There is no war between u.s and iran - /b/ (#936123608) [Archived: 857 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:21:32 PM No.936123608
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What trump did was a simple punishment. Like when 2 children fight and won't stop. You step in and slap the aggressive kid. Tell him don't do it again.
Same thing.
No war.
Nobody is dumb enough to actually go to war with the USA. Any country would be annihilated by the NAVY ALONE!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:27:20 PM No.936123857
Based. Soooo based dude
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:27:46 PM No.936123876
>>936123608 (OP)
>You step in and slap the aggressive kid. Tell him don't do it again.
so then why did we help Israel?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:33:43 PM No.936124148
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One day, a non-muslim man asked a Muslim man, "Why do you insist that your women cover their hair and their bodies completely?"
The Muslim man smiled and took out two candy bars. He left one wrapped and tossed it on the ground. He then opened the other one, broke it in half, licked one half, wiped the other half under his nose, crammed them both together, then tossed the saliva and mucus infused former candy bar wad on the ground. He then dropped his pants, urinated and defecated all over the unwrapped muddle of bodily fluids and chocolate, then for good measure spit on it. A stray cat wandered by and in a swift motion, the Muslim man grabbed it by the scruff of its neck, lifted its tail, then smeared its anus all over the contaminated mush that was once a candy bar as the cat screeched in fear and confusion. He then drew his sword and sliced the cat's neck open. He held the dying animal over the remnants of the violated candy bar and allowed its blood to completely coat what was left of it before flinging the feline's corpse into an alley.
"Now, I ask you," said the Muslim man, "which of these two candy bars would you rather shove up your ass?"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:11 PM No.936125884
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:17:35 PM No.936126039
>>936123608 (OP)
> the US will never be in another war

this is your brain on MAGA kids
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:24:21 PM No.936126320
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>I always wanted war
>a few missiles arent war
>its just a shithole country
>they have nuclear missile
>there is no war in iran
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:28:55 PM No.936126537
>>936123608 (OP)
>>936123876
A thousand times this
>slap the aggressive kid
>bombs Iran
Let's not forget, Israel bombed Iran first, with no warning or provocation
>b-b-but Iran said mean things and they might have nukes!
Lots of countries have nukes, and Iran have been playing nice with weapons inspectors for YEARS with no hint of stepping out of line. Israel just bombed the shit out of them because they're aggressive warmongers.
Don't let schlomo try to rewrite history on this, Israel are in the wrong (again) and the aggressors (again). To say I'm disappointed in the US for getting involved would be an understatement.