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Anonymous No.936077140 >>936077295 >>936077476 >>936077515 >>936081151 >>936081329 >>936081424 >>936082889 >>936082924 >>936082958 >>936083161 >>936083165 >>936083274 >>936083287 >>936083320 >>936083773 >>936087427
Pet sitting for a friend and I haven't jacked off in weeks. Dubs and I'll cum on them
Anonymous No.936077235
what kinda pet is that op?
Anonymous No.936077245
WTF Steve, I trusted you!
Anonymous No.936077295
>>936077140 (OP)
is the pet a dog? cum on the pet.
Anonymous No.936077349 >>936077568
Show me the gusset of worn panties
Anonymous No.936077413
Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyzeth
Anonymous No.936077476
>>936077140 (OP)
roll
Anonymous No.936077515
>>936077140 (OP)
What size is that bra and what does your friend look like?
Anonymous No.936077568
>>936077349
Second this. Gotta fine dirty worn ones for observing/smelling then finish in clean ones so she wears them later
Anonymous No.936080839
Rolling
Anonymous No.936081136
Cum on the crotch and put them back in the drawer
Anonymous No.936081151
>>936077140 (OP)
>cum on pets
I dare you
Anonymous No.936081185
Shoot a fatty
Anonymous No.936081305
check them
Anonymous No.936081329
>>936077140 (OP)
Check
Anonymous No.936081361
Show us who they belong to
Anonymous No.936081424 >>936082109
>>936077140 (OP)
you won't do anything, faggot
Anonymous No.936082025
hi
Anonymous No.936082109
>>936081424
Probably won't, fucking fag. Sad
Anonymous No.936082183
dubs
Anonymous No.936082737
doubles
Anonymous No.936082889
>>936077140 (OP)
What does she look like?
Anonymous No.936082924
>>936077140 (OP)
Anonymous No.936082958
>>936077140 (OP)
Time to blow that load.
Anonymous No.936083100 >>936083161
Time stamp?
Anonymous No.936083161 >>936084530
>>936083100
>>936077140 (OP)
Timestamp and cum faggot ^
Anonymous No.936083165
>>936077140 (OP)
Ruin them garments kek
Anonymous No.936083274
>>936077140 (OP)
Cum and then lick those clothes
Timestamp needed
Anonymous No.936083287 >>936083345
>>936077140 (OP)
Be there. Heres what i did. Jerked off in her panties and on her vibrator. Took a pic and then put them all back without cleaning them. Waited 3 weeks and then sent her an anonymous message saying "Now we both know my cum has been on your pussy. Tell your bf yet?".

Never got a response but one of her friend said she flipped out.
Anonymous No.936083311 >>936083448
Dj
Anonymous No.936083320
>>936077140 (OP)
what size cups are those?
Anonymous No.936083345 >>936083804
>>936083287
Top 10 things that never happened
Anonymous No.936083448
>>936083311
Doubles
Anonymous No.936083593
I demand you cum on the pet
Anonymous No.936083705
Do it
Anonymous No.936083773 >>936085158
>>936077140 (OP)
Take a dump under the mattress, so she won't know where the smell is coming from
Anonymous No.936083804 >>936084338
>>936083345
Wanna see the text?
Anonymous No.936084189
easy
Anonymous No.936084338 >>936084431
>>936083804
Oh yea a message something that could never be faked
Anonymous No.936084431
>>936084338
Screenshots perhaps? Ya dingus
Anonymous No.936084530
>>936083161
this
Anonymous No.936084654
Rollin’
Anonymous No.936085158
>>936083773
This
Anonymous No.936087291
Bump
Anonymous No.936087427
>>936077140 (OP)
Piss in her panty drawer. That way you'll get all your dick molecules all over her panties.
Anonymous No.936088440
nut in a condom, take all the air out and tie it off, then shove it into the sink through the grill. itll rot and expand eventually and block the drain, but itll take quite a while so youll be long gone and sorta too far out to be suspected. but someones gonna have to either take apart the drain to find out what it is, and find a condom full of rotting semen near bursting from gas build up, OR, pop it trying to drain it, stabbing from the top, unleashing a hell fire of the most noxious smell.

if you seriously not worried about prison and want to take the above to military grade autism, its ziplock bag, some uncooked rice, pee a tiny bit in there, add your special sauce, spit a mouthful of juice of any kind (anything with sugar, literally) and maybe a bit of some bread crust in.
put it in the sink drain hole, so itll block like the above, but with a chance of premature exploserating, or if its a public building like a school, push up one of the roof tiles and put it up there. depending on the size of the bag, quantity of materials put in, you could make a stinky stinky mess in a week or 6 months haha