>>936145059Statistically, married individuals have on average nearly 3x the sex life as unmarried individuals. Turns out stability and having access to a partner whenever you want results in more sex. Also turns out that having sex can result in children. Turns out married couples have children at over 20x the rate of unmarried individuals. Shocker. In addition, the gap has widened significantly since those studies were done and single people in 2025 basically never have sex. They just whack off staring at 2D images of naked girls on their computers, play vidya games, eat cheetos, and bathe infrequently. Turns out those losers (singles) who do get laid are lined up outside your mom's house. Turns out men (manlets) who are Democrat never get laid. They become trannys, cucks, closet homosexuals. Then they kill themselves as their gift to society. All a big shocker.
Single = Loser