Pet sitting for a friend and I haven't jacked off in weeks. Dubs and I'll cum on them
what kinda pet is that op?
WTF Steve, I trusted you!
>>936077140 (OP)is the pet a dog? cum on the pet.
Show me the gusset of worn panties
Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyzeth
>>936077140 (OP)What size is that bra and what does your friend look like?
>>936077349Second this. Gotta fine dirty worn ones for observing/smelling then finish in clean ones so she wears them later
Cum on the crotch and put them back in the drawer
Show us who they belong to
>>936077140 (OP)you won't do anything, faggot
>>936081424Probably won't, fucking fag. Sad
>>936077140 (OP)Cum and then lick those clothes
Timestamp needed
>>936077140 (OP)Be there. Heres what i did. Jerked off in her panties and on her vibrator. Took a pic and then put them all back without cleaning them. Waited 3 weeks and then sent her an anonymous message saying "Now we both know my cum has been on your pussy. Tell your bf yet?".
Never got a response but one of her friend said she flipped out.
>>936077140 (OP)what size cups are those?
>>936083287Top 10 things that never happened
I demand you cum on the pet
>>936077140 (OP)Take a dump under the mattress, so she won't know where the smell is coming from
>>936083804Oh yea a message something that could never be faked
>>936084338Screenshots perhaps? Ya dingus
>>936077140 (OP)Piss in her panty drawer. That way you'll get all your dick molecules all over her panties.
nut in a condom, take all the air out and tie it off, then shove it into the sink through the grill. itll rot and expand eventually and block the drain, but itll take quite a while so youll be long gone and sorta too far out to be suspected. but someones gonna have to either take apart the drain to find out what it is, and find a condom full of rotting semen near bursting from gas build up, OR, pop it trying to drain it, stabbing from the top, unleashing a hell fire of the most noxious smell.
if you seriously not worried about prison and want to take the above to military grade autism, its ziplock bag, some uncooked rice, pee a tiny bit in there, add your special sauce, spit a mouthful of juice of any kind (anything with sugar, literally) and maybe a bit of some bread crust in.
put it in the sink drain hole, so itll block like the above, but with a chance of premature exploserating, or if its a public building like a school, push up one of the roof tiles and put it up there. depending on the size of the bag, quantity of materials put in, you could make a stinky stinky mess in a week or 6 months haha