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Simon Salva No.936189665 >>936189790 >>936190085 >>936190374 >>936190601 >>936193146 >>936193176
If you can't:
>into gematria

>into numerology

>into anagrams

>into vortex math

YNGMI into Christ's Kingdom.
Anonymous No.936189723 >>936189767
i have no interest in Rabbi Jeshua's "kingdom"
Simon Salva No.936189767 >>936189784 >>936189790
>>936189723
Christ's kingdom is Heaven, and he was God in the flesh, not a rabbi.
Anonymous No.936189784 >>936189797 >>936189815
>>936189767
No he was a Jew and his mother was a whore who slept with Romans
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936189790 >>936189797
>>936189665 (OP)
>>936189767
hewwo x3
Simon Salva No.936189797 >>936189819
>>936189790
Oh my fuck, it's you again.
>>936189784
Christ had no race. He was God. And his mother was inseminated by God the Father.
Simon Salva No.936189815 >>936189825 >>936190085 >>936190391
>>936189784
Mary was also celibate. Additionally, she was the purest woman on Earth -- at a young age, she had more love for God than all of the angels and saints combined.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936189819 >>936189846 >>936190085
>>936189797
it is always me, mortal. JOIN THE HELLS BELOW. WE HAVE FEMBOY ANTHROS OwU
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936189825 >>936189835 >>936190085
>>936189815
>celibate
that's a weird way to spell prostitute

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Simon Salva No.936189835 >>936189850
>>936189825
Dafuck? How did you roll an [s4s] fortune in /b/?
Simon Salva No.936189846 >>936189877 >>936189967
>>936189819
I am a man of God, and I will never go anywhere near demons.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936189850 >>936189956
>>936189835
/b/ had it first retard.

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936189877 >>936189956
>>936189846
ol' beardo never liked it when i tried to turn his enforcers into prostitutes x3
Simon Salva No.936189956
>>936189877
...wut?
>>936189850
Oh.
Anonymous No.936189967 >>936189977 >>936189998
>>936189846
ur bustyboy thread on /bant/ says otherwise bud
Simon Salva No.936189977 >>936190054
>>936189967
Have a helping of "shut the fuck up".
Simon Salva No.936189998 >>936190015
>>936189967
Also, what thread? Mind giving a link, moron?
Anonymous No.936190015 >>936190031 >>936190085
>>936189998
sure fake christian
>>>/bant/22852950
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190031 >>936190085 >>936190096
>>936190015
OWO YES. I'M PROUD OF SALMON SPIT NOW. COME BACK HOME, BROTHER
Anonymous No.936190054 >>936190105
>>936189977
>Colossians 3:8 | But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
Simon Salva No.936190085
>>936190015
A) That's not a thread that exists

B) You're an absolute shitmuffin for thinking you're slick

C) Making things up about righteous men is a mortal sin

D) REPENT

E) Christ is King.
>>936189819
Also, that image is fucking unbelievably gay. I kinda wanna play a guessing game where we guess the amount of times your parents have threatened to kick you out of the basement for being such a fucking genetic dead end. Alternatively, we could play a game where we estimate the amount of degenerate porn you have on your PC in units of TB.
>>936190031
So is this one.

Anyways, repent.

>>936189825

Mary is described in the Bible as being completely celibate up until God inseminated her to create Christ.

>>936189815
Which is backed up by this. A God-loving woman would never whore herself out, especially not to people who believe in literal demons (e.g. pagan Roman soldiers like many myths about the birth of our Lord and Savior say). In other words, repent, smoothbrain.

>>936189665 (OP)
And, these divine rites are most important for salvation. It shows you have a deep understanding of God, His will, and His plan. I'm tired of seeing heretics say otherwise.
Simon Salva No.936190096
>>936190031
Fuck you. That's not a thread I made.
Simon Salva No.936190105 >>936190124 >>936190251
>>936190054
Scripture also says righteous anger aimed at unrepentant sinners is approved by God.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190124
>>936190105
scripture says you gotta die you'd probably obey like a mindless oaf lmao
Anonymous No.936190251 >>936190260
>>936190105
>Ephesians 4:29 | Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
There's nothing righteous about this larp of yours. Also:
>pride
Simon Salva No.936190260 >>936190277 >>936190296
>>936190251
How is it a larp?
Simon Salva No.936190277 >>936190288
>>936190260
you're probably that furfag sinner pretending to be me
Simon Salva No.936190288 >>936190301
>>936190277
You are a nigger, and you will die in your sin.
Anonymous No.936190296 >>936190311
>>936190260
By reading the thread.
One sentence you're like >f you
Then it's like "Christ is king. Repent".
Nothing but a troll job.
Simon Salva No.936190301
>>936190288
repent, you wretched beast.
Simon Salva No.936190311 >>936190324 >>936190362
>>936190296
Satanists aren't sending their best. Christians are allowed to swear.
Simon Salva No.936190324 >>936190339
>>936190311
look at this demon trying to encourage people to sin. it's pathetic.
Simon Salva No.936190339 >>936190349
>>936190324
You're the fucking muzzrat impersonating me.
Simon Salva No.936190349
>>936190339
i know you are but what am i?
Anonymous No.936190362 >>936190382 >>936190390
>>936190311
>ignoring God's word
You're the satanist. You're probably just some fedora trying to make Christians look bad.
Anonymous No.936190374
>>936189665 (OP)

