Celeb Thread - /Just put the celebs in the thread, bro/ edition.
>>936047463oop i can't reply right for shit
i am getting drunk rn and then high later on but clearly i am further along
a tuesday holiday is LAME. party on the weekend!
>y be mean to me 4channers i dont understand
>>936047694Katy made me so horny when I was younger
>>936047680>looks like a baby eating seriel killer
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smilez
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you will never be rid of me
>>936047680>i am getting drunk rn and then high laterI don't envy you, I don't feel so good right now my tummy is hurting.
I think that Tay Anon gave me a sickness or something.
He said his head hurt, he coughed on me and then disappeared!
>a tuesday holiday is LAME. party on the weekend!That's what weekends are for! Woot woot!
LOL
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I will never stop i will never leave
>>936047760She still makes me so horny
Wtf y dont people like me or post i dont get it
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>is mentally retarded and insane
>>936047833Her tits are amazing
>>936047753accurate filename, hot pic
>>936047768>he coughed on me and then disappeared!clearly he was patient 0 and we will dispose of him on sight next time
>has a mental breakdown at work because he has to clean the wall of a bathroom
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>>936047848wanna suck on them for hours so bad
>>936047912I used to masturbate to all of her music videos
>>936047860Okay but what if we find out that I'm infected... we're not gonna dispose of me tho right?! We're gonna get me the best treatment money can buy?? ;;
>looks like he hasnt taken a shower in 12 years
>>936047933Wash your greasy ass face you nasty retarded mentally ill nigger
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Liv thread
>>936047992Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>>936047930wish we got to see those perky tits
got disc or ses?
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>doesnt know how to wash his own face
>>936047933that depends, do you feel the need to munch on human flesh? huh?!
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those feet got me BRICKED up bruh
>>936048029Anon to Anon confidentiality right? You're not gonna tell anyone?
When Ari wears skirts I feel the need to munch... to munch on her booty.
;.; I think the infection has already reached my brain.
If I do go out please clear my browser history!
>those feet got me BRICKED up bruh
those feet are not fapworthy
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i can't pronounce cantaloupe correctly with my north dakotan accent. it comes out as "cannnnnnuhloooope"
>>936048132that's the first symptom! you're already infected, but i'll be damned if i let you morph into one of those psycho freaks
>>936048102Got any ass to share?
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>>936048314Just give me a little something for the pain, then let me die. :'((
lol how you holdin up on the drinky?
I wish I was joinin you but I didn't buy any this weekend.
>>936048433the best i can do is 2 advil and a head pat
the drinky is gooood, i'm tryna polish off a less than savory bottle of rum atm so it's a bit of struggle but enough coke makes it good
>>936048463Not great but really nice
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>>936048519>2 advil and a head patThat's more than I could have hoped for at least. :p
>less than savory bottle of rum atm UGH don't you just hate that? Like just get into mah belly already so I can move on to my SHINY NEW bottle.
Is there a special occasion tonight?
>>936048643>get into mah belly already so I can move on to my SHINY NEW bottle.exactly how i feel like CMON ALREADY
no special occasion other than it is friday :p
>>936048735I hope you enjoy!
I'm starting to feel eepy, I just got back from a few hour walk before I got on here.
It's like 30C in my room I'm boiling up.
I mite have to go to sleep. :<
>kurt angle ain't got shit on choli
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>>936048881>It's like 30C in my room I'm boiling up.that's way too hot for one man to handle D: crack a window in there jeebus
i might have to sleep too cause once i smoke a little something i get very very sleepy lmao
>>936048753Pretty good for a white chick, I gotta admit
>>936049019I did just open my window!
I think I'm gonna put a fan on the windowsill and blast some (hopefully) cool air into my room cause it's HAWT in here. >.<
>once i smoke a little something i get very very sleepyThen it vibes well with the alcohol. :3
Alcohol makes you woozy and sleepy and the smokey will finish you off! =^o^=
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redbull time
these threads are so much better when no one posts in them
>>936049088good get some air moving cause it's gonna be toasty if you don't!!
the smokey does finish me off, i think it's my time to head out, but gn fren :)
>>936049212Baww I hope I didn't ruin your fun!
Sleep well fren, enjoy a nice cozy sleep, maybe open up your window a bit as well to get some nice fresh air for when you wake up!
^ o ^)/ Nite nite fren!! <3
evens, sleep
odds, stay up
>>936049496wonder why thats not on his wiki
>>936049270>Baww I hope I didn't ruin your fun!naw you didnt i'm just not very fun when i'm high loool
ty and gn :))
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tornado warning i'm going to run outside and see if i can fight it
I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys w-want a-a celeb l-lady l-like m-mine...
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Flashback to 2015!! This shirt turned heads every time I wore it
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>>936051018Fuck off you piece of shit, not a celeb
How long has the "not a celeb" guy been at it
Choli got blown out and away by a tornado stoooppid
>>936051582Did a tornado blow off all your hair because you're fucking bald lol
I approached a blonde girl. she was wearing a red skirt. I really liked her. I would have been happy with her, if she was my gf. but unfortunately she rejected me.
