Thread 936111427

Have you ever listened to somebody having sex? Neighbor, roommate, family?

Post your stories

>>936111427 (OP)
I have listened to myself on playback audio recording having sex, is that what you mean?

>>936111460
not exactly, but story?

>>936111427 (OP)
used to listen to my flatmate railing his girlfriend in the room next to mine for the better part of a year. Short, average tits but an amazing ass, redhead. Moaned like a slut

>>936111512
The story is that I have heard myself having sex on video recording, what kind of story are you looking for? Da fuq

>>936111994
but... why? you a girl?

>>936111427 (OP)

lol @ what a weird, desperate, lonely, CREEPY, (did I already mention desperate?) desperate DESPERATE isolated little man you truly are...

well, although it may sound far-fetched
I have actually listened to well over 700 women and teenaged girls have sex...

...................long story

why do you ask, weirdo?

>>936111427 (OP)
Dear Pathetic Lonely Nigger,

your masturbation is NOT our responsibility

by the way, only a homosexual wants other men to help him achieve an orgasm.

I think I may have just figured out why you've never seen a vagina in real life before.

You're not sexually attracted to females.

>>936112690

.... and YOU never get any pussy ....

.......................NEVER.....................

........................ NONE....................

go play another videogame, sissy

>>936112080
I am an adult man, why would you assume otherwise? You think girls post on 4chan lmao

>>936112766
"Myself" implies you were the one making the noises

>>936112690

lol girls have NEVER liked you.........

............the "MEME MEISTER"

homosexual loser with the ladies

>>936112871
I was not completely silent you retard. Have you ever had sex before?

>>936112690

ironically enough, I had the great fortune to visit the very first BBS & mIRC sites long before you were born, back before they called the internet 'the internet'...

100% true....... you hadn't even been born yet, Mr. Lonely Gaming Chair

however, you are NOT new here

how many years have you been visiting this shitty website?

all those years....
each year another 365 days...
year after year, after lonely embarrassing sexually failed year...

and here you sit .....

STILL ALONE.... STILL IMPOTENT...

........ apparently, in all of that time, girls never started liking you?

>>936112690

...........feel free to tell the rest of the students WHY GIRLS HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU

maybe it would be easier to list the top five reasons?

>>936112999
yeah, no shit, but generally the girl is obviously much louder

>>936112690

because I could EASILY tell them the top 5 reasons

But I thought you'd prefer doing it yourself, before I had the chance to do it for you?

>>936113129
>obviously much louder

thank you for demonstrating the majority of your sexual knowledge was gleaned by watching pornography on your lonely little computer

because in real life, women DO NOT Make all that stupid vocalization bullshit that you'll see in porn videos

>>936113191
If all you pulled were girls that lay there like a silent plank of wood then you listen to recordings of yourself grunting idk what to say bro

>>936111427 (OP)
Dad shagged his sidewoman for most days in the week while my Mom lived abroad. Once I even walked in on them.

>>936112690

.......like I said

it may sound a bit far-fetched, but I assure you that it's true

I've heard well over 700 hot women and teenaged girls have sex

it's hard NOT to hear it when you're the one fucking them

but that all occured by the time I was 25 years old.... I certainly didn't stop at age 25

I simply stopped COUNTING

...........Id imagine you're probably older than 25, right?

EXPLAIN YOUR FAILURE TO LAUNCH

>>936113316

hahahaha........

lol @ "listen to recordings" hahahaha

just shut the fuck up while You're still only this far behind, toddler

The more you type, the deeper you dig the hole for yourself

3 Cousins, sister, 2 Coworkers, and 1 roommate. Jerked off every time too

>>936113404
>shagged

That's really out of character for a Brit

considering the fact that all British men are born genetically gay, effeminate, limp-wisted, lisping sissies

In fact, That's the reason all British women are masculine and ugly.

If the women didn't resemble men, British males would never be able to achieve an erection

>>936113533
how'd you hear the coworkers?

also checked

>>936113533
1 coworker was fucking in their car. I worked security at this location and heard them on the audio from the camera systems. It was faint but I could hear them. I recurred the audio on my phone and kept it for myself

>>936113316

hint:

what kind of weirdo loser intentionally RECORDS that he audio of himself having sex?

hahahaha

no, weirdo.... I never listened to any 'recordings'

I heard it AS IT WAS HAPPENING

almost 800 different women
probably ¼ of them were teenagers
all before the age of 25

nope.... I never pushed 'record' on a cassette tape or whatever way your gaming chair generation record audio these days

ive shot lots of homemade porn
and uploaded it to pornhub and other sites

but ONLY A LOSER would think to himself, "I'm going to record the audio of this, and listen to it later"

hahahaha creepy weirdo

>>936113717

lol @ you never finding a woman who was even vaguely attracted to you

hahahaha sucks to be you, huh?

