Thread 936188776

New celeb thread old one hit image limit.

I love you lily collins. please forgive me.

Keep your filth out of my AI threads.

>>936188776 (OP)
Sometimes I wonder how he does it. You know getting impregnated with arnold sharzenegger.

Seriuosly if someone asked me if the peak of comedy was danny davito crawling out of a couch naked I'd have considered violence.

>>936191655
I liked always sunny despite Danny and not because of him

>>936191831
I mean that's on you dude. Fucking he's trying to push a person off a fucking building with a 2 x4 fucking gets me every time.

>>936191918
Eh

>>936191935
You're just a sad social outcast.

>>936191935
Honestly I never watcheded the show until some girl in a dating profile spedified like you watch re-runs of this. I'm prertty sure it's one of those bot things where like she' was never doen to fuck and trying to maniupulate me to watch this.

>>936192064
what the fuck am I reading

>>936192017
Mirror mirror

i pretend to be left leaning but lean center right

I am not a fan of 4th wall breaks. They should be used as sparingly as possible. I don't want to be reminded that I'm watching a movie. The whole point is the suspension of disbelief.

>>936192439
just like the new york times

>>936192449
Didn't ask

>>936192469
I'm so alone

>>936192484
it’s so fucking crazy that these people say shit like this after electing jeffrey epstein’s best friend to the presidency. TWICE.

and i think to myself
what a wonderful thread

Celebrities

You can always count on GOP presidents to start wars and crash the economy.

lol check this nude OP

Alison Brie's _____ _______.

Jacobtard's smelly ass plug.

>>936188776 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

britney posting is based

>>936192729
Blue eyes

I used to love Britney and nudity from old movies. What happened to me?

>>936193103
Based

guys I broke my dildo

Discord gay roleplay with obese autistic men? Little boys? Stalking? Never leaving this chair? Where did it all go wrong?

>>936193226
I think it's common for guys with deformities to become degenerates.

>>936193226
You let your mind fester instead of ending yourself j-tard

don't mind me, im being a faggot and posting this so i can save it on my phone

>>936193076
Sexy as fuuugggg

>>936193224
WOWZAA

>>936193128
Thank you
>>936193224
They are perfect

I’m gonna be eating Dua’s ass for breakfast lunch and dinner

>>936193787
Chicken tendies and Coco Puffs are not her ass.

corly's status=REKT

I have regained control of the DILF threads.

thank god, I was worried

J-Tard has a monster BWC.
Half of that is true.

>>936194548
He who fights with deformed penises should see to it that he himself does not become a deformed penis.

>>936194636
Best pop babe <3

>>936194791
Cum covered bush

>>936194809
is it ginger?

>>936188776 (OP)
Is that you Andy?

>>936194973
Apparently

>>936195107
No, that's my dad.

After all that hurtful, accurate mockery, I thought log-posting would give me some semblance of control. It's not working. I'm so helpless. Why can't I just be normal?

>>936195273
nice necklace
>>936195310
without BD here, without Troy here, without Jacob here, you took the time to write that drivel. why

I'm more like Jimmy Saville than Jim from The Office

>>936195429
You are a fart in the wind.

>>936195387
lmao that show is great. dwight is always acting goofy and jim will be like "uhhh, get a load of this guy!" and look right into the camera hahaha

well meme'd my friend

>>936195429
lets cover her in cum

I'm fucking suffocating myself

My phimosis is suffocating my penis

I'm so alone

>>936195481
Were they cringe yesterday? Yes. Was that more /cel/ than any of this shit? Yes.
>>936195452
I would be careful. Being here might risk your probation

I'm so alone

>>936195606
lets cover her feet in cum

>>936195606
Probe my ass

You're not alone with the Holy Spirit, Wultuh.

>>936195566
Joey posting? Cool
>>936195661
You forgot the main one. If you're going to fill your plate, finish your plate
>>936195676
Half the anons here like that. Might want to tell that to ChatGPT when you ask it to write the next one too

>>936195429
who tf is jacob??

>>936195814
bwc

>>936195875
J-Tard/Fart/Slug/Fungus. He refers to himself as Jacob.

>>936195820
Utterly based J-Worm

>>936195820
thanks jacob

I'll have to check back and see if the peanut gallery actually notices him when he does pop in from Devil knows where. Assuming the main one isn't back in jail
>>936196130
Fucking brutal
>>936196206
nice necklace

Phimus loves the little children

that's muh stank

Where did I go so wrong?

They found me

>>936196250
nice tits

>>936196364
Godspeed

>>936196224
she should've showed tiddy in the shogun show

why does he do this to us?

Seeing a tnig freakout over this new batch of posters would be pretty funny. Hope he's in a nice psychiatric ward now.
>>936196419
She does always have those, to our benefit

I'm so sorry, mother

>>936196573
A classic

>>936196422
I thought she did it was just super dark.