Corley and I cum to blacked and/or kids together
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>>936052864huffa niece boota?
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
what celeb would you most want to be your sister
what celeb would you most like to babysit
lana del rey is officially too old to jerk off to
the classiest and most unproblematic celeb
>>936053365Not a celeb, just a dumb social media whore
>>936053388you just hate hungarians
>>936053418Not a celeb dumbfuck
Yep…& Much Earlier, Too…:)
>>936053460not a celeb dumbass, fuck off
>>936053898oh my bad
what does a celeb look like
>>936054304how fucking lazy are you that you had to make this with AI?
>>936054304I will defend Britney Spears for the rest of my gay life
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>>936054304I was 5 when I heard Selena, 7 when I heard Spice Girls, and 9 when I heard Britney. I couldn’t wait till 13 lol
>>936054533Sexy zoomer brat
is there a better tv show right now than Love Island?
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>>936054636She’s sexy as hell
what celebs has your mom caught you masturbating to
>>936054697So tight. Amazing midriff on her
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>>936054679When I was young, she walked in on me jerking to Nickelodeon girls like Jeannette, Victoria, Ariana
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>>936054863 Piss in her pussy
>>936054785So fucking hot
>>936054785Make her cum addicted
>>936054915Just exposing the bimbo
if i could pick one whore to be my sex slave it would be angela white
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/lightsteelbluemodestzebradove
https://youtu.be/53rCO8BsKwU?si=Uquigz4leYya1pnv
>>936055507Stop posting kids you piece of shit
>>936055504sheesh! what gives? is that any way to greet an old friend?
>>936055507Er, did you meet to post that or did you post the wrong pic by accident?
>>936055568you don't know the future
she might be a celeb one day
>>936055556>>936055568>>936055597She's had roles on Netflix etc shows
Any lesb celebs ever got caught kissing by papparazi?
celeb you most want to see prolapsed?
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>>936055543Oopsie daisy did your mom mean to have you or do all that by accident
>>936047860Whew, she's a bit too skinny these days for me but those tootsies are TOP
For my ally is the force
And a powerful ally it is
>>936055822Shut your ass up pedo
How far do you think this conversation could go? emyzeth
ay, this woman is COMICALLY ugly
>>936055822>>936056060Fuck off faggots
>>936055693KYS pedo, stop posting kids
https://youtu.be/9C8J-jhMtRA?si=TMGxtZs_m9MgrSJI
I need a weekend Fart Party
>>936056288count me in my brother
>>936056288Didn't Troy's brothers used to do this to him?
>>936056288I'm in. Who we fart jerking for?
>>936056345Whomever your fart desires <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx1091Zdj_k
Every day we stray further from God’s light
how did we miss this
https://x.com/livvydunne/status/1936080921775816982
we've been acknowledged
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>>936056791i don't get it tho
what does either of them have to do with baseball
she's a gymnast? isn't the world series about baseball?
https://youtu.be/WUC7MgkOgKA?si=QfJePxnO8rIvAG8g
>>936056875Any good songs to fart jerk to?
>>936056345nice. I love Meika.
>>936056931And Meika loves you <3
I've been drinking Stella Artois all night and I'm so horny and full of gas. I'm pumping ever so slowly for Meika to make sure I keep my belly nice and full before the release
What sort of thing would you say is attractive for a woman, but repulsive for a man?
oh no! the Princess Belle Delphine is in
her family mansion chewing on some
bubble gum straps!
>>936057297Excess fat. Big bitches are sexy as fuck, but lard ass dudes just look stinky and lazy and gross. Look at Troy, for example.
>>936057355Not a celeb dumb fucker
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>>936057355The simps just donated the Princess and
sents the Princess Belle Delphine another
three thousand dollars on her sheet!
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>>936057413The Princess Belle Delphine is ecstatic!
>>936057421The Princess mights have to purchase
another pair of shoes! heys! it's on the
simps! empty wallets for the simps!
new show shoes shiny and tights
very brights for the Princess Belle!
>>936057464Not a celeb, fuck off to a porn thread newfag
>>936057483you could learn to be a bit more welcoming, anon
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>embarassing
not in the mood for your shit today
i was making a joke because it reminded me of a troy post
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got the hiccups
>>936057638That's hardly a valid excuse for not having any semblance of a social life.
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>get a job
J-Tard displays chronic maladaptive behavior in the context of anonymous internet interaction, characterized by:
Obsessive interpersonal fixation (e.g., e-stalking individual users, repetitive responses, attempts to dox)
>>936057661having osteoporosis is my excuse
>>936057838>>936057834I can tell without opening these that the filenames will by the actress's name followed by a number
>>936057862That's nice for you
>>936056998Meika loves me...? I hope so... I asked her to be my gf... but she has not replied to me... not yet, anyways.
after listening to every song and album ever i have decided the best and my favorite genre of music is soft rock.
>>936057862is he that predictable
Here is a photo of Troy's boyfriend:
Im gonna make a new thread and post meika in it <334
>>936057862there isn't a celeb I haven't seen yet, the collection is limitless