>>936111427 (OP)
My family went on vacation when I was like younger. Our hotel was one room with 2 beds. My parents shared a bed and I had my own bed to myself.

It was late, dark, and they thought i was sleeping. I start hearing a slight creaking, then whispered moaning. The moaning got a little louder and the creaking got a little faster. I got hard. Eventually it stopped.

A few minutes after stopping, I notice my dad gets up to go to the bathroom. I could tell it was him from the dim mirror light when he opened the bathroom door. Maybe 30 seconds later my mom goes in. They're in there forever.

I take this opportunity to jerk off in my underwear thinking about my mom. I imagined my dad pounding my mom's asshole doggystyle against the bathroom sink, then forcing her to her knees and busting in her mouth as she swallowed his load. They eventually come back out and we all go back to bed.

They were early-mid 30s and my mom was super hot back then.

Here's an actual pic my dad took of my mom in the hotel in question. Probably not the same night because we stayed there for like 3 days, but you get the picture.

>>936111994
>>936113761

nice try sperg
thanks for bumping the thread, but you can take your AI slop and fuck off now

>>936113533

I'm guessing it was the entire 'I can't run a mile, and couldn't cut it as a real police officer, But I wanted to boost my ego play having a badge on my sleeve, so I got a shitty job as an embarrassing security guard in a parking lot" thing turned women off?

>>936113983
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>>936113943

lol blow me, toddler.....

how many notches on your little headboard?

four?...... five?.....

because by the time I was 25, I had SO MANY NOTCHES that my headboard had turned to sawdust

now run along, and play another videogame, ROMEO

>>936113571

I am actually Polish, but lived in England for ~11 years now. Not sure what the other drivel has to do with my post, but it's funny, I'll give you that.

>>936113891

That must have been like in 1967?

look at the outdated tacky SHITTY motel room

I guess your father couldn't afford a real hotel?

>>936114160
It was the mid 2000s lol, It was a purposefully rustic hotel

>>936113816
When did I say I didn't? The question was if I ever heard people having sex which I did.

>>936113983

I was like 21 at the time

>>936114022
>laughing

you thought I was trying to be FUNNY?

....................idiot

I am RIDICULING you
I'm not here for laughs

I'm here to INSULT YOU for being a loser with the ladies

and now I'm gonna post a LOT more AI imagery to ridicule you for women not liking you as much as they obviously like me

AGAIN, ROMEO:
how many women have you taken to bed?

>>936114211

relax, bro..........

I'm just fucking with you
lighten up

>>936114211
Got a bikini pic?

>>936113891
Def need more of your mom

>>936113533
Who is the hottest ?

>>936114413
Fuck that body looks unreal, any other stories or pics of her ?

>>936114022
personally, I think the AI imagery of a stupid weird monkey playing with his lonely little overlooked penis while he types "SLOWER" with one hand summed it up perfectly

>>936114438
Great ass, jealous

>>936111427 (OP)
I lived next to a couple of gay guys and heard them fuck sometimes. Last time I was in a hotel I heard some woman getting railed hard late at night.

When I was in my 20s I lived alone in a townhome type thing next but shared a thin wall and a patio with a mom and her 20something daughter and used to fuck chicks with the door to the pation open all the time. I even purposely had sex in my office which was right next to the daughters bedroom so she could get a good earful. Daughter even complained once that her mom could hear me lol

>>936114460
Not really anymore stories

>>936114533
Jerking very hard to her, looks she has a decent rack too

I put a small usb recorder in my sisters room and listen to her use her vibrator it’s so hot

>>936114594
How’s her stomach

>>936114558
Wouldn’t pull out

>>936114586
I bet all the guys wanted to fuck her

My downstairs neighbor fucked loud and hard at all hours. Pic related. The floor/ceiling between her unit and ours was incredibly thin. She would occasionally have a girl over and we could hear them moaning and cumming, so neighbor must've been bi. Once I heard a threesome with another guy and girl. My girlfriend at the time got turned on hearing her as much as I did. We would occasionally start fucking at the same time. Gf would love to fantasize that our neighbor would hear us and get turned on as well.

