Thread 936091588

Celeb ww3

tribute to troink the worst cel poster ever

troy thread

omg I love /cel/

>>936091807
deep eyes
deeep lips
deeeeeeeeeeeeeep cleavage

Ima post sara K?

>>936091588 (OP)
Time for Trump to rack up a third impeachment.

too damn hot to sleep

>>936091887
I don't know what purpose the toe point serves, other than to distract me

>>936091978
Really she shouldn't be wearing any shoes at all

>>936092056
Mhm, it'd suit her bra

>>936091588 (OP)
Pedophile

>>936092105
Needs to rock the emperor's new robes

>>936092181
agree very strongly
although I suspect most people will still be too busy looking into her eyes to even notice the difference

>>936092242
I'd be doing something else into her eyes

Trump: “I just want to thank everyone - in particular, God. We love you God”

Of all the most bizarre speeches this guy has delivered this is the weirdest. This guy is either completely terrified or completely demented.

>>936092284
Lewd
... although my mind might've gone there a few times in the other close ups you posted >_>

>>936092335
What about that sounds terrified to you? Iran is a joke. They pose zero threat to anyone outside of their own neighbors

>>936092387
Her face is just purpose-built for it

>>936092447
now you've said it, I'm having a real hard time coming up with a counterargument...

>>936092523
looks super smooth

>>936092446
Not celebs

>>936092625
Return of the sneaky toe point

>>936092864
>>936092950
Arrgh why does she do it?
There's got to be some deeper meaning

>>936093066
The meaning is she knows and wants to tease

>>936092919
>>936092696
Fuck off you piece of shit

>>936093106
It's both hot and frustrating to be so easily led

>>936093207
An easy way to get over frustration is just giving up

we love you god

>>936093353
I think you're in on this too

>>936093461
I'm just a humble jpg merchant

Major U.S. cities are now on high alert. Per Fox News.

>>936093479
Gah those hips...

>>936093486
Fat nigger

>>936093486
Fuck off

>>936093502
Lmfao i dare iran to do it. Fuckers will be wiped off the planet forever if they do
>>936093567
Your country doesn't matter. Your family and race and kin and culture literally is worthless. I know that you literally can't accept this because you're an animal who needs to survive and be above everyone like anyone but it's true. I'm sorry.

>>936093606
Not a celeb, fuck off blogfaggot

Remind that other countries are so fucking worthless they don't have any politics really and they never talk about anything because it's all just about america all the time because we fucking own you all.

>>936093725
Not a celeb you braindead basement dweller. Fuck you

Imagine living on this planet and not being in America
Having a real valuable identity and knowing other people care about you .atters so much to the human brain so if you're like a Canadian or something, it must actually fuck you up permanently for the rest of your life, because you know you're just basically a joke.

>>936093799
Fat nigger. Quit spamming.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6374692289112

Netanyahu congratulates Trump after US strikes in Iran

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that President Donald Trump "acted with a lot of strength" in authorizing strikes in Iran.

>>936093815
>>936093799
Not a celeb, get cancer

>>936093855
This isnt pol dude fuck off.

>>936093875
Not a celeb faggot

>>936093875
Fat nigger

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH

>>936093935
Isnt pol. There's more to life than politics. You fucking loser go spread that shit somewhere else. post a celebrity, or go away.

Dumb political faggot retard BTFOED

>>936093956
There isn't more in life for him. He lives with his parents. He loves Nick fuentes. He makes excuses for all the lazy bullshit he does in life because he can't manage anything because his IQ is fucking 50. Pol and pretending that he understands politics is the only thing he has. He's completely lonely

>>936094040
How does it feel to be in your 30s And not have money for anything. You might even be 40 now at this point. You were always the oldest person here you gross annoying weird fucking faggot.

40 year old man saved his balls and ass for us everyone. Mmm yumm some 40 year old man in his parents house that smells like cat piss and bear and old laundry

Lmfao god i fucking hate you

>>936094063
who are you accusing me of being now?

>>936091807
really could use 3x implants and then take over the planet

>>936094135
Some lying lonely poor old loser who treats people lile shit and doesnt care then complains when he suffers

>>936091897
Or a rope

>>936094166
That certainly narrows it down for me.

