So i have discovered an old invention called lant and i have a grudge against someone
>faggot ex roommate tried to break up me and my girlfriend by saying we fucked to her
>have 2 liter bottle of mountain dew filled with piss for unrelated reasons that has been sitting under my bathroom counter for 3 years
>open it to smell test it
> genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever smelled in my life
How psychotic would it be when i go back to college to dump it under his door with a funnel and tube

>>936141000 (OP)
You wasted those quads on they gayest fucking post I've seen

>>936141000 (OP)
Do it, and take pics with your phone for proof

>>936141214
This

>>936141000 (OP)
what a stupid waste of time.....

for only $4.95 you can buy an entire bottle of BUCK LURE™......

and if you think the rancid urine smelled bad, you have NO IDEA how bad Buck Lure smells...

trust me, your piss bottle smells like roses compared to Buck Lure... for example, your piss 'was the worst thing you ever smelled'... but Buck Lure is perceived a critical emergency, not just a bad smell...

people simply CANNOT deal with it, and they WILL evacuate... they WILL panic...

lol no shit....
37 years ago, somebody thought I'd make a good target to steal from, and they stole a few thousand dollars...

a couple days later, they had to SELL TWO BRAND NEW CARS... for pennies on the dollar... two... BRAND NEW cats in their driveway...

a brand new BMW.............
and a brand new Mercedes........

see, there was no way to get the Buck Lure out of the carpet, the upholstery, the seats....

.......turns out I WASNT the guy to steal from after all....

a few thousand ended up costing him much much more....
by the way, buck lure DOESNT contain your DNA

the dude KNEW it was me..... duhhh
DUHHHH

but he Never had the balls to say anything to me about it, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. no police ever talked to me about it... I got away with it

you probably WONT get away with it

why?... because this isn't the '80s anymore.. The world is different now. we used to be able to get away with shit back then, but there's no way you can get away with it these days

shit, RING doorbells will be your undoing
we didn't have ring bacl then

Yes, you're dealing with EMOTION...
not reasoning... That's why you even contemplated using your urine, switches loaded with your DNA..

I'm not saying they would test it for DNA

But you'd be a fool to say they wouldn't

>>936141214
Those are trips, you fucking poop towel.

>>936141000 (OP)
you could do that but honestly just spread word around to all your friends and ppl that he tried to do shady stuff with your gf. effectively just wall him out by labeling him an awful person.

im 30 now but back in sophomore year of college one of my roommates friends fucked me over disciplinary wise with the school to where i almost got kicked out. i thought of all sorts of stuff to do to him but honestly just the fact that everyone knew he was an asshole for what he did was good enough. his friend circle was small and comprised of loser rejects and i ignored him if i ever saw him on campus.

>>936143583
Fuckin kek

>>936142444

......... honestly?

If I heard he had tried some shady stuff with OP's girlfriend... I'd probably want to party with him.

The shadier the better... especially with HIS girlfriend... That's what makes it fun.

It wouldn't be any fun if It was something he would approve of, right? I mean, I'm not interested in playing tiddlywinks

I'm more interesting something shady as fuck, like fucking her in the ass... after giving her drugs..

speaking of which, do you have OP's girlfriend's phone number by any chance?

>>936143633

... And by the way
....... Just in case you thought I was joking

I wasn't.... not at all.... lol
It's 100% true He fucked me for around $3,000, right?...

well, I'm not sure of the going price for brand new BMWs and brand new Mercedes back in 1988, BUT....

That's how much I fucked him over for

I heard from a mutual friend that he had tried everything, and taking the cars to some kind of shop, where they removed the carpets and shit, and remove the upholstery, and even after all that IT STILL SMELLED BUCK LURE!!!!

hahahahaha !! NO SHIT!!!
they literally couldn't get it out
And he ended up selling both cars
at a huge loss

.................... absolutely true
I had Heard really good things about buck lure.. That's why I decided to try it

It turns out it's a lot worse than they told me...

lol IT DESTROYED TWO BRAND NEW LUXURY CARS!!!! totally fucking destroyed them Just with a few squirts

liquid comedy.... a million laughs in one tiny little bottle...

>>936141000 (OP)

.... although I certainly not condoning you committing any crimes

And I'm not joking right now...
Not joking at all...
30 years ago?... no problem

shit, when we were kids, my brothers and I So our marine drill instructor father beat the ever living daylights out of guys...

And I'm talking about SEVERELY beating these motherfuckers, leaving them unconscious on the pavement and shit...

A long time ago, you could get away with crap like that... Dad never got in any trouble

But these days?.. It's not worth it
nothing this dude did really matters, not in the big picture

You're just focused on the minutiae right now, but with time, you'll realize none of this shit matters

And you'd better be extremely certain you don't miss any security cameras, like on a building across the street, or even a gas station down the road recording your car driving at that time towards that location

... nope
unfortunately, we now live in a surveillance state

and if you woke up tomorrow morning in a jail cell, having to figure out how to call your parents to arrange bond... I'm pretty sure you'd agree with me

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE DID
.......... lol shit happens

big deal.. keep rolling with your own life, and stop worrying about his

You've got good things coming your way, but you'll miss them all if you make a rash decision, based upon some temporary emotional reaction to a completely insignificant event...

when you grow old, and you look back in retrospect, trust me... This one won't even register

because people are going to fuck you over in life.. Even your best friends will stab you in the back eventually, I promise.

none of that shit matters in the end.. I promise

I promise

https://youtu.be/iZ4tk-ZKAK0?si=woF2owfQQDAFtf7b

>>936141000 (OP)

In fact if you wanted to take the high road...

You could always do something that would completely BLOW HIS FUCKING MIND:

out of the blue, do something COOL and NICE for him

and never mention anything about this bullshit... buy him a six pack of really good imported beer, or a small bottle of single malt scotch, in preferably North highland, instead of speyside, but as long as it's single malt, it'll be a very nice gift

see what I'm saying? I'm not talking about any poison bottles.. no piss.. no venom

Just a cool gesture from a cool dude....
And you'll look back on it forever
and smile
because you handled it with dignity
and moved on with your life

...... because like maybe 20 years ago, I had an epiphany:

I had always been vindictive, it always seemed really important to me... But I stopped and realized I always regretted it afterwards... I always wished I hadn't done it.

So I made a serious effort to try to change

Ive had several events in which I normally would have lashed out and fucked the people over like the old days, but I didn't, and I was much happier for it. and these days, it's a lot easier just to let things roll like water off a ducks back. it's cooler karma that way.

I hope you can find that same place inside of you as well...

But I'm out of here now.. I know you'll make the right decision, either way

https://youtu.be/iZ4tk-ZKAK0?si=woF2owfQQDAFtf7b

OOPS!!!!!!

my bad.. I wasn't paying attention
I accidentally posted the wrong link

here's the link I wanted to post


.......... be well

https://voca.ro/1jEfpoeyRHQV

>>936144642
I have a bottle filled with piss, what is the secret of the lant?

>>936143583
AI's doing you a lot of favors there, Andy

>>936144642
>have a grudge against someonefaggot ex roommate tried to break up me and my girlfriend by saying we fucked to her
it's been 5 years