>>936196752
Distracting dots

Look at me now, exhibiting the same exact behavior as BD

Except he has the courage to show himself

Regime change

>>936195820
love my jewey joey

jacobtard loves a little jewish girl

>>936197081
Need more mmmmmm to complete it
>>936197002
cute
>>936197082
Another great choice

>>936196820
right i don't count that, and she was in some jap movie i think with one titty visible from far away but that's not enough

>>936197130
>>936197169

>>936197224
>>936197130
And her willingness to show off

>>936197130
>>936197224

>>936197297
>>936197308

>>936197308
>>936197382
interesting hair color

jacobtard loves a little jewish girl

>>936197413
>>936197382
>>936197308
>>936197224
>>936197297
Not celebs

>>936197485
Now it's a party

>>936197193
>>936197169
>>936197130
>>936197082
>>936197002
Not celebs

>>936196825
>>936196820
>>936196752
>>936196627
>>936196573
Not celebs

>>936196456
>>936196419
>>936196250
>>936196206
>>936196224
Not celebs

jerking for jewess

>>936197647
>>936197664
>>936197683

>>936197608
Predictable

>>936197722
Understandable

>>936197722
always

>>936197854
>>936197823
>>936197755
>>936197722
Not a celeb faggot

>>936197854
she makes it easy

MMMMMMMMMM MAKE ME EDGE

>>936198272
Not a celeb

>>936198272
you'd think they'd be able to work out a way to cover the nudes.

>>936197928
Look, it's the Homo
You need to FAP for Babs

>>936198662
kill yourself

>>936196456
>tnig
He is the only celeb poster who I’ve ever been concerned for his mental stability. It seemed like he wasn’t really in control of his actions.

>>936197755
>wrinkles
damn bitch iron your shirt

>>936198685
Show me how - You First

>>936198713
FUCK

diabetes penis

>>936198762
>>936198662
Not a celeb, fuck off forever newfag

>>936199676
kill yourself

>>936199676
Everyone hates you btw

>>936200151
excellent melons

>>936200151
Not a celeb

What's the most dogshit fanbase?

>>936200433
real thread

>>936200513
The one that created this thread and kept it going

>>936200575
fugg

>>936200513
Harry Potter types

women are so pretty

>>936200513
Wrestling

>>936200849
yes

>>936200882
I will end your whole bloodline.

>>936200627
Yep

>>936200424
>>936200575
post her fat ass

How much longer can I keep doing this?

I fell asleep halfway through the movie yesterday. I'll continue after I make some pasta for dinner

Why won't I get help? Why won't I help myself change?

>>936200921
>>936200575
Not celebs

>>936201028
didn't ask

Is it narcissism? No. No, I refuse to accept that.

>>936201144
Moron

lol

Little kids? What happened to me?

>>936201237
Pedo

My minions have swarmed me.

>>936201336
nobody cares namefag

>>936201237
No one's coming to your 2027 funeral, J-Tard

you think it'll be that long?

>>936201379
Optimistic

it will be a winter death

>>936201194
boo hoo faggot

lol

what's a plemis?

>>936200953
>>936201072

I'm so alone

I do not look forward to another christmas

I have the worst fucking taste in music

>>936202112
makes me so goddamn hard. completely unavailable in every way

>>936202294
list 5 favorite albums

>>936202294
Heavy metal?

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

>>936202294
weeb shite?

/cel/ has fallen.

... and that's a good thing.

My blood pressure won't fall

No one will remember me

>>936202720
Not a celeb, pedophile

>>936202720
hurry up and emma spam

The phimosis burns like fuck actually

I'm so alone

Barely a celeb!

Celeb status everyone

>>936203079
a worthy addition the the /cel/ firmament

>>936203142
>>936203114
>>936203079
>>936203180
Not a celeb

Actually on one of my daily 6+ hour walks.

>>936203079
Oh who is you?

>>936203114
I wuw this Kikpka's gentle breast swells.

thread immediately went to shit

I could have made something of my life

>>936203325
immediately?!? It wasn't shit an hour ago?

Sometimes I can smell my own breath

>>936203207
I think deep in your lizard brain, you know who I am.

And why is it never HOW is you

I'm so alone

>>936203433
Ah, so you're a retarded loser.

>>936203433
I'm too afraid to admit what you are. ( ; ﾟДﾟ)

>>936203277
her breasts are quite enchanting

how long will he talk to himself until he decides he's mad and spams roberts for 3 threads?