I'm going to BillOReilly.com where I'll find perceptive analysis on the hottest stories.

Old beer and cat piss and gross stinking vegetables and weed everywhere in some cheap house in oregon mmm wow turns ya on huh anons

Fucking loser

>>936093040
Sign up for Spurtify

>>936094170
Hey, leave some for Netanyahu and Khamenei!

>>936094108
Moar Emma

Your worth is shit but you manipulate others and treat them like crap as if you are anything

Fucking joke ass nigga

>>936093606
Total Kike death, faggot

Joke ass fucking loser. Almost 40. Gonna look like bam in a few years. Lmfao. Fitting that you like him so much

hey troy its northy

>>936094185
needs more fuzzy animals

> It's fine if I manipulate other human beings and hurt them
Yeah, you keep thinking that buddy

Fact of the matter is we need men like Beady and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

hey its me nxrth cheers

Snood is for ______

>>936094411
My biggest fantasy with you is someone treating you how you treat literally everybody else and constantly interrupting and being annoying in every way possible to you constantly until you go insane.

>>936094393
yes it does <3

Like every time you want something at all you're just interrupted in some really obnoxious way it makes it so you can't get what you want and you just have to sit there despite the other person rubbing it in your face because you can't do anything about it.
Someone just treating you like absolute shit and being really annoying and you never being able to do anything about it.

That is my perfect fantasy for you and it is exactly the reality you deserve and it's what you're gonna get if karma is real at all

Karma probably isnt real because lmao how could it be but yeah that is your next life

Experiencing what every other anon here has experienced when it comes to you

Just having anything they want completely stripped away because some annoying fucking psycho retard asshole refuses to fuck off ever and just shut up

>>936094339
Stop posting kids, subhuman

>>936094590
Llm users are proven to have brain damage. Neck yourself.

>>936094690
I didnt get that image from llm you stupid worthless idiot. You dont understand what llm is.

How about if you don't know what you're talking about you keep your fucking mouth shut.
No way are you gonna do that though are you?

>>936094582
hey that's a very cute pic

>>936094766
You require a machine to think and create because you are unable to think or create for yourself. You are the definition of a subhuman. Commit suicide.

>>936094766
Not a celeb, pedophile. Fuck off

>>936094820
Cope retard. You dont even know what LLM is and just proved it. Spare me the bullshit. You don't even know what you're trying to be against.

>>936094778
a very cute pic for a very cute anon <3

>>936094876
Consumers have indicated they are willing to actually pay more for products that don't use llmslop. You are hated across class, racial, religious, and political groups. Almost as much as they also hate pedophiles. Commit suicide.

>>936094876
Fuck off, you aren't allowed to be posting here

Trust is earned.

>>936094897
<3 hope you're having a comfy time

>>936094948
Lmao emotional brain dead reply

um, can't we just nuke the entire middle east and be done with all of this

>>936095134
i would nuke the entire east not just the middle east. all of asia too

>>936095090
You literally can't deny what is a matter of public record. Everyone here can see what you posted. Commit suicide.

>>936095134
>>936095167
Set the world on fire.

>>936095207
Sure thing guy who doesnt even know what llm is

>>936095391
The subhuman pedophile can only gaslight. Commit suicide.

>>936095587
we all want you dead.

this thread fucking sucks, fuck you troy

>>936095391
I don't like that pic with the short hair. but I love Meika.

>>936095587
>>936095391
Fuck off

>>936096127
meds

>>936095069
i just got some pizza :3 bout to watch some twitch. hope you are too qt

>>936077052

>>936077052

>>936096481
No jacob

>>936096127
>>936096481
nice work

>>936096929
Fuck off

>>936097867
Is time?

I can't stand women, especially albanians

Say once nice thing about him right this second.

>>936098684
Not a celeb

I don't like him on account of the fact that he's black.
#SorryNotSorry

>>936097867
>>936098913
Hotties

>>936098872
Causing uncontrollable explosive orgasms gor almost 30 years now and no sign of slowing down.

>>936099158
Fuck off

>>936098989
great and you have my thanks for leaving more adults for us teleiophiles to pursue.
we stay out of each others way and everyone's happy.

