New celeb thread old one hit image limit.
I love you lily collins. please forgive me.
Keep your filth out of my AI threads.
>>936188776 (OP)Sometimes I wonder how he does it. You know getting impregnated with arnold sharzenegger.
Seriuosly if someone asked me if the peak of comedy was danny davito crawling out of a couch naked I'd have considered violence.
>>936191655I liked always sunny despite Danny and not because of him
>>936191831I mean that's on you dude. Fucking he's trying to push a person off a fucking building with a 2 x4 fucking gets me every time.
>>936191935You're just a sad social outcast.
>>936191935Honestly I never watcheded the show until some girl in a dating profile spedified like you watch re-runs of this. I'm prertty sure it's one of those bot things where like she' was never doen to fuck and trying to maniupulate me to watch this.
>>936192064what the fuck am I reading
i pretend to be left leaning but lean center right
I am not a fan of 4th wall breaks. They should be used as sparingly as possible. I don't want to be reminded that I'm watching a movie. The whole point is the suspension of disbelief.
>>936192439just like the new york times
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>>936192484itโs so fucking crazy that these people say shit like this after electing jeffrey epsteinโs best friend to the presidency. TWICE.
and i think to myself
what a wonderful thread
You can always count on GOP presidents to start wars and crash the economy.
Alison Brie's _____ _______.
Jacobtard's smelly ass plug.
>>936188776 (OP)They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA
I used to love Britney and nudity from old movies. What happened to me?
Discord gay roleplay with obese autistic men? Little boys? Stalking? Never leaving this chair? Where did it all go wrong?
>>936193226I think it's common for guys with deformities to become degenerates.
>>936193226You let your mind fester instead of ending yourself j-tard
don't mind me, im being a faggot and posting this so i can save it on my phone
>>936193076Sexy as fuuugggg
>>936193128Thank you
>>936193224They are perfect
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Iโm gonna be eating Duaโs ass for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>936193787Chicken tendies and Coco Puffs are not her ass.
I have regained control of the DILF threads.
J-Tard has a monster BWC.
Half of that is true.
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>>936194548He who fights with deformed penises should see to it that he himself does not become a deformed penis.
>>936194636Best pop babe <3
>>936194791Cum covered bush
>>936188776 (OP)Is that you Andy?
>>936195107No, that's my dad.
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After all that hurtful, accurate mockery, I thought log-posting would give me some semblance of control. It's not working. I'm so helpless. Why can't I just be normal?
>>936195273nice necklace
>>936195310without BD here, without Troy here, without Jacob here, you took the time to write that drivel. why
I'm more like Jimmy Saville than Jim from The Office
>>936195429You are a fart in the wind.
>>936195387lmao that show is great. dwight is always acting goofy and jim will be like "uhhh, get a load of this guy!" and look right into the camera hahaha
well meme'd my friend
>>936195429lets cover her in cum
I'm fucking suffocating myself
My phimosis is suffocating my penis
>>936195481Were they cringe yesterday? Yes. Was that more /cel/ than any of this shit? Yes.
>>936195452I would be careful. Being here might risk your probation
>>936195606lets cover her feet in cum
You're not alone with the Holy Spirit, Wultuh.
>>936195566Joey posting? Cool
>>936195661You forgot the main one. If you're going to fill your plate, finish your plate
>>936195676Half the anons here like that. Might want to tell that to ChatGPT when you ask it to write the next one too
>>936195429who tf is jacob??
>>936195875J-Tard/Fart/Slug/Fungus. He refers to himself as Jacob.
>>936195820Utterly based J-Worm
I'll have to check back and see if the peanut gallery actually notices him when he does pop in from Devil knows where. Assuming the main one isn't back in jail
>>936196130Fucking brutal
>>936196206nice necklace
Phimus loves the little children
>>936196224she should've showed tiddy in the shogun show
why does he do this to us?
Seeing a tnig freakout over this new batch of posters would be pretty funny. Hope he's in a nice psychiatric ward now.
>>936196419She does always have those, to our benefit
>>936196422I thought she did it was just super dark.
>>936196752Distracting dots
Look at me now, exhibiting the same exact behavior as BD
Except he has the courage to show himself
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>>936195820love my jewey joey
jacobtard loves a little jewish girl
>>936197081Need more mmmmmm to complete it
>>936197002cute
>>936197082Another great choice
>>936196820right i don't count that, and she was in some jap movie i think with one titty visible from far away but that's not enough
>>936197224>>936197130And her willingness to show off
>>936197308>>936197382interesting hair color
jacobtard loves a little jewish girl
>>936197485Now it's a party
>>936197722Understandable
>>936197854she makes it easy
>>936198272you'd think they'd be able to work out a way to cover the nudes.
>>936197928Look, it's the Homo
You need to FAP for Babs
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>>936196456>tnigHe is the only celeb poster who Iโve ever been concerned for his mental stability. It seemed like he wasnโt really in control of his actions.
>>936197755>wrinklesdamn bitch iron your shirt
>>936198685Show me how - You First
>>936198762>>936198662Not a celeb, fuck off forever newfag
>>936199676Everyone hates you btw
>>936200151excellent melons
What's the most dogshit fanbase?
>>936200513The one that created this thread and kept it going
>>936200513Harry Potter types
>>936200882I will end your whole bloodline.
How much longer can I keep doing this?
I fell asleep halfway through the movie yesterday. I'll continue after I make some pasta for dinner
Why won't I get help? Why won't I help myself change?
Is it narcissism? No. No, I refuse to accept that.
Little kids? What happened to me?
My minions have swarmed me.