>>936114666
Bet she sucks cock like a champ

>>936114666
satan trips for your mom's ass

seems appropriate tbh

post more

>>936114533
I love your mom pics.
How did the AI stuff turn out?

>>936114693
Damn she’s hot

>>936114767
Jesus Christ that body is amazing, keep going

>>936114733
Her unit had a backyard and would tan. I would stop and stare while walking by windows. Regret not taking pics. Here is one of her friends that I would see come by. Not sure if they fucked, though

>>936114926
How was your gf in comparison to her ?

>>936114921
Need more what a rack and that stomach is amazing

>>936114921
god damn no bra either

>>936115062
Any other stories ?

>>936115005
Shorter and chubbier, but I thought she was hot. She was very kinky and had a very high libido. It was great for my 20s.

>>936114586
Fucking hot

>>936115062
Keep going >>936114926

>>936115379
I once heard her beg her guy to fuck her ass. He obliged

>>936111427 (OP)
I lived in a house at university with 1 other guy and 4 girls. Had a toilet (not a bathroom, which was downstairs, just a pisser and sink). It was right next to the room of a girl i found attractive but the timing never lined up. Needed a piss one night, the stand alone toilet was closest.

I just pulled my dick out when she starts moaning rather loudly that she's going to cum. It made it very difficult to actually do what i was there ro do.

My dumbass shared an apartment with a girl I had been in love with but friend zoned since high school. The very first night i woke up to the sound of her getting fucked. That really began the downward spiral of my mental health

>>936114820

are you aware that YOU'RE GAY?

because obviously, you never get laid
no woman will touch you

but you rely on OTHER MEN to help you masturbate

that's called HOMOSEXUALITY

>>936116336

by the way, I hope you're aware
YOU friendzoned yourself

she did not friend zone you

YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF

And you will continue doing it
until you finally decide
to stop friend zoning yourself

>>936116336

absolutely 100% unequivocally TRUE:

YOU are the one who friendzoned yourself

..............BY STALLING

.............. BY PROCRASTINATING

............... BY WAITING

ITT:

several lonely men pretend to be heterosexuals

while they all ask OTHER MEN to help them masturbate reach orgasm

yet NONE of them ask WOMEN to help them masturbate

CLOSET HOMOSEXUALITY

.......if only you guys had the EXTERNAL PERSPECTIVE required to see the transparency of the obvious homosexual behavior in this thread

and in MOST threads

...........it's gay as fuck, bros
GO ASK WOMEN TO HELP YOU JACK OFF....

asking a man, "please show me more I've got to cum" IS HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR

in fact, even MENTIONING your dick, your masturbation, your ejaculations, your desires, ANYTHING LIKE THAT......

........... constitutes homosexuality

sorry, dude ...
....... it's a FACT

DISCLAIMER:

I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC

.......... absolutely NOT homophobic

.....a phobia is a FEAR

............obviously I am NOT AFRAID
............to be BRUTALLY HONEST

Got a random roommate assignment freshman year of college. Guy was still with his high school gf who also went to our college, but lived in a different dorm. He and I got along pretty good. His gf was awkward. Taller than he was. Kind of thick, but not really chubby. Pretty face but overall plain.

He would hang a sheet under my mattress on the top bunk for a little privacy, but I could obviously hear everything. Never once heard her choke. Heard plenty of glug glug. Could hear her macaroni get stirred. The unmistakable plop plop of bodies hitting during doggie. Dirty talk was lame as fuck. Yes baby, keep going baby. You feel so good, baby. Etc. I liked to fantasize about getting a turn with her. Barely barely kind of saw her naked once, but it too dark to really make out any details.

and I am NOT "anti-gay"

not at all.........

however, I definitely AM "anti-coward who can't even be honest with himself"

.......... nobody disrespects somebody just because they're gay

we disrespect them for NOT EVEN BEING HONEST WITH THEMSELVES

we disrespect them for THINKING EVERYBODY'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE TRUTH

.........for LYING TO THEMSELVES

....................get it?
this isn't 'anti gay' at all

>>936111427 (OP)
I'm deaf, so...

...No?

