Thread 936113101

I’m thinking about converting to Islam. Jews really are the antagonists of life itself.

Make sure you become a shia muslim rather than the goatfucker sunnis who aid Israel.

>>936113101 (OP)
Ok stop eating pork and start being attracted to children like a muslim

>>936113614
Muslims are the number one people on the planet that are attracted to minors, anon. Be real

>>936113101 (OP)
nice job brother

>>936113101 (OP)
You don’t have to convert to Islam to hate Jews, anon.

>>936113695
alongside the jews

>>936113101 (OP)
I think you mean 'revert'

>>936113901
I was catholic

>>936113695
That's exactly what i typed

>Jews are evil
>let me convert to an Arab supremist religion
If you're not an Arab and you're a mudslime, you are legitimately a bitch. You have forgone all customs and culture for that of some desert pedophile that couldn't even read the book.
Plus you have to be genuinely retarded not to see the theological holes in it and that's if you manage to look past the horse jumping to the moon and the entire planet being a desert.

>>936113101 (OP)
you are jewish? and want to convert to islam? ask yourself why you need to be part of an "organized" religion. you should ask yourself why you need some idiot to interpret God for you and tell you what to do. Deal with God on your own terms and not through a 3rd party that is only out for financial gain and some weird power rush. Religions = all the same. shite

>>936113949
I’ll molest you

>>936114240
I was catholic but it seems like Islam is the right choice

>>936114616
what makes you think islam is the right choice? have you read the quran and any hadiths? i'm pretty sure if muhammad was alive today and did the same stuff he did back then he'd be in prison for crimes against humanity. and he is supposed to be the most moral man who has ever lived and a pattern of conduct for everyone.

>>936115214
They’re the only ones going against the true evil on this planet. LGBT, Jews, liberals, capitalism. They seem to be the only good guys anymore.

>>936115306
Sure, and they're also for women beating, child marriages and executing anyone who disrespects their cult or pedophile prophet

>>936115459
Women suck

>>936113101 (OP)
>i don't like the worshippers of that canaanite storm god so i'm going to join a different group of worshipper of the same canaanite storm god
Cringe.

>>936113101 (OP)
no gods no masters

>>936115306
islam like judaism order their cult members to kill those not in the cult who read their holy books
christianity wants christians to teach the bible to others to convert them
chose wisely

>>936116031
Going back to islam? You got the video pissing on the quran?

>>936116535
what?

we’re all flappy™

>>936116357
Christians are slaves to the Jews

>>936116773
>"synagogue of satan"

>>936116773
only from the point of view of the jews, sweatie

>>936116829
Look around

>>936116920
I'm not in ZOG-kosher-Weimerica, there's very little jewishness around me

>>936113101 (OP)
was there anyone on impractical jokers who weren't Jewish?

>>936118873
Q

Idk, I thought about it for a while. I read the Quran and while there is some good stuff in there (mostly about how to deal with women) it's awfully Jewish. Same as Christianity. For me, I reject all Abrahamic religion. That said I respect Christians and Muslims so long as they reject Zionist and the illegal, apartheid state of "Israel."

>>936119407
I feel the same way but I hate how when you tell people this they instantly think you're a pagan and expect you to start posting vikings jumping into ice lakes with axes and shit

>>936113101 (OP)
say you're a p3d0, without saying you're a p3d0.

>>936115306
Oh! You're mongo, Jerry. Gotcha.

>>936119495
No need to tell anybody. Although ideally religion is ideally a communal and ritualistic part of life- in this day and age that is functionally impossible without signing on to something inherently rotten. I would say Islam is probably the least degenerated form of Abrahamic religion, but it is still ultimately an alien, anti-life belief system derived from Judaism.

>>936120292
I’m not a fucking Star Wars droid

Hippopotamus

>>936113101 (OP)
Still laughing, faggot.

Armageddon is not far off.

Soon our Creator will cast down Antichrist not as a human, but a supernatural being. Who will lie and claim to be the second coming and here to rapture all of mankind away.

You do not need to convert. On that day most of mankind will convert and bow to a liar.

I pray you see this and understand.

I don’t like the Jews