secrets thread

>>936151092 (OP)
at my buddy's house last weekend. There was a 8x10 of his wife and daughter sitting on a hallway table. i think they had planned on hanging it as some point. t was such a cute picture and I loved it so much, i took it. grabbed it and walked out to my car. placed it in the back seat then went back in. its been 9 days. who knows what they think happened to it. i didn't see a replacement anywhere in the hallway.
i keep tucked behind my dresser and have been puling it out to jack-off to.i love the faces of those sluts.

>>936151092 (OP)

I'm a total faggot loser and I am going to an hero next month after my 20yr class reunion

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

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One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

>>936151200
Are you fucking kidding me? You're telling me that you went to your buddy's house, saw a picture of his wife and daughter, and just couldn't resist the urge to snatch it? What a load of crap. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're a perverted fuck who gets off on jacking off to pictures of other men's wives and daughters.

And what's with the "I loved it so much" shit? Are you trying to convince me that you're some kind of connoisseur of family portraits? Please, spare me the details. You saw a couple of decent-looking women and your dick started twitching, that's the whole story.

And by the way, how original are you? "I took the picture and now I jerk off to it." Wow, what a unique and fascinating fantasy. I'm sure you're the only guy in the world who's ever thought of that. You must be a real creative genius, coming up with that one all by yourself.

And what's the deal with the "tucked behind my dresser" part? Are you trying to imply that you're some kind of sneaky fuck who's hiding your dirty secrets from the world? Newsflash, buddy: if you're going to be a pervert, at least have the guts to own it. Don't try to come across as some kind of innocent little boy who just happens to have a thing for other men's wives and daughters.

And the whole "I don't know what they think happened to it" routine? Give me a break. You know damn well that your buddy and his family are probably wondering who the hell took their picture, and you're just sitting back, laughing to yourself, and jerking off to it whenever you feel like it. You're a real class act, my friend.

So, keep on jerking off to that picture, you sick fuck. I'm sure it's not going to get old anytime soon. And who knows, maybe one day you'll come up with an even more original and not-at-all-creepy fantasy. But until then, just keep on being your usual, pathetic self.

>>936151323
Do you just lurk /b all day to post this garbage? Just waiting for someone to make a thread like this?

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>>936151389
I'll be praying for you buddy, and I'm not even religious, that's how worried I am about you.

>>936151250
Thats the spirit. Anything worth looking for

>>936151435
It's copy pasta you idiot

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