Thread 936186744

I want a girlfriend. But how can I get a gf when I don't shower, shave, cut my hair? I'm basically a hobo with a house.

The loneliness is making me insane

Shower, shave, cut your hair, faggot.

>>936187204
Will that /b/ enough???

>>936187204
I forgot to mention that I don't have a job and that I barely leave the house

>>936186744 (OP)
>>936187204
>>936187224
hey chat what hairstyle is popular these days? I'm not getting a broccoli hairstyle just to impress women.....

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>936187245
bald is high t.
try to show off a tasteful norwood at least.

>>936187237
where are you living then.

you need to get a job anon. before you focus on getting a girlfriend you need to get yourself established

>>936187313
On God

>>936186744 (OP)
- do those things
- on average the women you meet will be closer to you but with a vagina than they are to a kardashians lifestyle

You've got a house. That's enough if you're cool with having a pothead crash and smoke up the place.
I agree there's things about yourself you could work on, but waiting for it can literally take forever cause it'll never end, and what matters more is the now tbh. The other people will be insecure works in progress also, anyway.

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyzeth

>>936186744 (OP)
Oh so what you're better than me because you have a house?

>>936187343
shampoo doesn't make you stink; being a homeless, stinking vagabond does

>>936186744 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>936186744 (OP)
Take a shower and get a haircut and go find your love. You deserve it.

>>936186744 (OP)
Stop taking drugs.
Get a job.

Fucking retard.

>>936187343
nah actually, On Satan