If you woke up with superpowers, would you be a hero or a villain?

>>936017384 (OP)
I would be a shadow hero

the world would never know of my influence

>>936017384 (OP)
i'd sing five for fighting everywhere i went with an emo haircut but not actually use my powers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI

>>936017384 (OP)
depends on the super power tbh
If I got Superman's powers, then I would be good.
If I just got some small powers, then I would probably use them to rob a bank or something...
If I could make myself invisible, then I would have a lot of kids.

Depends on the powers. Probably a villain but not really because I'd just use them to make my life better, I have no appetite for needles cruelty or world domination or whatever.

>>936017384 (OP)
I would probably think I'm a hero until I realize majority of people are not worth the effort or risking myself in harms way just to be outed on social media and doxed so I'd probably use it however I can to gain the upper hand and become successful while fucking over 99 percent of humanity.

>>936017384 (OP)
Depends on your point of view but I’d be killing homosexuals.

>>936017726
Why? Are you wanting all the fags for yourself?

>>936017784
No I want them all dead.

>>936017384 (OP)
What kind of powers are we talking?

>>936017647
I'd probably make the best of the hand I was dealt, and do whatever possible to help my friends and strangers alike, if I was in the shoes of most of the people out there right now, I would try and do everything in my power to survive, to make it a better world, and not lose

>>936017384 (OP)
Hero, definitely.
Although most people would think my actions are those of a villain.

>>936017384 (OP)
Neither. I'd use my powers for my self and only myself. I don't owe the world anything!

>>936017384 (OP)
I would be a kanye west schizo who posts on xitter bout how people don't understand my powers n shieet nigga heil hitler.

>>936017960
To be fair once I solved my own problems I'd probably want to help others out of sheer boredom if nothing else. I'd only be a "villain" when trying to get what I want, which is essentially just money and maybe a little status. Depending on the power, once this was achieved there wouldn't be anything to do so I'd probably try helping others since I have no problems and don't see why I'd want to cause harm for no reason.

>>936017384 (OP)

>>936017384 (OP)
i'd be a little of both. Depending on the powerset i'd get, i'd use it to track down all the spam callers, spam e-mail'ers, all the scammers of the world, teleport to them, and utterly break their arms AND legs, crippling them. I would hold no sympathy for their plight, no care for their reasoning, and i would never consider them to be humans at all. And if they whine, moan, and groan saying its the only way they can make a living, the only way they can buy food? They can fucking starve, live on the atreets, and die for all i give a shit

I guarantee that by the time i'm done cleansing the planet of these shit stains upon society, the world would be at least 5% more peaceful where it matters.......that, or i'd say "fuck it", blow up the planet, and go to an entirely new universe, one hopefully less gay than this world :/

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>936017384 (OP)
I'd make the OP understand there's only 2 genders and sexual orientations
male/female and heterosexual/homosexual

>>936018192
>can wake up with any power imaginable
>choose the ability to explain genders
liberal kike shane. it's in the name.

>>936018380
The post is reminding you you're born as your gender and there's no such thing as trans or nonbinary
you're just a faggot that's why you argued the post>>936017784 here trying to say they're gay as homosexuals often do

>Don't remind me that I can't be whatever gender/thing I want to be!!!
pic related your identity

>>936018513
lol I forgot you actually took that bait in the pic

>>936018513
im not gay, or nonbinary, or a woman, or nuri, or that other guy you just accused me of being. I just like calling you a liberal kike because it's the most accurate thing I could possibly call you. clean out your pussy it's too early to argue the same thing for the 500th time

>>936018572
it's not bait they had an instagram with tags saying they were ##altboy ##eboy and only recently dropped the nonbinary/trans identity to try and get brownie points with neo-conservatives just like they became racist and antisemitic and homophobic

>>936018574
I didn't say you were but I said you believed in that.

>>936018812
>>936018863
the real question is why would you care, and expanding on that why would you think we care that you care.

>>936018892
They changed because of my criticisms so obviously it carries weight. I despise people who will change what they deeply believed in seemingly just because someone disagrees with it. Fair weather believers and cowards

>>936018812
I never dropped it, just no one cares lol

Also good morning, you really do go at this all day every day, huh?

>>936019000
no one did shit because of you. also people are allowed to change their minds based on new information only retards believe the same things until they die

>>936019039
>i'm a christian, tomorrow i'm a muslim on wednesday i'm hindu. on friday im kabalist jewish
ok madonna
>>936019016
Then ehy say it was bait?

>>936019088
lol. i like how becoming more racist over time is like switching religions to you. liberal kike shane, it's in the name.

>>936019039
>no one did shit because of you
>they stopped throne, stopped of, stopped taking face pics

>>936019144
oh right you did all that because you were throwing actual tantrums every hour of the day and still do. lmao holy shit.

>>936019121
Bro they weren't racist at all they refused to say nigger and faggot. These are deep beliefs to most people

>>936019088
Because when I took the picture, I purposefully left it in specifically so you’d flip over it

>>936019144
Is this about me?? I never had throne, my of is still there I just don’t use it much because I’m working, and yeah I did stop showing my face because of how many hissy fits like a little child you’d throw every time you saw my face

>>936019185
no they aren't. they're deep beliefs to a liberal kike like you that thinks magic words hold some sort of power over everyone. shut the fuck up bro, you take things so seriously all the time it's really sad

>>936019188
So are you or are you not ngc/trans adjacent/nonbinary identifying? It's pride month and you show cowardice lol

>>936019225
Literally life and death people die and kill over that

>>936017384 (OP)
Villain, but I wouldn't be evil. I'd just be a menace to south central.

