Thread 936229293

have at it tard

>>936229293 (OP)
You do know you can go to jail for dodging the draft, right anon?

>>936229416
>he thinks i'm perfectly healthy
lol, lmao even

>>936229416
>posting on 4chan, especially/b/
>healthy enough to be drafted
Pick one. Can't be both. (You)'re on 4chan. Either (you) are a fucking retard, or a faggot. And our millitary no longer accepts fags and troons.

>>936229630
lol, like you have a rich daddy who will pay for a doctor to say you have bone spurs. when the military needs meat shields, they will put your fat ass up to the front line.

>>936229675
Okay, I'll spell it out for you, since you are too retarded:
If you post here you are either a troon or fag (Trump hates you and you should kys), or you are a fucking retard and can't pass the mental exam, or you are too fucking fat you obese 400lb sack of shit, or you are physically disabled living in your parents' basement because you are a worthless sack of shit.
OR, you are healthy enough to be drafted, in which case you don't post on /b/, let alone the little anime website known as 4chan.
In your case, you are too fucking stupid to be drafted, because you lack enough intelligence to understand simple logic.
Or put simply for your retarded brain:
You don't have the brain juice to do gooder to shoot the pewpew and fight the bad guys that daddy Trump hates.

>>936229293 (OP)
Nigger, you couldn't get laid in a whore house, you're not fucking anyone's wife.

>>936229449
i don't understand

>>936229416
Trump is a draft dodger lmao

>>936230111
So was Clinton, so was Bush, so was Biden. Obama wasn't because he was too young. He turned 18 after the draft ended.
And there hasn't been a draft since, not even during the heigh of Iraq and Afghanistan, so you fatass NEETs have nothing to worry about.

>>936230153
>So was Clinton, so was Bush, so was Biden
None of them are the current literal worse President of all time, read the room. Fuck Trump.

>>936230169
Bush and Biden were far worse, but do go on like a good little puppet and parrot some more propaganda as you're been told.

>>936230188
>calling anyone else a puppet when you are a Trump cock sucker
They are so much better than Trump, go fuck yourself you stupid nigger.

>>936229449
>Too pathetic to be drafted
>Thinks he'll get laid because of a tiny insignificant amount of increased women feeling lonely
>Desires some jarhead's stretch marked saggy sloppy seconds after she's ripped her pussy and taint apart shitting out 3 kids

>>936230205
You know that emotional reaction you have any time Trump's name is mentioned or you see his picture? That's an indication of propaganda programming. Your reason is no longer in control of your actions. You have a strong emotional reaction because that's the programming kicking in, and it dictates your behavior.
How does it feel to know you're one of the people who can be easily programmed?

>>936230240
Those in glass houses should not throw stones.
Say something critical of Trump.
Prove you are not one of the cult members who worship the ground the spraytan dripping diaper shitting gag inducing smell emitting godking walks on.
THEN maybe we can talk about being programmed.

>>936229416
hmm, doing the time or fucking dying, I wonder what would one pick...

>>936230325
>Say something critical of Trump.
He's a blowhard. He over promises and under delivers. He's about spectacle even in situations that require decorum.
He had no clue his first administration and didn't hire the right people.
Keep going?

>>936230385
Good. Wanted to make sure you weren't one of the retard Trump supporters.

>>936230408
She's not going to fuck you (cumala)

>>936230408
You are, however, one of those retarded Trump haters whose reactions are entirely emotional because that's how you've been programmed.

>>936230434
I voted for Jeb.
>>936230439
No. I hate Trump because in the entire 2nd term he's shown himself to be a mentally unstable authoritarian who fancies himself a dictator in his own mind. His 1st term wasn't like this. Hell, his first term was pretty much on par with most other presidents. I hate the frontal temporal dementia ridden sack he's become, hell bent on "revenge" on anyone who dares to disagree with him.
Hell, I'm not even a Democrat, so your claims of me being programmed fall flat. I vote for who I think is the best fit for the job, regardless of party.
So yeah. You can take your programs and shove it.