>>936203517
>>936203480
>>936203433
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>>936203277
Not celebs

>>936202142
>>936202320
insane thick pale thighs

i had a dream about florence the other night

he's poking the spam beast, a biblical rain of tiny emmas will occur

>>936203480
Go off anon, this is a safe space

>>936203517
Soft gentle palpables little marshmallow squeakers I love them so much

>>936203658
none of my business anyway i'm leaving in 20

J-Tard is so greedy for Beady

A CAGE MATCH

>>936203669
They call you... the Boogieman... ( ﾟεﾟ;)

Or was it Boobieman...?

I feel like there is a big difference between the two lol

I gotta keep walkin, have fun and enjoy Kiernan's sqeakers lol

IT'S BEADY VS JACOBTARD IN A CAGE OF THEIR OWN MAKING

>>936203625
Wanna spank her so much, and those things are so good

>>936203645
was she taking it up the ass in the dream?

>>936203196
Fat bitch

>>936203669
so supple, and squeezable

Soft, yielding, delicat and pliant, tender beneath the slightest pressure of a sinful touch, easy to give in Kishpka's warm creme brulee breasts

>>936204106
Stir sometimg primal in you oh god

not a celeb

>>936204211
A nice, big, fat, soft shit.

>>936204262
mmmmmm

>>936204168
so poetic
>>936204211
Kiki and McKenna have a similar look, both so supple

Beady and Troinkers hangin' out in J-Fart's room, eating eggs and watching a cam rip of 28 Years Later

any celebrity gossip

>>936204540
Troy farting constantly as BD dry jerks like a rabid chimp

kill yourself with a hammer

>>936204451
I definitely can see the resemblance, sometimes, not always but it's there

>>936204642
J-Fart lifting his withered leg to try and sexually excite the other two by revealing his ass plug

>>936204703
But it drops out of his loose asshole as liquid shit spills all over his already soiled mattress

>>936204795
He panics and tries to scoop the shit back in with his hands, and his wig falls off

>>936204168
What the fuck did I just read?

Don't look at the weirdos Kika, look away

>>936204888
My post, people say it was poetic

beadys drunk

>>936204877
Right into the shit before he starts screeching and hyperventilating because he'll have to rinse it in the sink for hours

I'm a poet and I didn't know it

>>936204671
it's partly the eyebrows

>>936204981
Then BD cums into the soaking puddle of shit before Troy laps it up like a mentally disabled dog

The End

I masturbated to that btw

Or I would have, if my penis was normal

I did what I call masturbating at least

the phimopus must surely be oozing

There's cyst juice everywhere

There's an ambulance outside

My neighbor thinks I'm dead again

>>936205021
Definitely partly the eyebrows, they both have them and both very easy on the eyes

>>936205570
I meant the contrast, dark eyebrows blond hair. something about that look gets me every time

>>936205703
A stark harmonious contrast, contested only by the perfect swell of the breasts

>>936206073
>>936205703

It is Jessica Biel in a white tanktop time!

>>936206232
>>936206240
Shut up

Sweeeet home Alabama!

>>936206073
oh the swell, that surge of pillowy flesh

>>936206240
>>936206379

>>936206379
>>936206484
So freaking hot. Biel in this movie is what a real 10 out of 10 looks like

>>936204052
no she was putting on a bikini and telling me to leave my gf

>>936204017
spank that fat ass til its red

Fat nigger troy

What a cute opposum

>>936206883
think she can pole dance?

This movie could be 1 and a half hours of Jessica Biel walking and it would be a mastepiece

>>936207109
like.. command an LWC? I think so

>>936207150
no nigga i mean swing her semi nude body around a stainless steel pole for our entertainment

>>936207480
You don't say??

>>936207515
oh i do say

Those scratching nails on the wall gave me goosebumps

>>936207727
Still the best

>>936207948
forever my queen

shit thread

I have to say, she handled seeing that dude murder a chick while wearing her boyfriend's face as a mask way too well

It was only the shadows drawn to your need

no one eats ass in a heatwave

mmmm McKee Gee

>>936209290
It's going to get to 40 degrees this week for fuck's sake

>>936209290
would eat kiki's ass whenever

>>936209409
that's just so unnecessary, I couldn't survive that.
>>936209456
there are always exceptions

WET BOYNCY TITS

To be fair, even if it didn't have an ultra sexy Biel, this remake is good

I hate grown ass men who decide to get into horror because it's popular right now. Worse than the no personality sheeple who did it with Marvel.

>>936210041
Troy loves The Beatles now and that is so fucking cool

>right now
Bitch, I watched The Exorcist when I was 11 and I've been watching horror films ever since

>>936210094
Stop pissing in your 'Thanos Was Right' mug.

Next up, The Beginning
I don't think I've watched this one before

lol

>>936210135
Stop cumming on your Thor t-shirt.

DDiora Baird and Jordana Brewster, there is some strong potential there