Life is 99% boredom or outright suffering with tiny bits of happiness sprinkled throughout(if you're lucky)

Anyone in their right mind would not have chosen to exist, if indeed they were offered a choice

>>936233362 (OP)
bro I would never choose to never exist despite despite my life being the shit tieriest shit tier to have ever existed

XD

maybe learn what makes you happy instead of giving up on the idea that happiness can't be found

>>936233362 (OP)
Is that car road legal?

>>936233362 (OP)
GET A FUCKING JOB, YOU GOD DAMN BUM

>>936233410
So I can increase my boredom and suffering? I think not.

>>936233362 (OP)
"WAHHHH!!"

stfu, You sniveling sack of shit

>>936233465
LOL

It's not our fault that YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID to figure out how to keep yourself happy

8 billion other people are managing

But poor baby boobsie doesn't have the intelligence required?

>>936233465

..... You're going to have your welfare benefits cut off by Trump

it'll be the best thing that ever happened to your lazy fucking ass

>>936233465
btw... I've been paying attention to human behavior for 60 years now

And I can honestly say that that's always found:

ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED

>>936233362 (OP)
Meh, I’m still happy to be alive despite everything.

>>936233465

...... Have you mentioned any of this to your girlfriend yet?

BINGO !!!

You don't have a girlfriend because
YOU NEVER EVEN TRY...

plus, Even if you have the balls to introduce yourself to somebody while looking them in the eyes and smiling...

as soon as they heard you start explaining your perspective on life, they would never talk to you again

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM IN YOUR LIFE

>>936233579

correct, sir!!!

being alive is an amazing opportunity

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of opportunities

some people simply enjoy feeling sorry for themselves, And they are so out of touch, they actually think seeking sympathy is an appropriate way to make friends

>>936233362 (OP)

I would imagine you're the type of fellow who has spent plenty of time mulling over the words "I never asked to be born"

right?....

well, NOBODY DID.....
And since you don't seem to have any problem wasting our precious oxygen and water.. The least you could do is shut the fuck up

because nobody's interested in Captain Bringdown

feeling sorry for yourself is the least attractive trait on any human

now you know why people avoid you

"I met the most interesting guy yesterday! He loves complaining about how unhappy and bored he is, and he refuses to do anything about it, he refuses to go get a job and support himself, and he sits on his ass all day in imageboards feeling sorry for himself. It was a real turn-on!"

>>936233807
Your first mistake is thinking I want a relationship lol

>>936233861

and YOUR 127, 433rd mistake was thinking I'm so stupid, I actually believe you aren't desperate to be loved

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!

.... Do you understand me, sir?

>>936233861

since you've become so good at fooling yourself, so good at believing your own predictable cookie cutter template responses...

then you should be perfectly happy right now

because according to you..."You've got this under control"

hahahahaha

>>936233861

You remind me of a guy wearing a no mix flame retardant NASCAR racing jumpsuit

sitting in a racing car, barreling 100 miles an hour at a brick wall, complaining about the bumpy ride, how it doesn't feel very safe to you cuz there's no airbags

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And this is where we return to my original comment: SHUT THE FUCK UP

NOMEX™

>>936233362 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™

You're simply not very good at math

99%, my ass

The actual equation is:
51% less than stellar... and 49% makes it all worthwhile

And it will always remain 51% versus 49%

until the day you fucking die
This has been happening for hundreds of thousands of years, since the dawn of man

And it's up to each of us to perceive the 49% as justification for continuing to deal with the 51%

And if you're incapable of this perception, If you are incapable of simply PERCEIVING THINGS FOR DIFFERENTLY, then you truly don't serve any purpose in your own fucking life

at which point, nobody's forcing you to continue waking up every morning

feel free to miraculously manifest a pair of balls today and and your fucking life

But don't waste our time with it
because your happiness is not our problem

your entertainment is not our responsibility

YOUR EXISTENCE ONLY MATTERS IF YOU BEHAVE LIKE IT MATTERS

But if you've decided your existence doesn't matter, we'll take your word for it.. In which case, you don't matter enough for us to waste any time with

So stop bothering us and do something about it... we don't care whether you succeed or not, but we certainly don't want you wasting our time with this triviality

we are all too busy perceiving the 49% that makes it all worthwhile

If you're not capable of perceiving life differently, then go away. we have other things to think about.

He sure as fuck aren't going to stop our own merry-go-rounds, simply to coddle you and indulge your self pitying behavior

>>936233362 (OP)
by the way.. I mentioned perspective

But here's an even easier concept for you to grasp:

HAPPINESS IS A BEHAVIOR
That's right... happiness isn't some hard to obtain mysterious alluring object that's out of your reach

....... happiness is a BEHAVIOR

so is depression
depression is A BEHAVIOR

You are trapped in a self-imposed
PRISON OF YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR

And the longer you continue this behavior, the unhappier you will become. The longer you continue this behavior, the less likely you are to ever learn how to behave differently

in life, you will eventually discover that if you behave like an unhappy person, the world will TREAT YOU LIKE GARBAGE

true... continue this behavior long enough, and soon THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE will take your word for it, and you will continue being treated like shit

however... if you BEHAVED like a happy, content, pragmatic yet optimistic young man, you'll discover suddenly THE WORLD WILL START TREATING YOU BETTER

You are the one that determines how the world perceives you

So only a fool would make a decision to continue telling the world you want to get treated like garbage I mean, while complaining that the treatment isn't satisfactory

>>936233362 (OP)

You should try a little experiment, for a limited time, just to see how it works:

