Thread 936134605

Computer, make me an anthropomorphized baby cat, in a litter of my crew mates, where the mother cat is called Troi-cat. Begin simulation.

Computer, give me 8 foot tall futanari versions of Eva Green and Bryce Dallas Howard. Give them extreme maternal instincts, make them think I'm their son and that having sex is the same as protecting. Disengage safety protocols and run program.

>>936136854
The funniest part of this is the, "disengage safety protocols" like you're ready to die.

>>936137140
What did he do wrong?

>>936137758
he fucked Kai Winn

>>936137758
copying simulation.

>>936134605 (OP)
Computer, simulate a world in which I am happy.
> *ERROR*
>"Please make sure your requests are possible."

>>936134605 (OP)
Man I'd sign up for star fleet just for this function alone. Computer enact everyone on board has become a zombie mode. I think that might be too easy start out as a mechanic. I probably get some kind of tool or blunt object early on. Or one of those tng kilt kind of things I would think my priority is to make it to a replibcator, for a tool or something to bonk people with like a big ass monkey wrench. Then I gotta make it to some kinda computer type panel that has teleportation access. I like to th ink the zombies are going to gather up and rush for the dilythium crystal core so sometimes you gotta go back and bonk down a hoard if you can't teleport them into space until you figure out it's a curable disease and I should have fought my way up to sick deck and they inform me about it but maybe them being cyogenically frozen in space works so I'm gonna go to the replicator for a better bonking device first.

>>936138522
Wasn't that species suppose to be worse than the borg? They're like from an extra dimension or something. That would be an interesting episode. Kim here, I never get any trim. Somehow extradimensional demon aliens are invading the ship. In the epidosodes we solve this by warping away. It's someone elses problem, even though the captain had to jail break some guy and have his alien love babies that they abandoned on a far away planet. I can just imagine harry crawling through some duct works with like some kind of matter disintergrator like fuck I think I hear it below me. Why hasn't anyone warped yet i'm gonna jump down and shoot this sone of a butch.

Computer, can I have a warehouse full of lesser life forms with a butthole of the appropriate size for a human penis. Right, make them chained from the ceiling over shag carpet. Make one of Riker too.

computer kill me please safeties off

Computer, activate program "Borg Queen ASSimilation". Safety protocols off.

Computer, make 4chan great again. Safety protocols off

Computer simulate 72 hot and horny Japanese chicks

>>936143688
that's not a valid request

>>936134605 (OP)
computer, show me muslim heaven for women