Definitely won't delete edition

Oh, he thinks I'm BD. Never even stepped foot in Canada

>>936157446
Shut the FUCK up and groan my meat.

>>936157446
>>936157545
edge me out right the hell now

>>936157690
Oh FUCK yea you're gooning me GOOD.

shit thread

>>936157545
>>936157690
>>936157728
How many Canadians are in the room with us now?

>>936157847
You're Canadian.
I'm Canadian.
They're Canadian.

We're ALL Canadian.

Masturbating to Gal

>>936158091
The Zeg would not approve
>>936157937
I didn't consent to this immigration. Emigration? Sabrina sex gratification?

>>936158162
>Sabrina sex gratification
>YWN blow your load on Sabrina's face then show your gratitude by giving her a bouquet of flowers before she even has time to shower.
Why even live?

>>936158266
h...hot

>>936158359
We strangely agree
>>936158266
That's why i saved the dessert for after her shower. Petite-fours.

>>936158359
It's all about respect, Anon.

>>936158394
Who says romance is dead??

>>936158459
People who come up short in that department

>>936158519
Well now I'm just starting to feel bad cause Sabrina is so smol and cute she seems like she'd be ideal for that sort of thing. Unlike Breckie and Bella who are just straight sloots, Sabrina you can actually kiss... ON THE MOUTH.

>>936158617
Exactly. And that's why you should never be lewd when posting Sabs

>>936158162
Masturbate to Gal and Sabrina

>>936158696
THANK YOU.

This is what I've been trying to tell people.

Normally I don't speak up about it too much cause I'm shy or whatever but I can't help but get irked by how inappropriate it is.

I'd like to reach through my monitor and slug them one right in the jaw is what I'd like to do but instead it usually just comes out as
>e-e-excuse m-m-me anons b-but sabrina isn't a-actually for lew-lewding so if you could please n-not do that p-please if it's n-not too much trouble

You know what I mean, you know what I'm talking about.

>>936158162
>>936157937
>>936157847
>>936157690
>>936157728
Not celeb

g-guys s-sabrina is not for l-lewd please d-don't lewd her th-thanks if that's not too much trouble heh

>>936158805
>>936158822
I'm glad this point is fully taken. My job is done, I must go
>>936158733
Half at least. Best of luck

unfathomably based breener thread

You guys see what I did there?

I told him NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LEWD SABRINA CARPENTER. And he just picked up and high tailed it.

I will always protect you my love.

>>936158886
Bye bye.

>>936158934
NO.

>>936158936
Just one BRRRR before I die...

>>936158970
>>936158934
>>936158886
>>936158822
Not a celeb

Does he even sleep anymore?
He's here 24/7

fine then let's lewd tori

>>936159554
I have not lewded Tori in years

>>936159640
i have a severe need to see her bare breasts

>>936159685
The new and enhanced version of her breasts?

>>936159724
with face preferably

>>936159751
And a hint of tummy

>>936159865
perhaps even belly button

>>936159521
J-Tard? He runs off his wheelchair battery.

do not question his method

>>936159933
That might be too much...

>>936159980
boooo it's what we are owed

>>936160047
But will we be able to handle it?

emily feld bbc porn

>>936159521
Not a celeb

>>936160075
Not a celeb, fuck off you piece of shit

>>936160070
if i can't handle it at least i'll die happy

>>936160108
ok sorry, bye

>>936160157
After death by snu snu, we will have death by goon goon

>>936160283
closed casket for me, i'll be hard for years

I love moaning and screaming out my own name when I masturbate in public

>>936160313
That's guaranteed. Clothed Vic is enough to keep it hard for weeks

>>936160141
Based Alison, I love her so much for giving this to the world.

>>936160313
The closed casket will be so you don't terrify the 2 funeral goers

>>936160382
she's almost sluttier the more clothes she has on

>ARCHIVIST!!!

>>936160414
Clothes don't really matter when you can get off to a close up of her nose

>>936160432
based

>>936160432
Christmas is coming

>>936160551
Not a celeb

>>936160525
>>936160551
sexy brats

>>936160551
delightful

>>936160739
not andeleb

You’ll double down. You’ll keep doing every single one of these things—more of them, louder, thinking you’re being ironic or clever. You’ll probably even post a smug, low-effort response, thinking you’ve “won.”