It's really simple:
MODIFY YOUR BEHAVIOR

stop behaving like a self-pitying little child, and simply begin behaving like somebody who is happy.

stop feeling sorry for yourself... obviously, it's not contagious. It's not having the results you desired

If you simply modify your behavior and begin BEHAVING LIKE A HAPPY PERSON BEHAVES, You will quickly discover people start treating you differently

things will start looking up

And if the experiment doesn't work, you can always go back to being a self-pity sissy later down the road

You've got plenty of time left here on earth to feel sorry for yourself.. But give this experiment a real college try

give it 30 days

and I promise you'll see results

I promise

>>936234608
you're the one who needs to shut the fuck up, seriously....some people are just unhappy no matter what, it has nothing to do with their "behavior"

when things don't go your way, stop focusing on YOU

learn how to laugh it off, learn how to simply say "oh well. Big deal" and smile

because THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THE UNIVERSE TREATS LIKE VIPs

>>936234711
since you're incapable of doing anything about YOUR OWN PATHETIC EXISTENCE, It would be hilarious watching you try to control somebody else's existence

You don't have the balls to simply smile your way through life

So you sure as fuck don't have the balls to make me modify MY BEHAVIOR

nope..... I'm going to continue eviscerating you

It's not a goddamn thing you can do to control me, bitch

>>936233362 (OP)
You're probably correct. Best to just kys immediately.

>>936234711

it has EVERYTHING TO DO with their behavior, idiot

I'm sorry you were too stupid to pay attention all these years

It's amazing how little you've actually learned during your time on planet Earth

It quite literally has EVERYTHING to do with their behavior

>>936234759
lol what a fag....i control you

>>936234711

AGAIN: in life, It seems certain people simply live a 'charmed life's

It's as if the universe has decided to bestow them with happiness

That's because
THEY DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THEMSELVES

It's because THEY DON'T BEHAVE LIKE A WHINING LITTLE BITCH

It's because those particular people share one common trait: THEY BEHAVE LIKE A HAPPY PERSON, they don't stop and dwell in a self-absorbed bubble, feeling sorry for themselves over every little thing that they perceive as some form of slight against them...

nope
those are the people who face adversity with a self-confident smile

those are the people everybody gravitates to

we find them magnetic....

YOU BEHAVE LIKE A BITCH
And apparently, the universe has taken your word for it

So you will continue being treated like a bitch until you learn how to modify your effeminate behavior

>>936234820

....... Like I said, you're incapable of controlling anything in your own self-absorbed pathetic little existence that you've carved out for yourself

That's exactly why you're complaining in here today

You didn't create this thread because you're in control

You created this threat because you have allowed yourself to become an insignificant unhappy effeminate little fruit fly

WHY: would any human being want to spend 5 seconds with you? You behave like an impetuous inexperienced lazy little child

So we behave like people who look down our nose at you, and laugh at your unhappiness, while we create our own smiles for ourselves

jesus dude calm down, what a fucking spastic

>>936234711
>some people are just unhappy no matter what

You inadvertently misspelled the word "ENJOY FEELING SORRY FOR THEMSELVES"

is this dumb fuck serious? biggest retard on 4chan

>>936234913

....... speaking of spastic

PLASTIC rhymes with spastic

And you'll be putting a lot of plastic toys into those Happy meals at McDonald's after you get a fucking job

YOU UNEMPLOYED PIECE OF SHIT

>>936234939

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

you lazy worthless GAMING CHAIR GENIUS

lol you can't even support yourself

you are reliant on MOMMY to keep your lazy ass alive

no wonder you behave like a bitch
because that's exactly what you are

>>936233362 (OP)
I chose to live my life how I wanted. I have yet to get married, but I worked to build up my happiness. I didn't advance my career to the highest level because the extra stress was not worth the pay, not to mention I cannot easily move to a new employment if desired.
I now own a house, 2 cars and play games all the time. If I wanted to pick up and move I could easily do so and live elsewhere for 3+ years without having to work a single day of those years. Women are easy to come by because I am stable as shit, but I am not stupid enough to put a ring on any of them.

I really dont understand what people are bitching about in 2025. I live in the richest state of the wealthiest country that has ever existed on planet Earth. I wake up and go to work, make money to spend on drugs, food, and whatever entertainment I can desire, and I go to the gym and sculpt my body into something perfect.

People really just sit around and look for shit to complain about stg

>>936235021
>I cannot easily move to a new employment
meant to say can move to a new employment.

>>936234939

Dear Unemployed Inexperienced Lazy Unemployed Parasitic Opportunist Gaming Chair EXPERT IN NOTHING:

try Arby's, too...and then Burger King

because YOU ARE NOT MOMMYS RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE

and you WILL either begin supporting yourself, or find a nice stairwell in a parking deck to sleep in

you fucking lazy nigger

>>936233362 (OP)

my REAL honest first instinctual reaction?

laughing at your unhappiness

honestly, I find it to be hilarious

because your unhappiness was created by YOU....

YOU..... not 'life, ', but YOU.....

YOU are the incompetent faggot who has created your own unhappiness

so ENJOY IT, dipshit....
because from where I'm sitting
it's obvious that YOU worked very hard to be unhappy

lol GOOD!!..... obviously you deserve it
and I find your predictable easily avoided 'suffering' to be COMEDY GOLD

go play another video game, Little Boy

shut the fuck up faggot, you're so annoying

Move in with me I'll make everyday not boring

>>936233362 (OP)
yet most people like being alive. you can also do it anon. i believe in you :3