Thread 936061826

Does converting to Judaism give you Israeli citizenship? Can you move to Israel and start a new life there?

>>936061826 (OP)
im pretty sure they have a whole system there dedicated to checking your jewishness before allowing you to become a citizen. you can go there on like a green card but you won't get any benefits like having the US pay for your education and healthcare completely while we struggle to find jobs and pay for food.

No, dumbass

If your mom isn't Jewish, you're not allowed to join the club.

>How the fuck don't you know that?

Covert to Judaism...

Stop jerking off for 5 minutes OP, and read a fucking book.

>>936062586
False.
Some branches of Judaism, particularly the Reformed, will accept conversion.
Ultra-Orthodox is the only one that never accepts them, and refuses to accept the children of female converts as well.

>>936061946
>US pay for you education and healthcare completely.
This doesn't happen to anyone in the US.

>>936061826 (OP)
No.

>>936065145
>This doesn't happen to anyone in the US.
It should happen though. You would get the most loyal immigrants ever.

>>936065240
Thank you for the answer my friend.

>>936065145
i think you missed my point

>>936065615
>You would get the most loyal immigrants ever.
No. You don't. You just get well educated invaders.

t. Euro

>>936061826 (OP)
Anon, no. If you are under 35, you will be forced to join their military for a few years. No matter what gender you are. Israeli is the only country in history to have mandatory military service for women as well.

>>936065808
>food
>housing
>a salary
>healthcare
>education
>military training
How is this a bad thing again?

>>936065808
Other countries have that too, Eritrea and North Korea for example

>>936066110
for one you'd have to deal with soldier specifically carrying around armored torah scrolls on the battlefield instead of ammunition or radio equipment while fighting an enemy that hates you more than anything they've ever hated while also having 99% of earth rooting for you to lose.

>>936065145
Of course not. Helping your own citizens would be communism.
That money needs to go to the self-proclaimed chosen people instead.

>>936066231
Retarded take though
If you spent time in the us military you would know there are dedicated religious personnel on the battlefield. For Christians or whoever else
No they don’t carry around an armored Torah but they’re not there to carry ammunition or fight

>>936066905
>but they’re not there to carry ammunition or fight

>>936062586
You can, because some schools of Jewdaism allow it, but it's extremely expensive.
I looked into this years ago. I don't wanna spend that much, and also I don't wanna have my dick cut at the tip, so I dropped it.

>>936061826 (OP)
theoretically. what it really means is you can move anywhere you want in the Levant and demand someone else's house, if whoever's in it doesn't like that you can tell them they're antisemites and get the Americans to bomb them to fuck

>>936066231
Tactical Torah may sound funny but if it works, it works.

>>936061826 (OP)
If you don't have the matriarchal lineage they will never accept you. You will forever be a diet jew, basically an extra good shabbos goy, a low level freemason. If you marry a real jew your kids can be like second class jews though.

>>936066110
I wish I could have done this.

How far do you think this conversation could go? emyriion

>>936065673
You're welcome.

You'll never be considered a real jew anon.

>>936061826 (OP)
The Israeli government no longer represents Jewish people, so probably not

Let’s say “Hallachah” conversion is the “official “ most accepted form of conversion today.

Let’s say if you have Jewish blood through the Patriarchy —it would be easier than a pure Gentile.(To convert thru them)

But unlike the other Jewish religions (Abrahamic) Jews will always DISCOURAGE your conversion .

Jews ain’t hungry to have you converted.


Now when it comes to actual power and execution,maternal or paternal ,historically was independent of Hallachah( maternal)

Because in the bible everything was paternal. The killing of the prophets as sin etc… Then a reform because of this.


If you have priestly blood or descend out of Judah ,of course it will remain independent of HALLACHAH. Maybe they’re aware maybe they’re not. But an ally is an ally. And Jewish blood is Jewish blood.

Hallachah —the most official of the conversions always acts discretely and they will never get inside what affects the universe and what doesn’t with anyone. Let go and let God.

Israel and Jews understand they are the real “Vatican” and independence and Jewish blood is more cherished than Hallachah . Whether they admit it or not it still is so.


This is why there will come a time for reform maybe because miracles and powers by Jewish blood flowed independent of Hallachah since the dawn of time .

But a new “0%Jewish blood “convert would eventually begin receiving the “Holy Spirit” throughout the Generations.


You gotta start somewhere.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyzeth

>>936072498
Weird Yoda

>>936078511
He's a yoda

>>936080741
Okay

>>936065240
Yes.

>>936061826 (OP)
Careful; converting to Judaism is a bit risky in these last days. Revelation 2:9

Israel is a cool country

>>936086652
It is.