>>936116976

........ yeah, speaking of which

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

NOBODY CARES!!
we are dudes .. we don't need another dude to try to 'make us horny'

If we wanted to have some kind of a horny experience with somebody, it certainly wouldn't be IN HERE with YOU

..........so go tell your naughty little story to somebody who cares

May I recommend you try a gay bar?
I think you'll have a lot of success there Just approach any guy in a gay bar, ask him to join you in the bathroom, and tell him your story...

And you're well on your way to making new friends!!

>>936117198

....... WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
best reply of the day
congratulations

You remind me of the guy on the news the other night who keeps burning his face

>>936116464
No i didnt. I tried! For a while she would let me go down on her

When I was a kid I would listen/spy on my sister while she hooked up with boys from the neighborhood. She would make me stay in my room whenever she babysat me and sneak them over, so I would spend the whole night figuring out ways to perv.

because I realize you guys are simply
ACCUSTOMED TO THIS....

you've grown accustomed to ASKING OTHER MEN TO HELP YOU JACK OFF ONLINE, because you're on the inside looking out

and you never stopped to see it from the outside looking in....

the weird online group mentality thing
You just kind of started emulating the behavior

>>936118207

ahhhh..... then I stand corrected, sir!!!

.......I enjoy 'standing corrected' in this case, because it's rare to find younger guys who even TRY these days

especially in HERE, right?... .

but you and I both know for a fact:
99% of 'friendzoning' is caused by
THE DUDE.... for STALLING.....

..... for not trying

and that's EXACTLY how they end up cemented in friendship forever

because if they simply WENT FOR IT...
their chances of success have already multiplied in orders of magnitude

but yeah.... lol cool I'm glad to hear that in your case, it wasn't YOUR fault hahaha

brothers pawg gf moaning and gagging on his cock in the next room. every time i see her, i replay the sound of her gagging in my head.

2 cousins so far, one guy and one girl. Long time ago, it was fun

>>936111427 (OP)
RE: YOUR THREAD IS GAY

allow me to summarize, okay faggola?

see, I'm pragmatic... I don't expect everybody to ready words, and suddenly realize "I'm behaving like a homosexual, asking other men to help me orgasm"

nope .... I am well aware the majority of you guys are closet homosexual, simply from a LACK OF HETEROSEXUAL EXPERIENCES IN YOUR LIVES....

I realize most of you are on the cusp of taking it up the ass, if you haven't already

HOWEVER:
if I could even help ONE of you guys to stop behaving like a creepy weird homo

then it will have been ALL WORTHWHILE

understand, faggola,?.......

...... ............. ... .....I'm trying to HELP
But I realize, most of you guys don't want any help, because you're already flaming homosexuals

>>936111427 (OP)

but if even JUST ONE of you weirdos got the message

then it's all worthwhile for me

.................that ONE GUY
.................who was paying attention

>>936111427 (OP)
Yes and she was faking it

>>936118606
>>936118685
>>936116976
>>936116336

any of you guys wanna chat on discord?

>>936111427 (OP)

AGAIN, FAGGOLA:

men do NOT ask other men
to 'turn them on' with a story
UNLESS THEY ARE GAY

.............but you already knew that

............. because obviously
(drumroll, please................)

YOU.... ARE.... A.... FAGGOT !!!!

see how easy that was?

>>936118846
sure, why not, vixiebix

>>936118846
add me. alwz24

Grew up in a b&b and heard dozens of people having sex. Usually with people they shouldn't be

>>936118846

............SPEAKING OF FAGGOTS

............YOU

as in: YOU.... are a pathetic fucking faggot

............ I can't possibly imagine
asking another MAN
to please join me
In a private homosexual encounter online


.......... You are literally disgusting, sir!
your father should have brought a piano wire around your neck the moment you fell out of your mother's wretched hole

the world would be a much less embarrassing without you

>>936119214

yeah, but back then, did you ever stop and think that you'd end up saved all alone on a website asking other men to jack off with you on discord?...

and if so...
why didn't you kill yourself right there yon the spot?

>>936111427 (OP)

step sister. It was so hot and I recorded it. Put my phone right at the bottom of the door omg her moans

When my sister lived at home I often heard her getting destroyed by her boyfriend. It sounded like bery hard sex.

>>936111427 (OP)
For almost a decade I have heard my sisters being railed by an assortment boyfriends.