>>936099333
>more adults for us teleiophiles to pursue
not him, but god damn your green hair is retarded. go back to redit, faggot.

George W. BASED

>>936099534
greatest Prez of our lifetime

>>936099534
i love this man

>>936099534
something about photographs from this era just look so much more real

an underrated philia is mesophilia
might do a ranking of the philias soon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronophilia

guys. do you have anything to add to this thread? thoughts welcome.
>>936095952

>>936099745
pedo

>>936099905
pedophilia is actually the most overrated philia

>>936099866
meds

>>936099866
I don't care for it, quite frankly. I think you have what it takes to put together a much better thread than that. And I don't see anything wrong with that dog. Come up with something more constructive.

>>936099534
he was my favorite president.

>>936099589
so do I.

>>936100100
did you read the replies in the thread though? can you contribute any thoughts to it please?

>>936099866
not liking her dog means you don't respect her choices or judgement so why would she love you? you're a bad person.

>>936100100
that dog is a disgusting wet mop. that's what's wrong with it. and it pisses me off that she loves that dog. and not me.

>>936100100
I deserve her love a lot more than that filthy disgusting fucking wet mop of a dog. I want to torture it, real slow, with a small blow torch. (just kidding. but seriously. I hate that fucking dog, man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q62FgVvxLU
kim minji kim minji kim minji

>>936100254
if you loved her enough, you'd accept both of them into your heart. thinking she needs to abandon her dog just to get with you is insane.
also being in favor of abandonment proves you wouldn't be an adequate caregiver (for potential children or when she gets old in the future). says a lot about you. none of it good.

>>936100100
I am superior to that dog in every single way imaginable. and I deserve her love. that dog doesn't. that dog deserves a slow painful death via a small blow torch. (bad joke. just kidding. but seriously. that dog should be in a fucking farm or whatever. free to run around and do whatever the fuck it wants. whatever. AWAY from her)

>>936100405
the dog clearly makes her happy. probably more than you would. i think you should leave her be.

>>936100240
FUCK THAT! that filthy dog doesn't deserve her love! I do!

>>936100475
bro she fucking LOVES her dog

and the dog's name is Redford by the way
my guess is probably after Robert Redford

>>936100240
I'm not a bad person, I just don't like that ugly ass dog. I want her to give her love to ME. not that fucking animal. I hate that ugly ass dog. it looks disgusting. I want to kill it, real slow, with a small blow torch. (lol. lol. bad joke. just kidding. just kidding. but seriously, I want her to abandon that ugly ass dog at a dog shelter, or in a farm, where it can live a nice happy comfortable life. AWAY from HER.)

>>936100563
i think Redford & Lily are much happier together. and they look very cute together

>>936100598
Not a celeb

>>936100344
FUCK THAT! I DO love her... and I AM an adequate caregiver... I just HATE that ugly ass fucking dog! it's disgusting! that dog belongs on a farm! not in her arms! only I belong in her arms.

>>936097285
just like me frfr

>>936100655
is this the same as this:
>>936100598
if so, consult this post:
>>936100618
correct.

>>936100447
nah, breh. I would make her much more happy than that disgusting filthy ugly ass dog. I'm a god compared to that disgusting dog. and I will not leave her be. I will continue until she abandons that ugly ass dog and begins a new relationship with ME. the supreme gentlemen. I deserve her love much more than that filthy animal.

Who was the last celeb you busted to
>jordyn jones

>>936100779
this,
>>936096929

she looks difficult to satisfy sexually
https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1936445440074875131

>>936100597
>they look very cute together.
no, they don't. that ugly ass dog looks ugly as fuck. it doesn't look cute at all.

>>936100822
based face taste

>>936100822
Fat nigger

>The breed of Lily Collin’s pup is a Pug-Terrier mix, often called a “Puggat”. The dogs of this breed are usually laid back like pugs but playful and energetic like Terrier. However, they can be stubborn and bark excessively due to high alertness. Their lifespan is around 12-15 years.

>Lily Collins loves dogs and thinks they can really lift people especially if they are feeling low. In the same interview she said, “A gorgeous dog or a cute dog or just a personality-filled dog, it never doesn’t brighten your day in some way.”

