Thread 936144966 - /b/ [Archived: 806 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:58:28 AM No.936144966
H._P._Lovecraft,_June_1934
H._P._Lovecraft,_June_1934
md5: 9ae9a13c2149eb4ac713f99249c819d0🔍
Did this guy get lots of pussy?
Replies: >>936145059 >>936147471 >>936147482 >>936148117 >>936148533 >>936151265 >>936151405
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:00:16 AM No.936145008
No, his cat did.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:00:23 AM No.936145013
ask his cat
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:00:52 AM No.936145031
do you think a guy who got a buncha pussy would've written The Outsider
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:02:11 AM No.936145059
>>936144966 (OP)
he was married
so, no
Replies: >>936147647
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:24:04 AM No.936147471
>>936144966 (OP)
dude was wading in pussy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:24:43 AM No.936147482
>>936144966 (OP)
he was the poon commander of the eldritch minge
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:36:59 AM No.936147647
>>936145059
Statistically, married individuals have on average nearly 3x the sex life as unmarried individuals. Turns out stability and having access to a partner whenever you want results in more sex. Also turns out that having sex can result in children. Turns out married couples have children at over 20x the rate of unmarried individuals. Shocker. In addition, the gap has widened significantly since those studies were done and single people in 2025 basically never have sex. They just whack off staring at 2D images of naked girls on their computers, play vidya games, eat cheetos, and bathe infrequently. Turns out those losers (singles) who do get laid are lined up outside your mom's house. Turns out men (manlets) who are Democrat never get laid. They become trannys, cucks, closet homosexuals. Then they kill themselves as their gift to society. All a big shocker.

Single = Loser
Replies: >>936148142
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:15:46 AM No.936148117
>>936144966 (OP)
What was this dude known for?
Replies: >>936149910 >>936151247
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:18:06 AM No.936148142
>>936147647
tl;fr
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:39:29 AM No.936148533
>>936144966 (OP)
does old god thussy count?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:10:42 PM No.936149910
>>936148117
Waiting.
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:58 PM No.936151247
>>936148117
WB Yeats kicked him down the stairs after he got his panties in a bunch bc they woukdn't let him into the inner circle of their "magick" secret society.
Replies: >>936151436
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:15:48 PM No.936151265
>>936144966 (OP)
Not really, his wife ran around on him. Great writer though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:46 PM No.936151405
>>936144966 (OP)
I seriously doubt it, Roald Dahl was known to get tons of pussy. British home office got dahl to fuck Clare Booth Luce during WW2, Dahl was begging HO to save him after 3 days, Apparently she could FUCK.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:13 PM No.936151436
>>936151247
Wasn't that Crowley?
Replies: >>936151708 >>936152103
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:53 PM No.936151708
>>936151436
yep
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:42 PM No.936151923
The internet loves loves loves to portray this guy as an extremist, but he was mostly normal for his time and kind of boring.

Howard had at least two different women pursuing him. So, he could have done okay. He probably chose not to do the nasty because of his many hang ups, and it's nasty. Then he married (to a Jewish girl BTW). Sex lives do overwhelmingly dry up slowly after marrying -- despite the claims that anons here very angrily argue when nobody asked.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:21 PM No.936152103
>>936151436
i wouldn't say he's the best looking guy in the world but i would say he's average or slightly below in terms of looks and the amount of pussy he gets