Thread 936155893

AMA about logs and slidding.

Would you?

Are they brown?

>>936156132
I would

>>936156242
Yes but sometimes they're green

>>936155893 (OP)
How long are they

>>936156401
Longest log of shit I've seen was almost sixx feet

>>936156410
DAMN

>>936155893 (OP)
Is it brown?

>>936155893 (OP)
Im farting so hard rn

>>936155893 (OP)
Your literal shit posting makes me laugh often because of how insane and ridiculous it often is

Do you think Andy IRL knows about this?

>>936159174
Braaaaaaaaaaaaap! All I know is that I fart all the time!

>>936159174
Yea he knows
He actually shout out animaterrman. Told him to "log off the Internet"

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>>936157351>>936158888>>936159142
>>936159174>>936159650>>936160364
would you kiss his cute little balls?

>>936160483
Absolutely logless.

>>936155893 (OP)
What's that smell?

>>936163541
a hard cock is log shaped

What is better
The air you breath after you eat shit
Or
The slushy shit quenching your thirst

What cleanses do you do to make your shit tastier and more nutritious?

>>936164494
Any way Andy's poop is received is the best way

>>936164605
Taco bell.

>>936164017
Can I use the log of attraction to manifest more poop in the future?
..
Can you post said log?

Poop is coming to me!
Yay!

>>936155893 (OP)
DEAR LOGFAG,

HOW MANY LOGS DOES IT TAKE
TO SLIDE IN A LIGHT LOG??

>>936155893 (OP)
Dear Mr. Logfag,

I’m just a huge fan of your incredible work! Your ability to captivate audiences with your unique charm and talent is truly inspiring. Whether it’s your groundbreaking performances or the way you connect with people, you make everything seem effortless. I’ve followed your journey for years, and each project you take on feels like a gift to us fans. Thank you for sharing your passion and creativity with the world—it’s made such a difference in my life. Keep shining, and I can’t wait to see what you do next!

With admiration,
Damian

>>936155893 (OP)
Who’s the first log poster?
Whose the main logposter now?

>>936165375
All him.

>>936165701
Now is this early Animaterr?

>>936155893 (OP)
Spamming Faggot

>>936165820
Proof?

>>936165910
Mods you really do need to address this spammer's use of bots

Is it against the rules here or not?

>>936166022
It’s not. That’s why it isn’t addressed. Theres no rule breaking.

>>936165169
Based

>>936155893 (OP)
Where did the expression “slidding” come from, and why?

>>936170583
Looks like OP doesn’t know

>>936170583
>>936172607
its one of the log lore mysteries. no one knows.

>>936172742
I do. I was on /b/ when logposting started, before it became the poor, talentless thing it has become. I got a couple of the original websites shut down and actually had a conversation with the person who originally set them all up

>>936172902
meds E

>>936172961
Yes. That’s exactly one of the unimaginative things the original poster(s) would have deplored about you parvenues

>>936155893 (OP)
Furthest down throte before it breaks off from ass???

>>936173049
Proof?

>>936173321
And that’s another. Boring, formulaic, repetitive, unimaginative.

The originals used to write long elegant posts, using creative prose, conjuring images of the warmth being like sips of fine brandy. You guys?
>meds E
>proof?
You have no idea how far you’ve fallen; how sad you’ve become. How….lost.

>>936173610
Proof?

>>936173610
So very much this.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emaquiie

>>936176828
i don't like this post

Eustace hated this one.