what has seven letters and a cabalistic value of 72?
Simon Salva No.936190382 >>936190428
>>936190362
I've been a Roman Catholic the entire 25 years I've lived, and I've done work to expand Christ's kingdom on Earth, including converting pagans and gaytheists to the TRUE faith. Anyways, repent.
Simon Salva No.936190390
>>936190362
look at the obvious signs of him being the anthro demon guy. he capitalized satanists. almost like he secretly praises them.
Anonymous No.936190391 >>936190398
>>936189815
Simon Salva No.936190398 >>936190423
>>936190391
You will go to Hell for mocking Our Lady.
Simon Salva No.936190423 >>936190445
>>936190398
>capital h in hell
it's over demon, reveal your true name. we're not buying your cheap larp attempts anymore
Anonymous No.936190428
>>936190382
>it doesn't matter that I'm going against God's Word by swearing, i made up for it up by "preaching" on 4chan
Simon Salva No.936190445 >>936190450 >>936190459
>>936190423
My name is fucking Simon Salva, cuntsicle. Look up my Facebook profile, I've used a pic from there on here, picrel:

Check archived.moe. I'm not fucking lying.
Simon Salva No.936190450
>>936190445
I use my REAL NAME on here, I'm not a PUSSY like you gaytheists and demon worshippers.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190459 >>936190472
>>936190445
damn you look fuckable :3
Simon Salva No.936190472 >>936190487 >>936190499
>>936190459
How about you, literally and metaphorically, go fuck yourself? The former is the only sex you'll ever get, faggot demon venerator.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190487 >>936190523
>>936190472
how bout you help me repent using that big chirstian dick of yours you stud? fuck the hell out of me ;3
Anonymous No.936190499 >>936190518
>>936190472
>vulgar language
>wrath
Just log off and calm down.
Simon Salva No.936190518 >>936190531
>>936190499
I'm allowed to be wrathful towards Christ-deniers like fagans and gaytheists.
Simon Salva No.936190523 >>936190531
>>936190487
Euck. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190531 >>936190576
>>936190518
i love it when you talk dirty to me, stud~
>>936190523
gimme some :3
Simon Salva No.936190576 >>936190585
>>936190531
Gross.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190585
>>936190576
boyfriend material, and such a baka too <3
Simon Salva No.936190597 >>936190611
You're giving me a fucking headache, faggot. Simmer down.
Anonymous No.936190601 >>936190615
>>936189665 (OP)
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190611
>>936190597
i wish i'd simmer while hugging you in a hot tub.
Simon Salva No.936190615 >>936190626
>>936190601
Gaytheist. Also, don't lump in people who believe that SPIRITS LIVE UNDER ROCKS with people who believe AN ALL POWERFUL GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN 7 DAYS.
Anonymous No.936190626 >>936190638
>>936190615
Why not? They're both equally stupid.
Simon Salva No.936190638 >>936190653
>>936190626
The idea that an omnibenevolent God created the entire world in 7 days, created all the animals according to their kind, created the world for us to cultivate, etc. and most importantly wants people to believe in Him so they can be saved........
....
...is just as dumb as believing we were created by 2 "gods" (demons) fighting and killing a snake?
Anonymous No.936190653 >>936190668 >>936190678
>>936190638
The dumb part is believing that either of them are true. The relative stupidity of the stories themselves doesn't matter
Simon Salva No.936190668 >>936190678 >>936190707
>>936190653
The former is backed up by science. The latter by SATAN.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190678
>>936190653
quit talking to my futute boyfriend like that apetheist or i will make your stay in hell LONGER, AND MORE PAINFUL
>>936190668
<3
Anonymous No.936190707 >>936190964
>>936190668
Both are backed up entirely by fairy tales
Anonymous No.936190728 >>936190964 >>936190992
>>>/bant/22852950
reminder that salva has a bustyboy thread on /bant/
Simon Salva No.936190964 >>936190978
>take a brief break

>come back to thread

>holy shit that's a lot of autism


>>936190707
Creation science journals give plenty of evidence for the former.
>>936190728
No, I don't. That thread doesn't exist.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936190978 >>936190997
>>936190964
hiiiii future boyfriend >.<
Simon Salva No.936190992
>>936190728
Thread doesn't fucking exist. It just goes to a 404. You're a dumbass.
Simon Salva No.936190997 >>936191051
>>936190978
I will never be your boyfriend, faggot.
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936191051 >>936191079
>>936190997
yeah that's what they all say >:3
Simon Salva No.936191079 >>936191399
>>936191051
WALK ON HOT COALS ! ! !
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936191399 >>936191972
>>936191079
demonskin, i don't feel the heat :3
Simon Salva No.936191972 >>936192098
>>936191399
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?
Anthro Foxy Demon UwU No.936192098
>>936191972
i'm your darkfallen guardian angel hot stuff <3
Anonymous No.936193146
>>936189665 (OP)
Anonymous No.936193176
>>936189665 (OP)
Real quick could Kratos beat Jesus in a fight?