But it’s not clever. It’s not funny. It’s not even defiant. It’s just psychologically weak.

Because you have nothing else. You’ve built your identity out of being a grotesque, broken fixture on a dead message board. Doubling down is all you can do—it’s the only move left for someone whose ego is so fragile, the only form of control they have is dragging themselves lower and daring others to watch.

You're not trolling. You're not in on the joke.
You are the joke

>>936160739
>calculating exchange rate of Food Stamps to Dollars

mammary monday

>>936160782
oh lili!

Every attempt at humor is a flat, recycled mess of tired phrases, dead memes, or unearned smugness. You think spamming buzzwords and bait counts as wit. It doesn't.
And the reason it’s so obvious?
Because real humor requires timing, self-awareness, and creativity—three things you’ve entirely lost, if you ever had them. You're not trying to be funny; you're trying to be seen, and it shows.

>>936160782
not a celeb

>>936160916
thanks jacob

>>936160838
a fine slice if American meat
>>936160933
is

who's the armchair shrink talking at

>>936160961
round

>>936160983
you must be new here

>>936160771
You cannot psychologically analyze me. My mind is a fortress. You WILL respect me.

>>936161133
New wig? You look exactly like her!

>>936160988
so plump and firm

>>936161210
kek, leaf raked

>>936161210
I don't think she rinses her shitty ass plug in the sink

>>936161133
You should wear it at Christmas.

>brie's plug

>>936161383
It worked

>>936161486
>your plug

>>936161827
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE

>>936161827
Give that bad boy a quick 5 second rinse in the sink!

>>936161947
I assumed he sucked it clean

>>936162273
he licks it clean to savor the flavor

Gross

>>936163017
And yet she would find your revolting.

another nine hours straight saving feet pics from deviantart

>>936163612
you will have an immense and rare collection in 10 years

>>936163591
>Tay
HNNNGGGGG!!

>>936163771
It's automatic. Can't be helped

>>936163771
>>936163922

Ban Christmas

I am invisible

>>936163428
Mommy

>>936164196
The Awakening

>>936163721
She is so hot

>>936164018
So pretty

>>936164196
Phaggot

>>936164196
troy's bf

>>936164340

phimnokiss

>>936164457
So fit as well

>>936164439

I hate the happiness of others

>>936164586
relatable

>>936164575

Things would have been so much different if I'd been born female

>>936164635
thanks jacob

I wouldn't have been an ugly woman

I could have tasted so much cum, instead of just my own

I would look forward to every Christmas

I would never use 4chan. I would live a real life

I pump my stiffy until it gets all sticky

I pump my fungus until it's among us

>>936164877
nice, i am about to take a trip to spillie town for Millie Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLkHhV6Q9kE

Please stop mocking me

>>936164439
imagine waking up next to that beautiful face

I just want to pretend to masturbate and orgasm multiple times in several hours in peace

my dick doesn't work

>>936165119
>>936165197
taygasm

>>936165197
jeez

>>936164196
What the fuck

>>936157545
edge me the fuck out

>>936165666
J-Tard would give his withered legs for these digits

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6374724600112

>>936165119
I'd either cum immediately or start to lick her face

>>936165036
Still spilling?

>>936165888
J-Tard is screaming

>>936165927
I have 3 fingers in my ass

>>936164938
wow

>>936165927
make me cum

>>936165981
Interesting. What's your cleaning process?

>>936166011
Don't have one. When the mood strikes I dive in and worry about the mess and smell later.

>>936165939
?

>>936166008
Better response even if it's tired

>>936166053
Utterly based fellow Spillie anon

>>936165927
my penis is soaked in cum, i'm going for round two now

>>936166124
we already know its you j-fart

J-Tard got his hand up his ass again?

>>936166124
What caused the first spill?

