I’ll post them below and I encourage you to add to the list, I’d be interested to know what phrases work for you in situations with which I have less experience.

Interaction with a service employee when buying goods:
>”Have yall been especially busy today?”
>yes/no
>”Oh well, makes the time go all the faster.”

When presented with more than 5 options of a similar good :
>”Whats a (category name) that no one nobody chooses that YOU think should be chosen more often?”
>gives suggestion
>”I think you’re right, that’s exactly what I’d like please.”

When whining about your shitty autistic life:
>You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

when seeing Sophias Lillis pics:
>I want to fuck Sophia Lillis

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emaquiie

>>936181785
way to wordy for me because i mumble

head nods are luke warm fully raised hand over head overjoyed hello, i do not get it, but being too excited is not something that depressed people like; it is a nice filter. after the greetings i can talk anyway i want because the people who are going to talk shit already can mostly about how happy i am and the people who want to talk to me will.

I'm into this thread but I don't think I'm looking at it conversationally.

>>936181531 (OP)
I'm not really sure what "Autism shortcuts" are, but my girlfriend who doesnt speak as much English was confused by the phrase "what's up?", and the answer is either "nothing much", or if something is "up" (I.e. you're doing something of interest), you tell them that. "I'm ordering dinner", " not much, cleaning the kitchen", "I'm milking my cock". That middle one is a combination of the two, not much of interest, but you still tell the person what you're doing.