I think I saw a spider.

>>936219865 (OP)
Show me your butthole

>>936219865 (OP)
i put it in the blender for you

>>936219865 (OP)
THIS PICTURUEJEVANAHAK

>>936219976
He's a miner

>>936219865 (OP)
I saw one too. So I vacuumed it up. At least I think I did. If it got away, and it might have, it's gunna be real pissed at me. I'm afraid to go to sleep...

>>936219865 (OP)
i pick up most spiders
even the ones that are too dangerous to handle bare handed i transfer outside by other means
such as glass and paper or other container

>>936221179
based spiderbro

>>936221179
>glass and paper
I do that with every spider, even if they're not dangerous. It's less stressful for them.

>>936222000
>222000
>double triples
based anon
and checked
>>936224086
nice and true
although i think allowing them to ride on your hand demonstrates trust and care
imprinting love into their form
building better relations for the future
*or i would like to think so

>>936224386
i saw a spider and i think i'm fucked.

>>936224841
Was it a big dicked spider?

those little shits are estimated to a 24 hour memory, but some rumors suggest they actively avoid man by learning his patterns. So spiders have a grasp of time and choose when to hunt not just when there is light and spiders recognize patterns to avoid premature death something that would require emotional bonding to other fallen spiders.
screaming might not be enough if the rumors are to believed; those little shits will outpace crows. While spider pets being frogs are not as intimating as crow's coyote pets it is still worrisome symptoms of increased neural density.

>>936224086
If you're nice to spiders you get to have a spider gf in heaven.

>>936225644
It’s nice to have something to look forward to.