Thread 936174656

Celeb Thread - /We respect His berth/ edition.

Let's see what happens.

Mean girls. Can't forget Mean Girls

>>936174712
>Let's see what happens
Specified thread doesn't exist in 3... 2...

>>936175492
Like I said, early 2000s have a FUCKTON of fantastic movies, across all genres and styles. I just listed some I really loved watching off the top of my head

like Shark Tale

fellowship of the ring
no country for old men
maybe there will be be blood, haven't seen that one in a long time
and that's about it
00s/21st century mostly sucks ass for movies

>>936175750
Even animated ones, or silly stupid movies like Idiocracy and Eurotrip

>>936175811
>no country for old men
>maybe there will be be blood
I don't believe you didn't like True Grit

Guys my diaper is still wet

I liked the latter hp movies for only one reason

they should include the entire filmography of blacked dot com in the list
-cornly

>>936175873
oh that actually looks good but i didn't get around to seeing it yet, which i should soon
i was waiting to watch the first True Grit first, which i did and i liked it a lot. that one has a sequel, Rooster Cogburn, which i haven't watched yet either

I'm trying to remember what the last Saw movie I watched was. I know I saw 3 (pun semi intended) and I know I haven't watched anything after 7. I guess I'll have to watch those after I finish Lotr/TCM

Damn, Vigo is a bad guy here

shut up

on the rare occasion i have to watch the theatrical cut of any LotR film it feels like i'm watching half a movie on a red eye flight to bumfudge egypt

(sorry to be rude and not respond in the other thread but i was walking my doggy)

>>936176011
I've watched a lot of westerns growing up, my father loved them. I didn't care about them much but I can appreciate a good movie from any genre
I haven't watched the old one but the 2010 true grit is a great movie

IT'S WAY TOO FUCKING HOT
35C IN MY BEDROOM WITH THE WINDOW OPEN FAN BLASTING

I DON'T CARE IF THAT "ISN'T HOT" THAT IS VERY HOT IN CANADALAND

>>936176242
kill yourself

>>936176156
>rare occasion i have to watch the theatrical cut
How does that even happen?

>>936176126
Nigger nigger in the slave

>>936176242
try spamming emma roberts at the sun dumb motherfucker

>hide post
Just spam already so the filters get it and I don't have to do it manually

>>936176242
kys

>>936176242
i think we're living in the same apartment

I thought most of this cannibalistic family's members are supposed to be ugly inbreds
I probably mixed it up in my head with Wrong Turn

>>936176366
why reply?

>>936176257
i remember one time i was helping a friend prep some stuff before a cookout and she recommended we have lotr on in the background while we worked

they were the theatrical cuts on netflix at the time

>>936176348
comfy may-z

>>936176366
UwU Many such cases.

>>936176463
kill yourself

>>936176435
>on netflix
Well, there is your problem. You must not be a great friend if you allow your friends to pay for netflix
I kid, I kid

Leatherface is pretty wholesome all things considered

>>936175750
>>936176156
>>936176242
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>>936176534
Not celebs

>>936176622
Not a celeb dumbass

they should put Return of the Living Dead in the best movies of the 2000s list even though it came out in 1985

>>936176659
Post a list of every celeb ever

i wonder which /cel/mate will show up on this episode

https://youtu.be/Zfgzx76P0P4

>>936176518
you know that song by phil collins about a guy who could've spared his friend the expense of netflix but didn't?

>>936176534
very huggable

Hope everyones having a lovely afternoon

I'm going to choose posts at random.

When I (You) your post, you will say one nice thing about Beady followed by "THANK YOU KING".

Let's proceed.

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>>936176682
Not celebs

>>936176778
Not a celeb faggot

>>936176767
Make me cum

>>936176778
Groan me

>>936176778
You always make me feel better about myself
No matter how bad my life gets I could never be as disusting or as unloveable as you
Thank you and kill yourself

>>936176801
give me a list of every celeb ever then

>>936176778
make me cum

>>936176879
That a girl.

>>936176907
not a celeb fuck off

Don't reply to me again unless its a suicide note.

>>936176809
<3

>>936176931
Produce a list or i'm posting minji

>>936176913
Mmm, that's a good gal, keep daddy gooning for that angel.