>>936230408
I'm a very sturdy Trump supporter. I want to be his presidential chair in the oval office. I want him to sit down in the evening after a long day to finish signing a few papers and rely on me. His ass will be a bit musky, after all anyone sweats after working so hard in these long summer days. And I don't mean he'd be sitting on my back will I'm on my hands and knees, my face will be the cushion. To make sure he relaxes he'd have to take off his pants and plop his naked moist butt right on to my face. That slick powerful hole marking me with it's scent. Tempting me to taste the worlds most powerful cheek canyon swiping my tongue upwards like a weathered seaman's finger scraping the guts out of a freshly opened fish.

>>936230627
>I hate Trump because (emotional rant not grounded in reality)
QED
You're not much more than a bot at this point.

>>936230677
Now THIS is being programmed.

>>936230704
What? A retarded liberal attempting to troll with homoerotic fanfic?

>>936230697
None of what I said was emotional. Everything I have said is based on the factual evidence I have seen Trump behave. Sorry, your godking is a fasle prophet.
You are not immune to propaganda.
Open your eyes.

>>936230745
>Angry

>>936230754
Angry? No. Disappointed? Yes.
You have proven to me that you are just as delusional and programmed as the rest of the cult. You can't handle others criticizing your godking. Too bad. I thought you might actually have some redeeming qualities.

>>936230704
i just wanted to share this

>>936230812
You spend an entire thread having emotional outbursts and repeating the exact narrative of the big media companies, and you're completely unaware and think you came by this by reason.
I don't know if you can even be considered sentient at this point.

>>936230730
I'm not retarded or a liberal, nor am I programmed. I just appreciate this country and respect the choice of the people. If I can do my part and gobble his fart, then I will. You'd both understand if you had a family, the future matters more than petty elephant and donkey fanclubs and the best way to a prosperous future is to unite underneath your leader. Directly underneath.

>>936230872
Seriously, this is the most retarded troll I've seen in years.

>>936229293 (OP)
>target was nuclear sites
>iran extremely limited in its ability to respond and has run an mostly entirely ineffective missile response.
>No body on either side interested in full on war; too costly for everyone.

Guys. This things practically over already. Stop letting the news pump you up.

>>936230900
My grandfather stormed Normandy and spent weeks in trenches facing down death and watching his brothers die. Compared to that rimming his bun on Air Force one is easy work and an honor. It's not a troll. And yes I'd do the same for Biden (not Obama though)

>>936230978
Zigger Slayer Biden*. Man killed 500,000 Russians and didn't incur a single NATO loss of life, despite Putin telling Russia that he was fighting NATO forces on the ground in Ukraine

>>936229293 (OP)
This isn't bush or Obama. Those two loved stretching out wars and risking lives so they could take ground control of resources I mean tactical military strongholds and sell weapons to the same country after causing civil war I mean supporting righteous revolutions and definitely not making personal profit off of war mongering.
Trump will just bomb the shit out of them and get it over with. Iran can do shit to retaliate there's no reason to draft people who can't fly a bomber.

>>936231165
Well yeah but that’s a technicality, Ukraine incurred massive loss of life.

>>936231246
*Can't do shit

>>936231306
Which is good. Ukraine is full of scumbag Nazis.

>>936231306
Russians more than likely have incurred more. They're attacking into prepared positions which usually gives a 2-1 casualty rate for the attackers.
Probably worse for Russia than that, though, They're badly trained and their equipment is shit.

>>936231395
Still it’s not true it came at no cost of life, this war comes at enormous cost of life in both countries.

>>936231413
From the standpoint of the neocons/neolibs it's just some foreigners, not US soldiers that they're going to get into trouble over in the US.
Shit, so long as it's just them, the formed "peace protestors" on the left are all gung ho and want the war to last forever.

