Thread 936212612

Has anyone had experience serving weekends in jail? I'm about to do 10 weekends and I cant find any advice. Ive never been to jail before and I'm a male.

you gonna get raped

>>936212612 (OP)
You’ll be fine, Part-time.

>>936212612 (OP)
Do you want a postcard? I'll send one that says, "To my sweet darling, I miss your hard, white cock. I hope your cellmate is protecting you from all the bad boys.

Love,
Mom"

>>936212612 (OP)
From personal experience: prepare your anus..As a weekender, you will be fresh meat. Suck lots of dick to get in good with the other inmates.

>>936214422
This

>>936212612 (OP)
Its stupid, most of the people in there are in for the same reason, youre in no danger just dont be a faggot.

dont be a cunt and you won't get punched. everyone keeps to themselves but if you talk shit, you get hit and no one will save your life if it goes south. so handle your shit and be professional. no one wants to be there.

>>936214582
What if he really wants to suck dick?

>>936216124
tell anyone you want to. you wont want to after that. possibly even cant.

>>936212612 (OP)
You're a part timer. Keep to yourself, if asked any questions be honest and humble. They'll find out if you're lying and then you're fucked.

Dudes are gonna try to pump a baby in you

Rape is unavoidable. Start stretching your cheeks

>>936212612 (OP)
>advice

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

Lube your asshole because it will be used as a pussy on weekends

Try not to be such a dumb fuck

>>936212612 (OP)
Sweet, gay sex vacation every weekend!

>>936212612 (OP)
No. I’m not a nigger.

>>936216495
Please explain

/b/ro youll be find just shower often, dont run your mouth, and def dont talk about how your a /b/tard, its just jail my man, not prison, what state btw?

>>936212612 (OP)

Keep to yourself but don't show weakness. If you get challenged, man up and fight even if you get the boots taken to you. If you hide behind the hacks you'll officially be labeled a bitch.

Also, do not borrow or accept anything. Buy your own shit. You accept a honey bun from a guy who you think is being nice next weekend he wants that honey bun repaid plus five more as interest or he's taking that ass.

>>936217854
ya this

youll sleep on a cot in the gym with the rest of the drunk drivers. get up early and pick up trash somewhere. just realize how much you are inconveniencing the people who drop you off and pick you up at the jail. you owe them. stop drinking asshole. and pay your child support on time

>>936212612 (OP)
Me nephew did time that way.
He said it was generally pretty chill, but there was a weird vibe around getting bunks. He basically picked a fight with the biggest black dude over a bunk, but played his cards right and they became friends.

Oh yeah, he has a size 12 poop chute now

>>936214422
telling OP to prepare his anus is like telling a man to prepare for his wife to start arguments about nothing

>>936212612 (OP)
Lmao. County jail? Better get used to shitting and pissing in front of dozens of people.