Thread 936168771

Summer sucks ass

turn the AC up

summers the best season been fishing all the time since ive been home.

>>936168842
What is that?

Summer is great. Humans were built for the heat and unless it's over 110 outside you're just being a pussy. Have a rest in the shade and drink a little water and you'll be fine.

>>936168986
Bass fishing or what?

>>936168771 (OP)
Nah, women in less clothing, longer daylight for outdoor activities, birds singing when I wake up.
Get a summer hobby, I recently picked up SUP stand up paddle board, just need some local flat water and a roof rack, start looking forward to your summers!

>>936171505
Sorry, I’m kind of weird. I like to be comfortable. Summer is the complete opposite of comfortable. If I could somehow go to sleep and wake up in October I’d do it.

>>936172432
You're probably overweight.
You'll be shocked when you see how efficient your body sheds waste heat once you reach a reasonable BMI.

>>936172666
This post is evil but factual. Ever notice how fatties are always sweaty? It's their bodies trying to burn off the excess.

>>936169052
nigga, u retarded???

>>936172774
There are so many reasons that being fat is keeping people from enjoying summer.
The fat insulates their bodies making it harder to get rid of heat.
The surface area to body mass ratio fucks them
Sweat gets stuck in their fat folds and can't evaporate.
It takes more energy to move their fat asses around so they generate more heat than a normal person
Their heart has to work a lot harder to pump blood through all of that mass.

You can say I'm evil for saying fat people don't enjoy summer but it's fucking true and with climate change heating the planet up they need to ditch the weight now or become a heat stroke statistic.

In summer my Schizophrenia gets x100 worse, I can't stand heat. Living in rooftop apartment doesn't help.

>>936168771 (OP)
Sipping coffee in the heat wave out East.

>>936169052
yuropoor detected

>>936173505
>>936172666
Sorry, I was just referencing your post number, not the content.

>>936172774
>>936172666
Factual and ever notice how fatties are lazy? Try actually moving around.. it's amazing what your body does when it's circulation is good (it's job).

>>936174212
>your post number,
Oh shit. I didn't even notice! Hail Satan!

>>936172666
I get so tired of idiots like yourself coming up with shit like this. Don’t like summer, oh, you must be fat. I’m roughly 10 lbs over what I should be. I don’t like summer because it’s hot, I hate sweating, and everything stinks. People wear stupid outfits and think they look cool. Even as a kid I hated this time of year and that will never change.

>>936174753
Siberia might be your promised land?

>>936175084
Someplace temperate. Someplace COMFORTABLE.

>>936174753
>I don’t like summer because it’s hot
>Even as a kid I hated this time of year

So you've always been a miserable prick. Don't try to rain on my parade, most people love summer. You're the fucking weird one.

Not all people who hate summer are fat, but all fat people hate summer and mostly for the reasons I mentioned.

>>936175250
West coast has been amazing the last two weeks.

>>936176155
Who gives two fucks what you think, sperg. Yeah, I’m a miserable prick because I don’t like summer. Great logic there, dipshit.

>>936177152
Would you like summer better if I came over and gave you a blowjob twice a week from June to September??

>>936176305
Hm, not a good arguement. I am in so Oregon and the time between cold and HOT is two weeks more or less, the chalenge is finding things to do when the temp is less than optimal. Bundle up and go skiing, or head out early and take a nap mid day.

>>936174077
Europe doesn't have AC?

>>936177152
>Spergs out about hating summer
>Calls me a sperg

wut?

>>936177948
>>936177471
get a room