>>936176765
I know that's a joke but I don't really know who Phil Collins is, so I can't fully grasp it

>>936176943
Does that go for everyone or just him?
I've had my note finished years ago

>>936177024
You have value as a human being and people who would miss you so no not you

>>936176978
>ankle showing
may-z noooooooooooo

>>936177001
that's ok, don't worry about it :3

i have black cherries in the freezer and i'm gonna eat one >:D

>>936177072
edge me out

>>936177055
:)
I'm not actually smiling, but that was a nice thing to say

>>936177122
now the tummy
she's becoming a harlot

Who's gonna edge me out tonight?

>>936177210
Show the ankle to swell the tummy.

>>936177272
kill yourself

I can pinpoint three huge moments of my life that got me into metal music
Jason X and Queen of the Damned soundtracks were one of those moments

>>936177291
she'd look like a smurf smuggling a beach ball

(not complaining)

I love lily collins.

>>936177364
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>>936176985
Not celebs

>>936176978
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>>936176879
Not celebs

>>936177070
>black cherries
Yum
>in the freezer
I have never had a fruit from the freezer. Are they as good as fresh, like meat is?

>>936177434
i like to get frozen black cherries and frozen banana slices and just keep 'em in the freezer as snacks

both taste even better having been flash frozen and i couldn't adequately articulate why if i tried

>>936177443
such a doll <3

>>936177519
Maybe it's like leftover pizza
I'll try to remember to freeze a bowl of cherries next time I get some

heirloom tomato with salt cheers

>>936177540
so luxuriously pale

>>936177593
i wish you luck, but they never taste as good or have the right texture and consistency when i freeze 'em myself

>>936177674
Watch out for that Maisieposter, he gets LEWD!

More like Brad ARMpitt.

Haha... ha...

It took me all thread to think of that.

>>936177814
kill yourself

>>936177814
i just call him Bad Shitt

TCM 3 started a bit slow but I liked it quite a bit overall
Especially the goofyness of the family members, I'm fairly certain this is lost in the sequels/prequels that came out later
Next up, Next Generation

>>936177718
>>936177754
look at the smut he's posting in this family-friendly thread

>>936177916
Oh just wait until he starts talking about pregulating her! Or the details of attempting to, at least.

Renee zellweger and Mathew McConaughey??
Lmao, I didn't see this coming

>>936177754
>>936177916
Ooga-Chaka

>>936177674
Have you tried fresh sliced bananas with honey and cinnamon?

grinding to diamond cheers later

>>936178090
based choli cheers

>>936177983
>pregulating her
speaking of, um...you got any cute sersh preggypics? :D

>>936177996
ah-woooooo-gah!

>>936178067
no but that sounds exquisite

Sweating like a hog cheers won't fall asleep till 3AM again cheers.

>>936178130
I also sometimes slowly peel a banana, grab a knife and just put some Nutella on each bite

>>936177996
Why is she always yelling? WHAT is she always yelling?
>>936178130
No new ones sadly! I believe she's hiding behind foliage now

This Heather girl is stunning. If I was 15 when this movie came out, I'd be in love with her

>>936178130
>>936178224

>>936178221
you lost me 'cause nutella is too sweet for me :P
but when i was little liked PB and banana sammiches

>>936178224
that's ok, that one made me smile (and twitch a little)

>>936178291
i can only imagine the audio from that
must sound like a cute chipmunk

I voted for tax dollars to defend Israel

>>936178370
now YOU'RE getting lewd!
>>936178291
sis is yappin' for a plappin'

cringe

First Vigo was a bad guy, now Matthew. I do not like this trend

>>936178418
i blame toxic food dyes and wind turbines

>>936178370
>>936178418
You think you can keep her quiet?

>trying to run away on foot from a cripple chasing yoy with his truck
>instead of going through the million trees in the woods, toy keep running on the road
WTF
Also
>witness creepy cripple dude snap some guy's neck before telling yoy he is going to kill you now
>please stop Mister, you are scaring me
WTF x2

>>936178501
it's your own fault, I told you not to eat that many wind turbines
>>936178588
I will pacify her with a good book and a warm cuppa

>>936176242
>next time buy a window AC
>assuming your government "lets" you

>>936178588
maybe, but, um...i'm gonna need to burrow that belt

>>936178666
i have been cut off at the carving station -_-

don't tell him to kill himself
he lives in my building, i think
i already had a jumper in my building
it wasn't good

>>936178666
>>936178772
Slow her down with a fat belly.

