Thread 936167355

S/Fur Blep.

Floof or whatever

>>936167481
I know you're crusty with coom but what is that crusty image quality

bored

I just unlocked mirror mode in Mario kart. Time to get 3 stars all over again

>>936167626
nice

I should go get some work done
it isn't much, but it's something productive
I don't feel like trying to do any math right now

>>936167661
I want that poster of whatever those critters are. They look like martens or something.
An yes, do it

>>936167355 (OP)
Need nerdy waifur to peg me

gay

>>936165799
>my mom literally tried to fuck me once

cold enough now --> bed
bye

>>936168263
nini geags

>>936168015
you underestimate how fucked up my family is, anon

>>936168263
night gears

Shoulda knocked up ur mom so she'd have someone to abuse instead of you

nigga please

>>936168959
nah I'm good
she isn't my type anyway

I want to take another nap

Fat

Rivet.

bitchin
https://youtu.be/DAvMGFEGoJg

>>936170083
That's kinda hot.

>>936170270
>>936170381
That guy's very luck

>>936170459
That massive thing crushing his midsection. Look at his face. He's going to die dude.

>>936170459
indeed

>>936170767
I'll give her anything

>>936170794
why live?

>>936170803
she needs penis

>>936170950
Girls dont have penis.

or that one who likes 80s everything

we're all doomed bros

>>936171006
that isn't what I meant
but she could use one

Eternal?

Time for therapy. gl me.

>>936171114
rip and tear

Glhf

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>936171237
the answer is "more drugs"
2 and I take kratom

last time huh?

>>936171266
ever googled the negative effects of kratom?

>>936171372
don't blame me, I keep getting the right number

>>936171427
yes, it can affect your liver
that's why I'm slightly worried about taking with bicalutamide which also can affect your liver

>>936171587
if you think your life sucks now just wait until your body starts to break down from that stuff

I want to see your butthole again dash

>>936171688
I don't think that will be happening any time soon

>>936172070
pay me $20 and I'll do it

nick extremely gay

>>936172151
dash is sexy and had you seen his nudes you'd devorce your wife for him

I'm not *that* sexy

said the femboy with a figure eight body and tight virgin ass

dying need food

go eat, homo

you know, the more I think about it the more I kinda want a CTS-V
as much as I'd love a Camaro those superchargers just hit different
and it's a lot cheaper than a Z28

4 doors
more whores

nah, there's only coupes near me
it's basically a ZL1
it's automatic, but hey, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for that fucking supercharger

idk, I think I would want a manual

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

but I have so many options!
honestly, all things considered a manual CTS-V is the most bang for the buck
I really do love Caddys

I'm so fucking bored

any stupid shit did I miss?

>>936175022
no, it's dead hours right now

big meh

Dash posting some yuge knockers

eventually I will warm up some lasagna

with a hard r

or should i make a box of mab n cheeZE?

>>936175957
rigatoni?

>>936176000
yes

RUMPELSTILTSKIN??

>>936176056
i cant even remember what that fucker did.

he rumpled his stilty skin

bleh

My Female folder has gotten to 24GB. No wonder it doesn't load.

>>936176541
windows file explorer image handling is so bad
takes forever to sort

>>936176800
>windows
ew

So I just saw the recap of Death Stranding 1 that plays at the start of DS2.

Is this really what people consider good writing? It's utter nonsense.

gibberish

>>936176955
literally sounds like something a 7 year old would come up with.
I don't get people.

I can't even watch people jizzing over the stream of this game. Too much cringe for me.

Geoff Keighley worships Hideo Kojima

>>936176854
I'm gonna move to linux eventually
not going to win11

>>936177223
if my current installation becomes unusable, thats the plan

Fuck, you guys are gonna make me have to go hipster on linux.

>>936177219
He craves that Jap cock. It's well known.

>>936177223
win11 was the kicker to get me to stop dual-booting.

people still be predicting year of the linux desktop but we'll see.

Its a game about mutant zombies, made by a polish people who can't write a proper story
What did you expect

>>936177462
kojima is polish?

>>936177477
>Anonymous

necromancer zombies will always be the best

>>936177524
He gets his meat polished by Doritoboy
No I meant dying light 2 but I'm retarded and eepy

>>936177650
ah

Impaled by a bayonet.

>>936167355 (OP)
Is there a name for these kinds of pinups? Characterized by an anthro girl with small to medium breasts and very wide hips, a soft artstyle, and generally all samey. I really love this stuff, any tags to find it other than a wide_hips or pear_shaped? Also, why is it so common? Is it really easy to pump out really quickly?

grumbly noises

*head explodes*

nick = homosex

>>936179557
i thought it was animalsex.

homosex

i think pootoob has exhausted itself for the night

its time to engage in... Self Cannibalism!

>>936180623
don't eat your hangnails, E

>>936180699
this is only the beginning....

Consumers the finga

>>936180833
my ass has finally decided to eat my hand

>>936180833
Nail clippers are for more than just fingernails. not that I even use nail clippers on my fingernails.

>>936180992
IT HUNGERRRRRS
FOR MOOOORRE

>>936181051
Works great for cutting loose shirt fibers

What is Patpats day job!?!?

giving pats for payment

PETTING ZOO GUY! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

HOW MANY GOATS DO YOU THINK HE PATS EVERY DAY?!?

many gote

man, i can't remember the last time i went to a petting zoo.
peeps go all paranoid about getting sick from touching too many farm animals.

i wanna HUG an emu.

propaganda by buttmad aussies

or mebe use a capybara as a pillow

Yes

This is one of those nights where my energy leaves me as soon as I get home from work.

>>936183047
pet goat, rejuvenate.

What type of bad neighbor should I be?

Should I be the kind who lets his yard turn into a jungle (which it already is) or should I be the kind who mows his yard at 9:00 AM?

There really isn't a third option.

>>936183148
rapist

>>936183148
jungle, yet trim on the edges.

>>936183148
People not at work at 9am?

>>936183125

Rejuvenation through goat? There's only one way:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D4bCWXaqlkw

>>936183229
Goat is a loud animal

>>936183202

I thought it was a common courtesy to wait until 10:00 AM. No?

you can't have too much jungle where I live, or else the state yells at you and says its a fire hazard.

>>936183288
i don't know what the morning and evening noise curfews are around here before other humans can legally you.

>>936183468

>the noise curfew for residential areas is generally from 10:00 PM to 7:00 AM, Sunday through Thursday, and 11:00 PM to 7:00 AM on Friday and Saturday

Hmm.

I could be a jerk and mow in the early morning. Thanks.

I have to wait 5 minutes to create a new thread.

Somebody else needs to make one sooner if they dislike the word "Edition" appearing in the OP.

but i like the creative restriction

fair warning was given

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