>>936019308
you are on /b/ my dude. it's a friday and we're just getting started saying nigger.

>>936019220
Nobody can link a throne without you knowing

>>936019238
Yes I am but why does it matter so much to you?

>>936019332
it doesn't change anything this is just where we can argue without violence and silencing/canceling

I'd probably be some sort of anti-hero, only saving hot people and people who seem like they deserve saving. My moral compass is kinda whack, in a sense. Like, I know right from wrong, it's just that depending on the "wrong," sometimes I just don't care.

SOMEONE'S gotta tell the story and make a "foundation" after getting raped, after all.

>>936019375
i don't know if you've been outside lately but you can say nigger anytime you want. and if someone tries to murder you or hit you over it you can murder and hit them back.

>>936019374
Ok well you can't be lol guess I already got my super power because hey only 2 genders and 2 sexuality

>>936019423
Name one way how it affects you

See I keep getting told that Shane has been talking about me every day and I honestly couldn’t believe it but wow that’s crazy. Anyways work time, Shane get a job

josh I found a new reaction image for your folder

>>936019671
This is art

>>936018186
sounds like you got redeemed, saar

>>936019539
it conflicts with my personal beliefs and it upsets faggots to disagree. The fact they're fair weather nazi/homophobic/racists makes it justifiable for everyone

Sit on the fence get torn in half
>>936019652
you're here every day you do uber eats

>>936019777
Your personal beliefs are a you problem, Shane. Quit projecting your shit onto Nuri and others. You’re such a fucking crybaby.

>>936019838
You're fence pole sitters you have no beliefs you are what is stereotypical of jews

>>936019777
>the fruitiest fruitloop to ever prance telling people he's a real one and they're the fakes

>>936019873
I don’t like faggots so I don’t talk to them unless they’re cool to talk to. Simple as. I don’t sit here every day whining like a woman about it

Whatever gets me good money and doesn't get me in trouble with the law

>>936019883
Yea basically (im not gay tho) i respect courage if you're going to be a fag don't change out of criticism or fear or worse to be popular on 4chan

>>936019935
you say this like you're trying to impart some knowledge or something but no one cares what you think we keep saying so. learn to listen. no one cares what you think or what you like and dislike. stop freaking out about everything all the time.

>>936019909
it's not about that it's about conformity

>>936019974
no u you're choosing ignorance

>>936017384 (OP)
the superpower to fart through the ears

>>936020001
you came into a thread about superpowers posting nuri and throwing a tantrum because of the word josh in the picture filename. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>936020022
> thread is really about the OP post
>all the usuals are itt
my post adressed the OP post anyways
power to tell OP 2 genders and sexuality
>did it

>>936020092
you complaining about what you don't like is like an israeli telling me how bad muslims are. I don't care I just want you to stop sucking on baby penis and killing people.

>>936017621
You get the power of talking to anyone comfortavly and making good first impressions.

I have super powers

>hasn’t even slept yet

>>936020129
2 GENDERS 2 SEXUALITY
ITS A FACT

>>936020240
3 gender 5 me

>>936020240
https://voca.ro/1ogj1UG6upl4

>>936017384 (OP)
>be me
>superpowers
>beat up musk until he gibs free money
>retire

>>936020773
based

>>936017384 (OP)
i'd be a fucking retard
a super retard

>>936021677
so an average Tuesday

>>936017384 (OP)
Whatever super power I'll have I'll use it in secret and completely for my own benefit, no one would or should find out about it.
If I'd be a super hero then there would be super villains trying to fight me, vice versa. I don't want that shit and I'll be minding my own business.

>>936022277
How do you know others would have powers?

https://voca.ro/14sCV6kIcBYt

>>936024088
Jews killed Jesus

>>936024910
God allowed it and jesus accepted it. Mfker could turn water into wine and knew he was coming back he didn't care

>>936025010
Are you saying the entire Christian religion comes from a heist or a prank between father and son?

>>936025509
I mean kinda like a party crash/raid inviting all the gentiles into heaven as long as they accept the invitation and didn't break important rules

I’d fuck Jesus

I'd hunt down all the pedos

>>936030028
I know where you should start

>>936017384 (OP)
A hero.
But the scariest hero that exists.

The hero nobody ever, ever wants to deal with because they’re really, really, really, really, really fucking scary and once you encounter them it means you're probably going to die or have your life changed forever for the sake of justice

What snacks should I eat during Game 7 of the NBA Finals on Sunday? We are all having a watch party, are we not? Sunday at 8pm ET

>>936017416
>the world would never know of my influence

This.
I would exit the shadows only to distribute justice, pain and death for the greater good.

>>936017384 (OP)
I am already a hero, nigger

>>936030325
why is that negro sticking his tongue out like that?

>>936030359
You'd get fucked up by a real nigga real quick

>>936020144
I wanna make good second impressions

>>936030620
i would be a hero, and an ally for the heroes

i'd be completely neutral. for every good act i did i'd do an equally bad act. every person i save is another person i kill. every compliment i give is an insult around the corner. completely unstoppable.

>>936030251
Venom?

Donkey Kong bananza

>>936031229
so a sidekick

>>936017416
_“We lurk in the shadows and hunt down from the shadows.”_

>>936032775
Sounds.like a.pedo