>I pump my stiffy until it gets all sticky

looool

>>936166274
My phimosis sore burst all over my legs

>>936166274
this Millie >>936165036
edging to this Millie >>936165927 right now

>>936166146
Eustace, take your meds

>>936166320
(:

>>936166343
Fuuuck I love her

>>936166465
And does this Millie help?

if only i could cum as much as a whale so i could completely drench Millie with one cumblast

>>936166664
definitely! i want to hotdog her buns

You can't get two people to agree which way's up and which way's down but you line up every Anon in /cel/ and ask them who's the KING, each and everyone one of them will say Beady.

Each and EVERY one of them.

>>936166863
you haven't killed yourself yet?

>>936166863
Fat nigger

>>936166863

What's the point of other celebs existing when Olivia MOGS

h̸̸̨̡̬̬̜͎̥̗̯̤̜̰̙̐̓͑ͣ̀ͭ͆̉ͫ̎͆ͫ̆̓̆ͫ̌͘̚͢͝͞͞͝e̷̵̗̼̩͔ͭ̑̑̓̿̾͐̆ͣ_̵͙̣͇̤̤̪̻͍͛̋ͬͯ̄̄͌̈͂͘͘͘̕͢͞y̷͊͋̐̓ͬͯ́ s̶̷̱͉̺̺̗͓̘̤̻͋͌̓ͨ̓ͬ̃̊͘̕͢͜͢͠ţ̶̨̧͖̬̦͚̝̞̼̌͋ͦͯ̚͘͠o̙̮͒͆̾p̷̷̵̸̷̴̴̷̧̧̞̦̤̭̫̻̥̤͉̠̼͙͕̮̩͍͐̿́ͨ͋͂̇ͨ̀ͧͮ̃̎ͪͤ̚̚͜ d̛̞̟͈̆ͯ͌͟_̧̧̱͇̳̳̄͒̋ͩ́̀ͯ͂͛̾͐ͮͤ̿̾ͯ̃͘͢͝ǫ̸̡̛̯̯̩̬̼̝̙̣͚̘͈̰̥̮ͣ̂ͮ̋̐ͦ̆͌ͫ̀̿̄̿̃́͐͌͜͡͡î̷̡͎̻͐ͧ̓̃̃̐͢n̛̜̦̜̙̥͇̻ͮ̉̀͢g ẗ̫͔̬̳͓̩̩̭̩̰̥̪ͫ̍̽͒̈́̉̓͋̊̑ͤ͟͠͞ͅḩ̸̬̦̱̭̰͚̣̩́̓ͯ́ͣ͂ͧ̈́ͩ̾ͬͮ̄ͣͤ́̓͝͝ḁ̶̴̧̧̛̰͓̞̠͍̣̘̆ͬ̎̎̎͌̀̓̑ͪ̋ͫ̐ͫͭ͢͝ͅt̶̴̢͓̪̥̗̟̣̜̗̖̝͇̻̣͚̗̞̜̝̼̓̈́̂ͬͩͭ̽ͨ͆ͯ̀̋ͭ̓̒ͩ́ͤ̀ͪ̇͘̕͜͡

>>936167154
Variety is the spice of life

Life, Liberty & Levin explores the fundamental values and principles undergirding American society, culture, politics, and current events, and their relevance to the nation’s future and everyday lives of citizens.

Sundays at 8 PM

HE'S HERE

>>936166343
world's fattest dumper

madison beer isn't even hot

>>936167241
>>936167256
mark levin is such a faggot

>>936167312
but Mark Levin hosts the third largest nationally syndicated radio program in America, 'The Mark Levin Show,' which airs on over 300 stations across the country and satellite radio and is heard by millions of listeners every week?

>>936167291
Gay ass nigga

>>936167291
not a celeb

>>936167256
you Americans need to stop letting jews tell you who you are

>>936167438
correct!

Trump calls Iran's retaliation 'very weak,' says no Americans harmed

>>936167274
Imagine her jogging

>>936167612
I came

every missed call is a missed opportunity

>>936167612
something like this

soon I'll be the best pro gamer and she'll marry me

>>936168138
I'd imagine most pro gamers have homes

>>936168234

https://radio.foxnews.com/player-files/radio.php
all i do is listen to fox news radio nonstop now

>>936168269
more 4 me

>>936168321
ain't she a muff-diver though?

