>Your the first man on Mars.
>Billions of people from around the world are watching and listening.
>It's a moment in history that will live on forever.
What do you say?
>>936087274 (OP)Alexa, google "metzitzah b'peh"
>>936087274 (OP)It won't happen in our lifetime. Manlets like aelon Musk are fucking grifters who waste what little money they hav
And we won't have a space program because republishits don't want to raise taxes on the rich to fund it
>>936087274 (OP) I am on a film set in Arizona
America... Fuck yeah!
>Crotch chops
>>936087274 (OP)We’re not going anytime soon. Our technology is too antiquated. Why the fuck anyone would even want to go there is beyond me. It looks like Haiti.
>Where the green women at?
>>936087274 (OP)One small shart for a man, one GIANT LOG for Andy-kind.
>>936088717To get away from all the fags coons spics and kikes.
>I'm here to fuck hot Martian chicks and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
>>936089051What’s amusing is that you actually think you’re funny. When you wrote this shit were you thinking “yeah, yeah, this is good, this’ll get ‘em.” Christ, you’re such an asshole. Stop breathing .
>>936087274 (OP)OK I'm here now how do I get all the water in the center of Mars to melt melt and make an atmosphere?
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>>936089385My jimmy juice runs deep upon your tonsils. Grow up, take your meds.