>>936231467
i'm not doing anything you worthless pleb

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emyzeth

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely. emaquiie

>>936229630

This is exactly why I think this scenario is hysterically funny. Now all the superior straight white males can go die for Israel while my happy gay ass stays home and has a great time because y'all are to uppity to want my help. I'm not OP, I am healthy and in physically great shape and I wouldn't lift a finger to help with this war effort or any other now. Faggotry aside I also aged our of the draft, so you're shit out of luck with me. I'm happy to watch you die if it comes to it.

>>936229293 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

you won't have a choice....
you'll see

it's coming... obviously
and they won't be asking you anything

they don't require your approval

>>936229449

>not 'perfectly healthy'

lol dude.... EVERYBODY WHO ever got drafted considered trying this as a way out

those 'not perfectly healthy' men abandoned those notions as their heads were been shaved and their duffel bags had their name stenciled onto it

>>936229416
Wait you guys don't have a legal way to deny military service? Like I can not morally support this conflict for the sake of stealing resource access for the 0.1% to profit off of.
Fuck ... living in the US sounds worse and worse the more I know.
I'm be totally stoned on base all the time until the through me out.
Or alternatively the good old drop of blood in the urine sample, also works wonders to be sorted out during the draft.

>>936235412
>americucks are so pathetic they'd draft someone with brain lesions.
yeah i'm moving to China

This whole thread is iranian propaganda and anyone that thinks they will need to draft american citizens to fight in a country that can be annihilated without having so much as to pull forward and wait in the drive-thru lane is posting on the right board

Iran would be destroyed in an afternoon by one round of bombings. There will be no draft. This is stupid ragebait by Europeans whose countries are being turned into Afghanistan by immigration.

>>936229630
>no longer accepts

hahaha you're thinking about NOW

that has no correlation with the DRAFT
everything changes at that point
we're talking about a situation where Martial Law would be instilled (for our own safety) and you'd be surprised how many previously acceptable medical deferment categories will be disposed of

by the way, one things for sure:
just like with everything else wee been witnessing lately, this won't be like anything we've seen before

and not simply because Trump
(although that's it's own topic completely)

but primarily because in the future, in the history books, this won't be called WW3

it'll be called NW1

NUCLEAR WAR ONE

(in the 80s my buddy had a real legitimate FEMA Manual called "Surviving NW1", and it indicated that LIMITED NUCLEAR THEATER was the new military strategy, not 'the end of the world's, and it was survivable..)

but the scariest part?
it also indicated there'd also be a NW2 and a NW3

>>936235705
honestly, i just want people other than me to suffer :3

>>936235611
Normally you're right, but the leadership in the USA is absolutely obsessed with PR optics and soldiers marching into Tehran would make great footage for Trump's 2028 campaign.

I'll never forget reading my friends FEMA Manual

(He worked for a defense contractor in Huntsville Alabama, working on cruise missile technology in the '80s, topographical identification when the cruise missile is released from a Bombay door. automatic location abilities, before GPS)

And although the three letter acronym NW1 was frightening as fuck.....

(World war I was called the Great war, until later on, and World war II was called the European war until later on... The same will hold true for NW1, you'll see)

although those three letters NW1 were really scary

The scariest part were the words LIMITED NUCLEAR THEATER

I had never heard those three words put together before, and it was eye-opening

because they don't intend to destroy the world at all.. they have military contingencies in place, and they are fully prepared to have limited nuclear theater war

IT'S COMING.....
It might not be this week, or this year, maybe not even this decade

But every gun ever manufactured gets fired

every car ever built on an assembly line gets driven

And every mother fucking nuclear weapon on this planet was built for a reason

It's coming

And like I said, lately we've been watching every rule, every law, every constitution amendment being twisted and disregarded

anybody who thinks this upcoming draft is going to be comparable to any other previous draft would be fooling themselves

bone spurs? how ironic that even a missing limb won't matter, not according to your commander in chief, the man who dodged military duty several times

nope... You won't be needing that gaming chair where the department of defense is shipping you

It's coming.. some big changes are coming

enjoy.. I'm old as fuck. I stand a much better chances not seeing NW1

But you guys? I can absolutely guarantee it'll happen in your lifetime