How to kill myself as painless as possible - /b/ (#936075886) [Archived: 869 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:15:23 PM No.936075886
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Im tried Bros. Just want a nice way out.

Also for the christbros you really think God will throw me in hell forever ?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:22:09 PM No.936076149
Theres no such thing as a painless death, but id argue there are some -quicker- ways to do it... but you shouldn't kill yourself. Things change and the way you feel right now isn't how you will feel forever. Try to avoid places like this for a while whilst also trying to find more places with kind, empathic, altruistic people. Volunteering to help others is a great way to find more people like that who will help you see not everyone is a piece of shit and some do genuinely want to create a better life for others
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:27:01 PM No.936076365
>will god etc
no ofc he wont. that's just an idea
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:27:59 PM No.936076406
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>>936075886 (OP)
360 no scope across the map throwing knife yourself summerfag
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:17 PM No.936076431
>>936075886 (OP)
Poop in the sink.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:31:37 PM No.936076574
i suggest overdosing on as much fentanyl as possible, still might feel the heart attack you have at the last second because your body still has to die, but you'll be high as fuck
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:33:09 PM No.936076630
>>936076149
Thanks for the Kind words man. But i doubt this Shit will unfuck itself.

I have a heavy crossbow but fear to fuck Up an endlich Up retarded
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:40 PM No.936076703
>>936076574
Thats Not a Bad Idea, thanks. Although fent IS basically non existend where i live and tweaking in Meth Sounds shitt ngl
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:38:48 PM No.936076897
>>936075886 (OP)

I will answer this post from end to start. There is no hell or heaven, there is only one soul in this existance and it lives all the lives at once, time is not real. point of living is experience and to escape natural state of things taht is nothingness, living is a way to escape it through experiencing even tho it is all pretended. if you die or not it does not matter, you will be back like everytime but without memory- that is most important aspect of escaping empty void in which this consciousness hangs. Helium gas, or carbon monoxide in sleep.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:39:09 PM No.936076911
>>936075886 (OP)
TWINK FEET
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:42:37 PM No.936077070
Breathing helium for a while might work. You will pass out in seconds and be dead in minutes.
But solving the problem could be an even better way. Or just move away and make a fresh start.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:43:42 PM No.936077116
>>936075886 (OP)
Eat all that hair.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:45:24 PM No.936077200
>>936077116
For a thousend bucks ye
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:47:23 PM No.936077272
>>936075886 (OP)
Sleeping pills and alcohol. throw in some ketamine and you are golden. And if you survive at least you had an epic night
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:50:00 PM No.936080087
Just take a nap bro. As your Christbro, I will tell you the truth, God will thrown you into hell if you don't repent and trust in Jesus. Just give up the fight, not your life, and God might fix you in this life. And if not, you will be fixed in the next. Wish you the best, truly!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:07:14 AM No.936080925
>>936075886 (OP)
don't do it bro you'll make it. its mens mental health month talk to a friend your loved and cared for by someone
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:08:55 AM No.936080989
Citation needed
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>>936075886 (OP)
I vaguely remember helium being a relatively easy and painless way to kill yourself. Hook up a gas mask to a tank, and you just kinda fall asleep, and because it replaces the oxygen in your body, it'll suffocate you while you're asleep in a matter of minutes.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:18:41 AM No.936081409
>>936075886 (OP)
Why do you want to kill yourself?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:34:27 AM No.936082106
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>>936075886 (OP)
Better a milestone be tied around your neck and be cast into the sea than to harm one hair on the head of a child of God.

So if you are driven to harm other suicide might be permissible.

Otherwise just try to hang in there.
It sucks for most of us butt it wont be more than a hundred years.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:44:25 AM No.936082558
>>936081409
Moved across the country for a Girl and Fell hard for her bs. Than sehe left menout of nowhere.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:49:32 AM No.936082772
>>936082558
Man, yeah, I know how that feels. But remember, Satan would laugh at you if you killed yourself over a girl.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:55:54 AM No.936083004
>>936075886 (OP)
dont kill yourself. We will need soldiers in the coming war caused by AI. I could use men like you on my side
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:21:16 AM No.936084011
>>936082558
You are willing to kill yourself over a girl and Just that ? What a soy boy

Jokes aside dont do It man its difficult i know been depressed for years and now im under antidepressants It Will get Better, and there are people Who care about you dont throw your only chance of living for some bullshit, please if this Is real seek help call someone