WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS WHAT DO YOU DO /BROS

>>936202003 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>936202003 (OP)
Crave limes

>>936202003 (OP)
Make a gin and tonic

>>936202003 (OP)
Suck a huge log of shit from Andy Sixx

>>936202003 (OP)
Punish lemon whores with sex when they are trying to steal my lemons.

>>936203394
You're not as clever or original as you think

>>936202003 (OP)
Burn down your house.

>>936202003 (OP)
MAKE LEMONADE SIR

WHAT NOW?

>>936202191

>>936202003 (OP)
Life doesn't hand you anything. Retard

>>936202003 (OP)
Zest them

>>936202003 (OP)
Bang your mom in front of your father, and make you call me dad. Then shove the lemons up your ass, kick you in your tiny testicles, and walk away.

Now go be a good little piece of shit and fuck off into the toilet so you can be flushed away.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

>>936202003 (OP)

>>936202003 (OP)
Put lemons in ass.