>>936100822
Fuck off

>>936100927
Fuck off

>>936100927
Fat nigger

>>936100927
Alluring

>>936100967
Don't reply to a pedophile, anon.

502 Bad Gateway

nginx

Hot enough for ya?

>>936100927
>>936100822
>>936100979
>Don't reply to a pedophile, anon.
She seemed old, so I checked, 26 and didn't start modeling until 18. How is that p_do?? Why is everyone calling everyone a p_do for posting 18+ all of the sudden??
Also there is a thread open where you are a p_do if you like some random 28yo of hoe. Like wtf?

>>936100903
fuck that fucking ugly ass dog. it doesn't deserve her love. I deserve it more.

>>936101188
Lurk more. Troy routinely posts literal children.

>>936100903
I will brighten her day much more than that ugly ass dog. I love her and I will lift her if she is feeling low.

Florence and her dog

>>936101216
>Lurk more. Troy routinely posts...
k, but I can't tell who is who, and it doesn't address the fact, that now a literal 28yo is "off limits", it's bizarre. Also fuck off Troy, who ever you are.
I'm out, too weird for me

>>936101219
>>936101188
>>936101171
Not celebs, fuck off

>>936101322
Fuck off faggot, no one cares what you think and don (you) me again asshole

>>936101297
Posting a 28 year old doesn't detract from the fact that he is an admitted pedophile and routinely posts children. Do not interact with him.

>>936101270
You just know

>>936101357
Are you people retarded? Do you think there are only three people posting here?? And do you determine that a guy that posts a 28yo is the same guy that posts p_do shit?? This sounds really convoluted and retarded. So anyone that by random chance post a 22 yo you don't like is a p_do? Really strange behavior.. But, I'm going to head out and leave you with your paranoia and Celeb thread.

>>936101491
lurk more jfc anon

>>936101491
You're talking to an obsessed schizo. You wont find a lot of sanity here

>>936101491
Troy is extremely recognizable. Lurk more and you'll see for yourself. Ask yourself if you don't believe me.

I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac

>>936101531
Post a celeb

>>936101518
Fat nigger

>>936101558
Post a celeb

>>936101695
Post a celeb

>>936101742
>>936101750
i am

give me a list of every celeb ever otherwise i'm posting who i want

would you believe he's only 42?

>>936101956
is this troy

>>936101344
>>936101518
>>936102009
>>936101922
>>936101813
Not celebs

imagine living to 39 and having this as your ONLY photograph.
poor Peetie Wheatstraw
folks had it rough back then
and a lot of those guys only had 1 pic or if they're lucky 2 maybe 3 pics at the most.
nowadays you get thousands of pics of any random star from every day of their life

>>936102049
I told you to give me a list of every single celeb ever

>>936102049
faggot, post them yourself and stop adding me to your nonsensical replies.
btw, call everyone a pedo and then do a picatchu face when no one posts. Bonus points for not posting yourself. faggot

>>936102100
can we break it down by categories first because i genuinely don't know where to start
i was gonna say i don't have time to do this but to be honest i probably do

>>936102131
I don't care how it's done just get it done.

it's funny i can name hundreds of thousands of celebs and notable going back over the last century or so and i still can't tell you who these people are
>>936101922
>>936101813
and i'm not exactly out of touch or under a rock

>>936102154
imdb.com

>>936102165
No. I want a list from YOU.

>>936102154
new rule, if they're not listed here you don't get to post them anymore
https://nndb.com/

>>936102187
who made you king of the hill, timmy?

>>936102204
I'm going to get this rule passed once I get the votes. in the meantime, you'll be wise to adhere to it.

>>936102187
Not a celeb list.

>>936102187
https://www.nndb.com/people/673/000347629/

>>936102009
Juggy celeb tits

>>936102252
>you'll be wise to adhere to it.
fuck you timmy.
>>936102337
>posting verification likes with every post
this looks like a fun and sensible system and not at all retarded

Kim Minji is on IMDB, btw ;)

>>936102337
she murdered her tits. that's much much much worse than getting an abortion
it's boobicide

embarassing

Emma Watson making first contact

>>936102438
Choli, I'll say this in a way even Tnig would understand
When was the last time you posted a woman here that someone wanted to see more of?

>>936102585
That's neither here nor there.

