Would your life become better if you woke up as girthmaster tomorrow?

>>936059095 (OP)
i'm quite good at doing it on my own so i would be just as good.

>>936059095 (OP)
i have a friend with bigger,
its more of a problem then a blessing.

>>936059095 (OP)
He does have it good, dudes like 6’8 in good shape and has an insane dick. He’s like 8.5 inches long and 7 inches circumference. If I was him I’d always just wear grey sweats in public with no underwear

>>936059095 (OP)
Absolutely

How far do you think this conversation could go? emaquiie

>>936059095 (OP)
No way I like my little sissy clitty.

>>936059095 (OP)
>Would your life become better if you woke up as girthmaster tomorrow?
It's pathetic the number of anons who think this

>>936060520
No.

>>936066666
Hooooooly fucking shit anon.

>>936060344
>wahhh my jaw hurts are you close yet?

we've all been there

>>936059095 (OP)
It's a fantasy of the insecure that women imagine sex the same way men do, no amount of dick will make up for your lack of character and imagination in bed. It's the biggest complaint of women who have dated guys with big dicks. I mean if you're just masturbating yourself inside someone else sure you can cum, but making a woman cum is 99% everything else about you other than your reproductive organ.
If you aren't at least creative or have a certain level of empathy, having a big dick will leave you even more insecure and depressed because you know everyone around thinks having a big dick is great but you're lonely and white knuckle gooning to porn that caters to your insecurity.

>>936066666
quints checked for factual truth
confirmed

>>936059095 (OP)
Lmao are we believing packers are real cocks now? If you haven't actually seen it then he moat likely has a tiny pp

>>936059095 (OP)
Notice the dude in the picture looks well dressed, looks like he has a job and is in control of his life, and he isn't fat or ugly. His dick is just a bonus, it's everything else women find attractive about him. Wake up young man, you can be just as wanted by women as that guy who's probably gay as a fucking fruitcake anyway.

look up boyfriend dick and vacation dick.
it's retarded but all women are retarded.

>>936059095 (OP)

if you have a huge dick you might as well avoid the traumatic life and just skip directly to being homosexual. Only homos can truly take care of and appreciate what you have.

>>936059095 (OP)
if i'm still me, but just in his body, probably not
most of my problems aren't physical