>>936168321
my cock goes there

>>936168312
that's what's wrong with you, troy

>>936168138

>>936167929
Fuck it jiggles and bounces so much

>>936167806
No wonder either

>>936168350
maybe, but i think she's just trying to be different as a generic white woman
>>936168359
>>936168493

>>936168635
she loves showing off for me

butt slutt

>>936168635
She'd be covered in sweat too while jogging

>>936168798

>>936168679
>>936168798
>>936168816
booty whore

>>936169111
she's getting my edges tonight

>>936169111
Needs to be spanked so hard

>>936169237
i loooove edging for kayleigh
>>936169249
til it's red

HE'S PISSED

>>936169269
God the moans she'd make

>>936169269
it's addicting

>>936169269
>if the person is dead then there's no need to remove their thread

>i will not delete any edition i create

>there are things on this earth that i cannot explain

>if someone knows something you dont, they are probably lying

>the person i am responding to is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_meRq69pLhY

Thoughts?

>>936169332
please can i cum for her?

>>936169796

>>936169638
this is why i've been working from home since november

it was supposed to only be a few days while i got over a nasty cold, but it's so comfy and quiet here and i get to hang out with my puppy, so why go back when i can do everything from here?

>>936169796
Depends on what you'll imagine when you reach the climax

>>936169823
<3
>>936169891
what would you like me to imagine? ;3

>>936169932
only edging for chappell

>>936169932
Depends on your limits and what you'd do to her...

>>936170044
im open to suggestions, but i am submissive

>>936170099
If you can, imagine fucking her pretty face and then her ass. If not, imagine getting to squeeze her tits and ass before she lets you pound her

>>936170227
id feel so lucky getting to squeeze her perfect tits and ass
and even more lucky to be allowed to enter her

>>936170227
love the idea of keeping her as an oral/anal only toy

who is this tranny looking bitch

definitely needs a good face fucking

>>936170404
use your eyes

>>936170399
Former for me
>>936170424
Make her gag, teach her what cock tastes like

>>936170384
There's so much to squeeze, spank and play with. Cum all over her

BD's cum must smell so bad

>>936170424
i would not even pull out

>>936170519
you would not even put in

>>936170496
thank you

>>936170518
smells like fart

She needs to be covered in my cum

>>936170537
sick burn, how will i recover?

>>936170607
This guy wouldn't even pull out

>>936170544
No problem!

>>936170816
Make my cysts leak

does parker give good head?

>>936170941
You're so greedy for Beady.

>>936170941
is he the anon who fisted his mom?

>>936170967
I made no attempt to doxx him. Every anon here has tried to doxx me. I am important

>>936170928
Groan me out

>>936170607
Tight as phimosis skin

>>936170967
Greedy For Beady: The Jacobtard Story

>>936171000
he has done many things

Guys my diaper is wet

99% of the niggas ITT don't know the story of how America was founded.

EVERY nigga ITT knows the story of the KING.

>>936171344

>>936171883
based?

>>936171847
kek, you sick fuck

>>936171883
i just launched diarrhea out my ass from my balcony

>>936171906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_8et8Ut_0

Wearing diapers can eventually cause incontinence if you pee when you feel the urge to pee.

Troy never holds in a shit... ever

Disney gives people free water in their parks (go to any quick service place and you can get a cup of ice water for free)

J-Tard is banned from Disney World

>>936172350
Free water? What are they, fucking commies?

I shat on a niglet at disney world, and I liked it

Rewatched Terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

she looks so long

>>936172216
good seeing you again
missed you

You know, it's funny.

All those years ago Beady gave birth to these threads.
Fast forward to today and we're respecting his berth.

Makes you think doesn't it?

