Thread 936147332

What's your ideal afterlife, /b/?

>>936147332 (OP)
Anything where Jet black is not in it..

>>936147332 (OP)
Cyberpunk braindance honestly.
Load whatever reality I want and experience it at my will.
Prob not gunna happen though. Its just a silent blackness from what ppl have said that have died and been revived.

Pure void

>>936147332 (OP)
succubus hookers in hell as a lesser lord of it. if i ever get bored i'll become a greater lord

>>936147332 (OP)
Reincarnated on earth as a human being with the same people I met in my previous life such beautiful and evil people.

Black jack and hookers

>>936147541
Is that Butchart gardens? Kinda reminds me of it at least.

>>936147541
lame

>>936147332 (OP)
endless bacon

>>936147559
It’s just one of the first pictures that comes up when you search up beautiful gardens and I only posted it because it because in abrahamic religions gardens are usually found in heaven.

>>936147607
Ah fair, the iOS filename made me think it was one you took :)

>>936147572
Do you hate your life that much?

reuse of the/my nutrients gifted by mother gia hand delivered, hopefully by me to the back of the roman war god mars.

>>936147813
no, but i was hoping some spiritual realm bs. and anthro hellhounds.

>>936147497
this except the lack of existence is my choice entropy is annoying

>>936147332 (OP)
I've dreamt about this and have a few scenarios.
Eternal "i could eat" level of hunger with unlimited food.
A conference room where everyone who ever thought you were wrong when you were right and were huge dicks about it have to live through it.
That one really, really shitty ex I had being forced on loop to live as me through that relationship and the years after dealing with the fallout she caused (not much afterlife for her but if there's a hell shes going there anyway)

If i cant have the decadence there was like a 2 week window when my daughter was 6 months old, it was summer, and me and my wife were both off work I still think was like the best 2 weeks of my entire life. Id take just living that on loop even.

>>936147332 (OP)
Punching this one trick jew pony in his fat troll face for eternity.

>>936149259
to exist in that loop is fair, as it was pure happiness
But the decay of life sets in and your fond memory become a fragment of which it was

>>936149303
We are imagining an afterlife that doesnt exist, we dont need to inject philosophy into this. If we're being realistic I dont think "the memory decays" is the problem here that violates the entire scenario of "there being an afterlife"

>>936149324
and now you ask what cant et al suffered

>>936149345
Not really. It just feels like someone asked what you'd do with a magic time traveling duck that can take you anywhere in history and youre raising your hand like "excuse me ducks dont understand English you couldn't tell it where to go".
Like, yes, youre right, but thats not even the biggest problem with the scenario that breaks the realism.
I just found it funny, anon. Laughed out loud.

>>936147332 (OP)
nigger free

>>936149534
false pretense
but have fun

>>936147332 (OP)
Oblivion.

>>936149561
Do you stamp the free space at bingo?

>>936149592
nigger who plays bingo how old are you

>>936149303
Kys wannabe existentialism fag.
Stay mopey in your basement. Kafka sucked fat cocks.

>>936149565
Tell us more about not getting any pussy this weekend. Ffs. You really are a salty baby.
The words " happy" and " fun" make you mad. Lmfaooooo. Your single mom taught u that behavior.

>>936149631
all existentialism people kill them so your post shows it

>>936149611
Firstly its a joke, I meant "ya that goes without saying".
Secondly, like a decade ago I lived somewhere that had a huge bingo event targeted at young people, and let me tell you, youre missing out. Its a blast with the right crowd. So, there.

>>936149887
if you are into that you should learn pickle ball

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emyriion

>>936147332 (OP)
nothingness is already pretty much ideal, faggot. go do the dishes or pick cotton. I know you can. you told us you did.

>>936147332 (OP)
Being an immaterial being who watches the beginning of the Earth and all of human history

Literally everything the same, except I literally have power to do and change anything. Time still flows the same, and if I don't do any changes it would continue on the same timeline as the real world.

And I can reset it, if I wish to, move into different time.

Basically I am a god, except that I am not omnipotent.

>>936147332 (OP)

I like to imagine that could somehow be the reincarnation of ...
[ my own God of Music ]
... Johann Sebastian Bach.

It is estimated that about 50% of his original compositions have been lost - I would like to be able to recreate them all for posterity.

I would also like to be able to sight read and play any pipe organ, or other keyboard, or stringed instrument, by request, simply by being handed the score while sitting alongside suitable instruments that were made available to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih51HIyTW0Q

dramatization of a Paganini episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_Ffdlk0Uc

>>936147332 (OP)
nothingness

Eternal orgasm

Curb stomping all you faggots until the end of time.

Yall need Odin. Fight eat fuck repeat.

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? emyriion

If you are truly enlightened you shouldn't be able to talk about it.

>>936147332 (OP)
the same eternal infinite void as before you were ever born

>>936156677
Obsessed.

>>936147332 (OP)
Totally devoid of any consciousness

>>936147332 (OP)
eternity with my wife. i love her dearly.

>>936147332 (OP)
An afterlife with Lemmy Kilmister as the deity

>>936156677
>Trannies! Trannies EVERYWHERE!

>>936147332 (OP)
nakey boy butts and boy feets everywhere!!

>>936156751
>>936158986
OP here I actually got the Jack Black image from discussion about that suicide sooooo.

>>936161134
To wake up at the dawn of the world and to go back, with the understanding of the past but without the weight of it