your patterns are so repetitive that anons have reverse-engineered what your mangled, shriveled, phimosis-infected dick looks like from tribute threads where you squeeze out rancid, dead, sour, yellow cum onto an old, cracked, crusted-over tablet. Thatโs your online footprint.
8. Calling Your Own Posts โBasedโ
You hit โpost,โ wait a minute, then reply to yourself with โbased.โ You even samefag with a VPN. No oneโs impressed. No oneโs fooled. Youโre not โbased.โ Youโre a digital skin tag.
The schizo is already here again
>>936017575he hasn't left in 3 days what do you mean
They have taken my DILF kingdom from me, and now all shall suffer my wrath.
the only faggots worse than troy and parker are elle posters
I shall not be psychoanalyzed.
Do you understand me, you insipid CUNTS?
>>936018143Go stretch your foreskin, no life
I am master of the triggering arts. Come gaze in awe at the baiting and trolling I showcase in my Trump thread.
The archivist has spoken.
Is Elle the new spam now?
>>936018484>>936018496I do prefer her over ER, so I'm not really gonna complain about it
>>936018567mfk for me
>>936018579he's just biding his time
>>936018593The only acceptable alternate choice
>>936019211For once the not a celeb guy would be right
https://youtu.be/LruAvZeZayI?si=D9Pb8-_wfA-cDTSl
Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emyriion
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
post the cute picture of anya
>>936022870Any particular reason why she's showing us she's waxed?
>>936023399Sheโs been looking insanely hot lately
The fungus is not bumping it's threads
fapping to censored bbc porn <3
>>936024194why are you here then? lol
>>936024746shes hot but her sister is better
>>936024746ugly fucking whore, fuck you
getting some mixed messages here
>>936025261This
>>936025278Lily is more of a show off though, so she wins
>>936025528How goes it, Parker? Are you enjoying your summer?
>>936025795His parents took it away from him
>>936025795j-tard keeps saying he knows but hes a compulsive liar
Oooooooooooooh my pneis oooooooh
he shared his driving licence, some /cel/tard must have saved it
>>936026104Your mother shared her womb with my cock
OOOOOOOOOOOMG IS BD MMM SPAMMING LIKE THE REST OF US OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT OMG THIS IS SO LIKE HIM OOOOOOOOOOOOMG ONLY WE'RE ALLOWED TO SPAM MMMM MY DICK NOT HIM!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRxcW3tvj64
HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO USE OUR ONE WEIRD TRICK TO GET ALL THE BENEFITS WITHOUT HAVING TO CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-VOTg7Jzg
>>936026291fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mommy goddess makes me leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKPAzTPsWrw
To absolutely no ones surprise, the faggot deleted his thread.
emma watson is the most cummed to of all time
>>936028122i am past enjoyment or despair. Does one scream at the tide?
>>936026806woollen panties, mm imagine the smell
let's use it as grist for the mill
did i call it or what
haha wait til you see the receipt i saved for the next thread
>>936017444>>936017510>>936017530Natalie Portman is literally 40 years old, how is that pedophilic? Are you Anons Fucking BrainDead?
Why does every new song of Lorde sound the same
is this the time to say i never really understood all the lorde hype
>>936034466she has a surprisingly nice ass