>>936178370
>nutella is too sweet for me
That's it, we can no longer be friends

plat 3 cheers

>>936178788
>i think i already had a jumper in my building
Are you uncertain?

>>936178772
>Waiter, waiter! More Panasonic HC-X1500 please!
>>936178874
okay, but there's three of us so we'll have to play dad roulette!

I hate mosquitos almost as much as I hate bd and kate

you mean the movie LIED??

>>936179266
>clothes on
Thank you for cooperating

actually...

>>936178944
no i for sure had a jumper
at least 1 that i know of
a man
i heard his scream
then a big loud bang as he hit a railing on the way down
i looked down from my balcony and saw him face down
when they rolled him over, for some reason i turned away and went back inside. i guess i was too scared to see his dead face
this was about over 20 years ago, maybe almost 25 years ago. but i still remember it pretty well

>>936179385
You basterd biatch!

You really think movies would do that?
Just go on The Big Screen and tell lies?

>>936179408
its pp stroking time so clothes are off

>>936179402
You don't "think" you had a jumper, then. You know you had one

>>936179464
I was going to argue against that but fuck it. Prime pp stroking time it is...

>>936179202
>>936179551
top cutie <3

>>936179565
why against it?

oh thank god, bout fucking time

>>936179637
Because of this
>points everywhere around

>>936179525
i never said i thought i had a jumper
it was supposed to be the next paragraph, not the same sentence

>>936179729
I see

>>936179637
>>936179637
>why against it?

>>936179726
that is a good point

trump replaced the hillary clinton pic with a pic of himself
but, this was supposed to be the gallery of first ladies. so basically trump is calling himself the first lady

>>936179622
>top cutie <3

>>936174656 (OP)
bump

>>936179565
>I was going to argue against that but fuck it. Prime pp stroking time it is...

>>936174656 (OP)
fuck off

>>936179525
>You don't "think" you had a jumper, then. You know you had one

>>936174656 (OP)
chainmail AC -3

>>936179464
>its pp stroking time so clothes are off

>>936179778
>I see

>>936175927
how about the early ones

>>936179834
>that is a good point

>>936179858
>trump replaced the hillary clinton pic with a pic of himself
>but, this was supposed to be the gallery of first ladies. so basically trump is calling himself the first lady

nothing triggers bd like seeing two people having a good time and being reminded what a wretch he is

>>936179858
Trump and Beady have a lot in common. They're both narcissistic nitwits who have the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old girl and shit taste in women.

>>936180016
beady doesn't have the balls to bomb Iran tho

>>936179924
classic

>>936180075
Neither did Trump. Oh, you bought that dog and pony show?

>>936180075
tbf no one can know how anyone would govern until we actually see them in office

>>936180136
beady would order Emma Roberts pics dropped on Tehran

large penises

>>936176622
tear down that apron

>>936180155
>prime minister bd getting anally gaped by the other G8 leaders
yeah i think we can make some reasonable inferrences

>>936180155
i assume the answer is poorly, almost always poorly.

>>936180174
it worked during the hijab riots a few years ago.

>>936180230
that is a predator.

>>936180238
>sir another Emma has hit the Mosque of Al-Saium

>>936180259
hmm

>>936180309
Landlords don't deserve human rights. I would gleefully watch them killed in a Running Man type situation.

Fat nigger troy

>>936180348
i confused Running Man with Burning Man for a second there

>>936180267
>sir
ohh so fancy, is my train ready?

>>936180369
I'd be down for raving while a bunch of landlords are locked in a wicker man and burned.

>>936180400
denied. not carbon-neutral.

>>936180309
Cummo got cheated, /pol/ack containment is not just for hygiene.

don't blame me, i voted for Brad Lander

>>936180432
Good point. Better throw some billionaires in there too.

>>936180433
oh no not Cummo!

anal fissure

>>936180348
i have to agree after what i've been through
my landlord renovicted me and my family
basically ruined our lives forever

Being a landlord in Canada is like winning the lottery for life. It's just free government-backed guaranteed profit.

NYC uses rank choice voting. One smart thing they did so Crazy McSocialist won't "win" the election with 16% of the vote

they're all rank choices

ayyy

>>936181088
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>>936181088

>>936181093
already terrible

>>936180177
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>>936179385
Not a celeb
>>936179458
Pedophile

>>936176675
I remember her. She's the wife from Tenet.

>>936183184
the worst part of the day is over