How do I get a hot 20 year old gf that looks like this as a 34 year old man?

Money and fame. If you don’t have that, you’re not getting it. Also grooming probably

ENOUGH WITH YOUR RETARDED PASTA

>>936142906
>this is fungo the virgin loser, talking to himself
>>936142872 (OP)
you never will ,you mentally ill cretin
you will die a virgin, fungo

"How do I buy a Ferrari? My budget is Honda."

You'll have to find a rebuilt title car, or a lemon. Hail damage maybe. You will have to deal with a huge flaw or two if you want to buy something nice but can't afford it. Missing teeth. A couple kids. Poor/trash. Overweight. Speech impediment. There are bargains out there that are otherwise perfect.

Money and funny

>>936143278
>fungo talking to himself, as usual
>>936143304
>fungo really is so mentally ill, he keeps trying to talk to himself
nobody is fooled, you sad fat fungus-riddled virgin

>>936143330

>>936143330
I hate Australians.