>>936184471how do you use this tool?
roll!
answer me rooollllll!
i'm asking you to use it! rooollllll!
*picrel is how you would use it when a woman asks this*
dubs ill get my dick sucked
>>936187430roooollll daaaaa!!!11111111!!11
i'm sure most people here already know what i was gonna say, but i'm not the biggest fan of the fact that the switch pro controller has no shoulder buttons.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>936183507 (OP)i wish i had a female for a cum kiss , keep my jellie rolling
>>936183507 (OP)should i hire a prostitute and have her do that to me?
>>936183890i'm really gonna do it this time
>>936191403If you can do it, so can i
>>936183890Roll it, baby. lets have a snack
>>936183507 (OP)They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA
>>936198987roll for this and all of em