>>936201336nobody cares namefag
>>936201237No one's coming to your 2027 funeral, J-Tard
you think it'll be that long?
it will be a winter death
>>936201194boo hoo faggot
I do not look forward to another christmas
I have the worst fucking taste in music
>>936202112makes me so goddamn hard. completely unavailable in every way
>>936202294list 5 favorite albums
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
/cel/ has fallen.
... and that's a good thing.
My blood pressure won't fall
>>936202720Not a celeb, pedophile
>>936202720hurry up and emma spam
The phimosis burns like fuck actually
Barely a celeb!
Celeb status everyone
>>936203079a worthy addition the the /cel/ firmament
Actually on one of my daily 6+ hour walks.
>>936203079Oh who is you?
>>936203114I wuw this Kikpka's gentle breast swells.
thread immediately went to shit
I could have made something of my life
>>936203325immediately?!? It wasn't shit an hour ago?
Sometimes I can smell my own breath
>>936203207I think deep in your lizard brain, you know who I am.
And why is it never HOW is you
>>936203433Ah, so you're a retarded loser.
>>936203433I'm too afraid to admit what you are. ( ; ๏พะ๏พ)
>>936203277her breasts are quite enchanting
how long will he talk to himself until he decides he's mad and spams roberts for 3 threads?
>>936202142>>936202320insane thick pale thighs
i had a dream about florence the other night
he's poking the spam beast, a biblical rain of tiny emmas will occur
>>936203480Go off anon, this is a safe space
>>936203517Soft gentle palpables little marshmallow squeakers I love them so much
>>936203658none of my business anyway i'm leaving in 20
J-Tard is so greedy for Beady
>>936203669They call you... the Boogieman... ( ๏พฮต๏พ;)
Or was it Boobieman...?
I feel like there is a big difference between the two lol
I gotta keep walkin, have fun and enjoy Kiernan's sqeakers lol
IT'S BEADY VS JACOBTARD IN A CAGE OF THEIR OWN MAKING
>>936203625Wanna spank her so much, and those things are so good
>>936203645was she taking it up the ass in the dream?
>>936203669so supple, and squeezable
Soft, yielding, delicat and pliant, tender beneath the slightest pressure of a sinful touch, easy to give in Kishpka's warm creme brulee breasts
>>936204106Stir sometimg primal in you oh god
>>936204211A nice, big, fat, soft shit.
>>936204168so poetic
>>936204211Kiki and McKenna have a similar look, both so supple
Beady and Troinkers hangin' out in J-Fart's room, eating eggs and watching a cam rip of 28 Years Later
>>936204540Troy farting constantly as BD dry jerks like a rabid chimp
kill yourself with a hammer
>>936204451I definitely can see the resemblance, sometimes, not always but it's there
>>936204642J-Fart lifting his withered leg to try and sexually excite the other two by revealing his ass plug
>>936204703But it drops out of his loose asshole as liquid shit spills all over his already soiled mattress
>>936204795He panics and tries to scoop the shit back in with his hands, and his wig falls off
>>936204168What the fuck did I just read?
Don't look at the weirdos Kika, look away
>>936204888My post, people say it was poetic
>>936204877Right into the shit before he starts screeching and hyperventilating because he'll have to rinse it in the sink for hours
I'm a poet and I didn't know it
>>936204671it's partly the eyebrows
>>936204981Then BD cums into the soaking puddle of shit before Troy laps it up like a mentally disabled dog
The End
I masturbated to that btw
Or I would have, if my penis was normal
I did what I call masturbating at least
the phimopus must surely be oozing
There's cyst juice everywhere
There's an ambulance outside
My neighbor thinks I'm dead again
>>936205021Definitely partly the eyebrows, they both have them and both very easy on the eyes
>>936205570I meant the contrast, dark eyebrows blond hair. something about that look gets me every time
>>936205703A stark harmonious contrast, contested only by the perfect swell of the breasts
It is Jessica Biel in a white tanktop time!
>>936206073oh the swell, that surge of pillowy flesh
>>936206379>>936206484So freaking hot. Biel in this movie is what a real 10 out of 10 looks like
>>936204052no she was putting on a bikini and telling me to leave my gf
>>936204017spank that fat ass til its red
>>936206883think she can pole dance?
This movie could be 1 and a half hours of Jessica Biel walking and it would be a mastepiece
>>936207109like.. command an LWC? I think so
>>936207150no nigga i mean swing her semi nude body around a stainless steel pole for our entertainment
>>936207480You don't say??
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Those scratching nails on the wall gave me goosebumps
>>936207727Still the best
>>936207948forever my queen
I have to say, she handled seeing that dude murder a chick while wearing her boyfriend's face as a mask way too well
It was only the shadows drawn to your need
no one eats ass in a heatwave
>>936209290It's going to get to 40 degrees this week for fuck's sake
>>936209290would eat kiki's ass whenever
>>936209409that's just so unnecessary, I couldn't survive that.
>>936209456there are always exceptions
To be fair, even if it didn't have an ultra sexy Biel, this remake is good
I hate grown ass men who decide to get into horror because it's popular right now. Worse than the no personality sheeple who did it with Marvel.
>>936210041Troy loves The Beatles now and that is so fucking cool
>right now
Bitch, I watched The Exorcist when I was 11 and I've been watching horror films ever since
>>936210094Stop pissing in your 'Thanos Was Right' mug.
Next up, The Beginning
I don't think I've watched this one before
>>936210135Stop cumming on your Thor t-shirt.
DDiora Baird and Jordana Brewster, there is some strong potential there