Drunk driving is so fucking fun

>>936025019 (OP)
i used to drink and drive and fuck up the car, i feel so bad for the guy whose car got stolen and then ran over by me

>>936025019 (OP)
Based. They need to bring back the laws Montana had. Everyone drove fast with no speed limit and you could have an open container as long as it wasn't hurting nobody. True American Freedom.

>>936025381
Just buy a taxi service and get it towed to the station

>>936027896
i don't know what to do with myself these days.

Last summer, I was drunk driving down some empty country roads during a heatwave, windows down and just blasting Vicious Delicious from the speakers. It was absolutely amazing, and a wonder I didn't kill myself by trying to do some high speed swerves.

i do too but i do it in beamng because im not an asshole. well i am, but not in a visible, aggressive way. just passive aggressively an asshole

>>936025019 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang

>>936025019 (OP)
Bars should only have parking for employees.
Take an Uber or a Cab if you go out to drink.
Or just stay on your couch to get blotto.