>into gematria

>into numerology

>into anagrams

>into vortex math

YNGMI into Christ's Kingdom.

i have no interest in Rabbi Jeshua's "kingdom"

>>936189723
Christ's kingdom is Heaven, and he was God in the flesh, not a rabbi.

>>936189767
No he was a Jew and his mother was a whore who slept with Romans

>>936189665 (OP)
>>936189767
hewwo x3

>>936189790
Oh my fuck, it's you again.
>>936189784
Christ had no race. He was God. And his mother was inseminated by God the Father.

>>936189784
Mary was also celibate. Additionally, she was the purest woman on Earth -- at a young age, she had more love for God than all of the angels and saints combined.

>>936189797
it is always me, mortal. JOIN THE HELLS BELOW. WE HAVE FEMBOY ANTHROS OwU

>>936189815
>celibate
that's a weird way to spell prostitute

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>936189825
Dafuck? How did you roll an [s4s] fortune in /b/?

>>936189819
I am a man of God, and I will never go anywhere near demons.

>>936189835
/b/ had it first retard.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>936189846
ol' beardo never liked it when i tried to turn his enforcers into prostitutes x3

>>936189877
...wut?
>>936189850
Oh.

>>936189846
ur bustyboy thread on /bant/ says otherwise bud

>>936189967
Have a helping of "shut the fuck up".

>>936189967
Also, what thread? Mind giving a link, moron?

>>936189998
sure fake christian
>>>/bant/22852950

>>936190015
OWO YES. I'M PROUD OF SALMON SPIT NOW. COME BACK HOME, BROTHER

>>936189977
>Colossians 3:8 | But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

>>936190015
A) That's not a thread that exists

B) You're an absolute shitmuffin for thinking you're slick

C) Making things up about righteous men is a mortal sin

D) REPENT

E) Christ is King.
>>936189819
Also, that image is fucking unbelievably gay. I kinda wanna play a guessing game where we guess the amount of times your parents have threatened to kick you out of the basement for being such a fucking genetic dead end. Alternatively, we could play a game where we estimate the amount of degenerate porn you have on your PC in units of TB.
>>936190031
So is this one.

Anyways, repent.

>>936189825

Mary is described in the Bible as being completely celibate up until God inseminated her to create Christ.

>>936189815
Which is backed up by this. A God-loving woman would never whore herself out, especially not to people who believe in literal demons (e.g. pagan Roman soldiers like many myths about the birth of our Lord and Savior say). In other words, repent, smoothbrain.

>>936189665 (OP)
And, these divine rites are most important for salvation. It shows you have a deep understanding of God, His will, and His plan. I'm tired of seeing heretics say otherwise.

>>936190031
Fuck you. That's not a thread I made.

>>936190054
Scripture also says righteous anger aimed at unrepentant sinners is approved by God.

>>936190105
scripture says you gotta die you'd probably obey like a mindless oaf lmao

>>936190105
>Ephesians 4:29 | Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
There's nothing righteous about this larp of yours. Also:
>pride

>>936190251
How is it a larp?

>>936190260
you're probably that furfag sinner pretending to be me

>>936190277
You are a nigger, and you will die in your sin.

>>936190260
By reading the thread.
One sentence you're like >f you
Then it's like "Christ is king. Repent".
Nothing but a troll job.

>>936190288
repent, you wretched beast.

>>936190296
Satanists aren't sending their best. Christians are allowed to swear.

>>936190311
look at this demon trying to encourage people to sin. it's pathetic.

>>936190324
You're the fucking muzzrat impersonating me.

>>936190339
i know you are but what am i?

>>936190311
>ignoring God's word
You're the satanist. You're probably just some fedora trying to make Christians look bad.

>>936189665 (OP)

what has seven letters and a cabalistic value of 72?

>>936190362
I've been a Roman Catholic the entire 25 years I've lived, and I've done work to expand Christ's kingdom on Earth, including converting pagans and gaytheists to the TRUE faith. Anyways, repent.

>>936190362
look at the obvious signs of him being the anthro demon guy. he capitalized satanists. almost like he secretly praises them.

>>936189815

>>936190391
You will go to Hell for mocking Our Lady.

>>936190398
>capital h in hell
it's over demon, reveal your true name. we're not buying your cheap larp attempts anymore

>>936190382
>it doesn't matter that I'm going against God's Word by swearing, i made up for it up by "preaching" on 4chan

>>936190423
My name is fucking Simon Salva, cuntsicle. Look up my Facebook profile, I've used a pic from there on here, picrel:

Check archived.moe. I'm not fucking lying.

>>936190445
I use my REAL NAME on here, I'm not a PUSSY like you gaytheists and demon worshippers.

>>936190445
damn you look fuckable :3

>>936190459
How about you, literally and metaphorically, go fuck yourself? The former is the only sex you'll ever get, faggot demon venerator.

>>936190472
how bout you help me repent using that big chirstian dick of yours you stud? fuck the hell out of me ;3

>>936190472
>vulgar language
>wrath
Just log off and calm down.

>>936190499
I'm allowed to be wrathful towards Christ-deniers like fagans and gaytheists.

>>936190487
Euck. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>936190518
i love it when you talk dirty to me, stud~
>>936190523
gimme some :3

>>936190531
Gross.

>>936190576
boyfriend material, and such a baka too <3

You're giving me a fucking headache, faggot. Simmer down.

>>936189665 (OP)

>>936190597
i wish i'd simmer while hugging you in a hot tub.

>>936190601
Gaytheist. Also, don't lump in people who believe that SPIRITS LIVE UNDER ROCKS with people who believe AN ALL POWERFUL GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN 7 DAYS.

>>936190615
Why not? They're both equally stupid.

>>936190626
The idea that an omnibenevolent God created the entire world in 7 days, created all the animals according to their kind, created the world for us to cultivate, etc. and most importantly wants people to believe in Him so they can be saved........
....
...is just as dumb as believing we were created by 2 "gods" (demons) fighting and killing a snake?

>>936190638
The dumb part is believing that either of them are true. The relative stupidity of the stories themselves doesn't matter

>>936190653
The former is backed up by science. The latter by SATAN.

>>936190653
quit talking to my futute boyfriend like that apetheist or i will make your stay in hell LONGER, AND MORE PAINFUL
>>936190668
<3

>>936190668
Both are backed up entirely by fairy tales

>>>/bant/22852950
reminder that salva has a bustyboy thread on /bant/

>take a brief break

>come back to thread

>holy shit that's a lot of autism


>>936190707
Creation science journals give plenty of evidence for the former.
>>936190728
No, I don't. That thread doesn't exist.

>>936190964
hiiiii future boyfriend >.<

>>936190728
Thread doesn't fucking exist. It just goes to a 404. You're a dumbass.

>>936190978
I will never be your boyfriend, faggot.

>>936190997
yeah that's what they all say >:3

>>936191051
WALK ON HOT COALS ! ! !

>>936191079
demonskin, i don't feel the heat :3

>>936191399
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?

>>936191972
i'm your darkfallen guardian angel hot stuff <3

>>936189665 (OP)

>>936189665 (OP)
Real quick could Kratos beat Jesus in a fight?