>>936102650
Answer the question.

>>936102650
What he >>936102702 said

>>936102702
I did. Furthermore, what other people like doesn't concern me. I post what I like.

if i could piss and shit on one celeb right now it would be susan sarandon

>>936097099
Stop

>>936102774
i recognize this image but fail to understand the context of your post

>>936102774
why draw the dick and balls but no pussy slit
also why such a tiny penis
not saying it needs to be erect and big but it looks comically small

>>936102774
wasn't this done back in the 70s
both should be rocking massive bushes

>>936102774
i never figured out what the arrows and graphics were supposed to indicate
was it just supposed to look cool and sciency or does it mean something
oh why am i asking you, you wouldn't know if i don't

>>936102100
Fuck off to a twitch thread faggot

>>936102841
It was based on the average white American

>>936102890
what part are you confused about?

is it cringe to get excited over meeting a celeb's sister
https://x.com/MileyEdition/status/1936575511498531002

>>936102890
>and graphics were supposed to indicate
Top left is hydrogen atom. The shapes behind the humans is the voyager itself and it's in proportion to show the size of humans. and so on, just google it or watch a yt docu?

>>936102585
>When was the last time you posted a woman here that someone wanted to see more of?
That's a good point

FUCK CHOLI

FUCK CARL SAGAN

>>936102890
It was designed to be a first contact message from humanity to an alien species.You think they'd put random shit on it?

>>936102904
Maya is a celeb she's on IMDB.

Fake news. It has Pluto on it. Pluto aint no fucking planet. Gay fake ass shit

>>936103051
i forgot people had more common sense back then

>>936103008
Nice.

>>936103070
They were just as woke. Sagan originally wanted the humanoids to visually represent three different races. Fortunately NASA told him to shut the fuck up and made his wife copy the Da Vinci drawings.

>>936103377
>>936103385
>>936103389
Happy 76th birthday to the iconic Meryl Streep.

Let the thread die. It's better than what you're doing.

>>936103448
her aereolas are airbrushed out
i've seen them and they're really wide. they would be normally showing in a top like that

i spelled areola wrong

watching hanni videos
- choli

https://x.com/PopBase/status/1936683194205737037
>oh no i'm scared
>oh that just gave me the chills
>oh dear god oh dear gosh
why are they reacting like this
do they really think iran is going to attack the usa lol
are they really that dumb

Patiently waiting for the thread to end

>>936103613
What is 9/11?

>>936103480
>>936103499
>>936103588
take your autism meds
>>936103613
take your suicide meds fatty

>>936103641
>suicide meds
that doesn't sound like a thing

>>936103671
Anon takes them, we all feel better.

>>936103436
>>936103228
>>936103090
Not a celeb

>>936103640
something zoomers normally laugh at and make jokes on twitter about? those same people who are now acting all scared. not so funny now is it you dipshits

>>936103640
ask saudi arabia, pakistan and afghanistan not iran
anyway at the most iran will just bomb the military bases over there
americans in america don't need to worry

john mccain would be so happy
remember when he sang Bomb Iran? (to the tune of Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys)
classic

the movie 28 years later ends with the little boy being saved by a group of jimmy savile cosplayers. After his mommy dies and the bad guy from that movie burns her body. Then he puts her skull on top of the other skulls.

And there's an Alpha zombie with a cock bigger than your forearm who wants to capture another zombie who you see shit out a baby from her pussy.

they try to make you think maybe jodie comer has got something wrong with her during the movie but its just normal cancer. Ralph Fines kills her with a dart. Then the part with burning her body and letting her son climb over the other dead skulls to put her skull on top of the mountain of skulls.

modern art is weird.

>>936103843
let me guess. it will win a bunch of awards.

>>936103915
no jacob

>>936103916
so many awards.

>>936103843
muh fucking face when

>Twenty-eight days later, while evading a group of infected on the mainland, Spike is rescued by a gang who style themselves after Jimmy Savile, whose leader Sir Jimmy wears the crucifix his father gave him during the initial outbreak.

Did Danny Boyle have a nonce loicence for that?

i never liked danny boyle or any of his films
always thought he was a retarded overrated hack

this thread sucks

i'm gonna say it... minji is a queen
- choli