>>936174252the year is 2003
you're a gay werewolf serving in the US military, stationed in Iraq
you're out looking for a beaded bracelet that will complement your fursuit's non-canine eyes, blue human eyes, really?!?
anyways, a reflection catches your eye
in it your spy your nemesis Mustaffa Astafir, a notorious rogue who trafficks in Chinese-produced MAGA hats
he's also a Southern Baptist and hardcore gay pedophile
you ask yourself
this is not my house?
this is not my beautiful wife?
*talking heads jangly guitar*