> Be me have an older and younger sister.
> Europoor trash, small house with small rooms, dad build walls to divide rooms for us 3.Very thin walls. Parents sleep downstairs.
> drinking age is very low, actual age to start drinking is even lower.
> Family party, older sister has her first bf over, he is allowed to drink, my sister not really, but he is just pushing drinks on her.
> Parents are also drunk, nobody is paying attention anymore. I also got my first drink, 11 years old.
> Everyone is too drunk to notice my older sister has blacked out, her bf carried her upstairs and says her will stay over to look after her.
> I also go to bed, adults are still drinking and oblivious. I still remember the bf dragging my sisters almost lifeless body into her room.
> few minutes later I am just laying in bed and I start hearing these slapping sounds, did not make the connection at first, but somewhere my biology told me these sounds were interesting.
> Already watched porn, so I recognized what I was hearing and my little dick got very hard very quickly, but the concept of fapping was still foreign to me.
> he plowed my sister hard for at least 10 minutes, to the point I was convinced the whole house should have heard it, but as I learned in the next couple of years, it is just my room because my dad made shitty plaster walls to divide our rooms.

I have so many of these stories as I have had a decade of listing to my older sister getting stuffed weekly and eventually hearing my younger sister though the other wall, but she was never as big of a slut. Bonus is that they could also hear me, which made my sex with my gf better when I knew one of them could hear me.

>>936111427 (OP)
Was living in an unusual apt building. There's a window at the back but it's only connected to a shaft that goes up and down the height of the building. Anyway it carries the sound of your bedroom. Chick I had a crush on was getting plowed and I could hear it so I had a fap.

>>936119938
what's she look like?

>>936119820
you got discord?

>>936111427 (OP)
Currently living in a friend's house while in between moves. His wife is decent but he gets no play. He brings over his friend from childhood and listens to her abuse stories and gives her weed and then fucks her silly.

I don't think they realize I can hear from the vent in the upstairs bathroom. I was mid shit and forgot my phone, so I got more details than I wanted.

I use to listen my sister moaning at night something time when she masterbating and it like she wanna get fucked like sult her room next to my room and she just turn 18 after i heard her moaning that things turn me on so bad I now i wanna fuck her so bad like sult but idk how do I convince her please give me advice

>>936121872
just made one. username chandump0916

>>936111427 (OP)
My walls are as thin as paper. My neighbor's bed was on the other side of the wall, and had some kind of bedposts.

When they fucked, their bedposts would *bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk* right against my wall.

Finally, I had to make them aware...

>>936111548
What was her first name?

>>936114160
I think my grandmother had the exact same wallpaper.

>>936117101
stfu asshole, you probably are jerking off to this thread right now

>>936111427 (OP)
-Girl next door at university - the houses were symmetrical and her bedroom was next to mine
-The hotter of the 2 female flatmates (her bedroom was above our kitchen)
-Multiple other girls while at uni - one of them was next to my bedroom but you could hear it throughout the whole hallway because the doors were not soundproofed properly and for her it was every few days
-Brother with his fiancé above me in his bedroom
-Several people in cheap hotels

This doesn't even include the ones I've heard fapping, although that's mostly been guys. I guess group faps count too. Also, once you know what a vibrator sounds like that's hard to miss too.

Can talk about any of these ones.

heard my younger sister (who i desperately wanted to specifically ass-fuck) getting ass-fucked
>lying in bed in the loft, bed in the part overhanging her room
>hearing shifting, breathing muttering, think oh i guess they're fucking
>hear the guy say a bit louder than the rest "unreal... unreal..."
>think hello...
>few minutes later, hear her quite loudly
>NNNNG
>NNNNNNGGG!
>next morning she's staying in bed and complaining of diarrhea
he literally fucked the shit out of her the unbelievably lucky fucking bastard

>>936126233
why was he thinking about Unreal Engine when fucking your sister?? had he just seen a tech demo?

Got friendzoned in my early twenties by a twenty year old college girl.

both of us were drunk after the club, and I was gonna sleep on the couch on the ground floor.

Got woken up by a dude knocking at the front door.

Flash forward ten minutes later I’m beating my meat outside her bedroom door while she was sucking him off.

>>936126303
yeah man that must've been it

>>936126233
I have heard that distinct getting fucked in the ass "NNNNG" coming from my sisters room. It is very hot to hear. She did not stay in bed though, but has complained about diarrhea after often.

>>936127577
it was just when he came
the fucking bastard
i'll remember it forever

>>936127855
I know, these sound really stick with you.

We had very thin walls dividing our rooms, and I can vividly remember some of the best sounds my sisters made, from the sharp inhales when first entering her ass to the low almost grunting moans when she got pounded.