>>936172952
It makes me think that all of you are very sad and painfully unfunny

bout time for happy hour

leg day fucked me up last week ngl

>>936173009
take that finger off the trigger you dumb cunt

>>936173044
i am ungovernable you peasant

I finished elboth Elm street and Friday the 13th finally, time to continue with Texas Chainsaw Massacre
If I remember correctly, the one with Jessica Biel was actually good, unlike the Daddario one

>>936173083
Moan me

>>936173244
the Daddario one is excellent

>>936173468
I think you are confused
Alexandra is excellent, and that others chicks body is too. The movie as a whole was very mediocre, even for its kind

Poor armadillo :((

daisy chainsaw mascara: armadillo's revenge

>>936173083
kill yourself you insipid cuntrag

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

>>936173631
Come watch bad horror movies with me, I have popcorn and other snacks

Lmao, fucking Aragorn is in this one

>>936173746
i still have to watch that one

>>936173809
It's a slow start

>>936173643
troy you weigh 400 pounds + you're 40 years old. nobody is drafting you.

>>936172506
pics or it didn't happen

>>936173694
>pov: giving you gentle headpats while stealing your snacks

is there really gonna be a draft

>>936174067
not if we use mud and straw to fill the gaps between the planks

>>936174041
You can't steal what is willfully given

>>936174102
https://youtu.be/UbkDJXKm3sY?si=sLlummXDia3nCP6D

rachel zegler's ballot for the new york times best movies of the 21st century poll included a kids movie, finding nemo, and one of her own movies, west side story. she's the only one who included one of their own movies on their list.

>>936174254
all of those choices are questionable especially the racist pro-nazi propaganda No Other Land

>>936174254
the 21st century hasn't been very great in terms of movies.
they're great as background noise but that's pretty much it

>>936174254
She is dumb as hell, nothing new there
She has some strong picks amongst those, though. But overall, that list sounds about as retarded as she does

>>936174363
Are you stupid? Early 2000s had an insane amount of fantastic films

>>936174041
pat

>>936174466
it did not

>>936174656
>>936174656
>>936174656

>>936174166
which would you say is the worst you've watched thus far?

>>936174196
can't sleep
doomguy will eat me

>>936174495
once i pat a head, it stays patten

based rachel picking her own movie

Whoops I thought the thread was over lol

>>936174605
Shaun of the dead, memento, Jason Bourne, gladiator, pirates, kill Bill, requiem, eternal sunshine, lord of the rings, pianist
You are either baiting or just as stupid as parker

there will be blood <3
>crickets
well i liked it >:(

>>936174698
It has to be one of the Friday the 13th ones. From 6 up to Jason X. Even through nostalgia goggles, it sucked lol. If I had to pick one, I'd say Jason goes to hell

>>936174875
I DRINK YOUR nora pic

>>936174875
Yes, and no country for old men. And true grit of course

>>936174942
Put some clothes on this whore, please. This is a movie discussion thread

they better put Arrival on da list

>>936174875
>>936175012
Spider Man 2 and Chicken Run on the family side of the house

I might halt this slasher mega marathon to watch LOTR extended cuts tomorrow, it's been a while

>>936175169
how bout a job

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

>>936175141
I watched that again a few nights ago. It's great

>>936175186
I'm watching most of them during working hours. Summer time is literally crickets season
>no, I'm not selling skiing equipment

ok i talked about movies, clothes off again

>>936175329
THERE ARE RULES IN THESE THREADS

>>936175288
crickets season? you the one sellin all the crickets that are bothering this poster? >>936174875

>>936175329
You're a law abiding gooner citizen, anon

that F1 movie looks bad
i don't like brad pitt

>>936175329
Clothes stay ON until further notice
>>936175367
Guilty
>>936175386
>I have shit taste
We know

>>936175427
cockwomble

>>936175386
go fuck yourself

>>936175427
its hot out, clothes should be off

Knives Out should be on there too, fun movie

Brad Pitt needs to move on, he's had his day already.

New thread (for REAL this time):
>>936174656
>>936174656
>>936174656

>>936174835
nta but early 2000s had fucking amazing movies. it must be bait

>>936175386
>>936175492
>>936175367
>>936175364
>>936175329
>>936175141
Not celebs

>>936174942
>>936174875
>>936174756
>>936174698
>>936174495
>>936174102
Not celebs