Thread 936236506

Imagine leaving the house.. looking like this. I want to see the hairstyle that lost to this. What hairstyle was he like, nah this is better.

LMAO

>>936236506 (OP)
obsessed schizo lmao

>>936236506 (OP)
Story and why do I see this thread again and again and again?

>>936236506 (OP)
He looks normal ngl, Ig he’s short tho

>>936236800
Nobody with that beard looks normal.

>>936236506 (OP)
She looks terrified. He's probably pressing his "morning wood" against her thigh

>>936236506 (OP)
YOOOO, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THIS LIL NIGGER!

>>936237010
>>936237002
seething schizophrenic lol

>>936237298
FAGGOT I KNOW WHERE U LIVE NIGGER LAUREN WILL FUCKIN DIE WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT THIS LMAO

>>936237298
Seething about what exactly?

>>936236506 (OP)
Kek handbreeder is gonna end up with a bullet in his head. It's inevitable.

>>936236800
5'4'' to be precise.

>>936237010
Tell us about it. Is he weird? And really that short?

>>936237385
lol no u don't schizophrenic

>>936237725
He's got a new favorite word, it's not "obsessor" anymore, it's "schizophrenic" xD
You're a short degenerate beta cuck :)

>>936237896
im not reed lmfao

>>936237896
>Dear Ms A*******,
>I write regarding your employee at O***M***T*** A****, a Mr Reid S****.
>Are you aware that he frequents the notorious alt-right imageboard known as "4chan"? Mr S... spends most of his time on this forum posting photos of his genitalia, talking about how he would "ruin young p*ssy" with his "monster d*ck", how much he loves his "massive b*lls", as well as posting lengthy racist rants and extreme shock images. I attach evidence to this email for your perusal, with apologies for the explicit language used by your employee.
>As a concerned resident of A** A****, MI, I find it shocking that you have chosen to employ someone with this kind of background, and can only assume that you were unaware of Mr S****'s true nature. For example, were you aware that while holding a position of responsibility as a student at E***** M****** U*****, Mr S**** was the subject of a disciplinary hearing following his use of blackface as a "joke"?
>I do hope that you treat this email with the seriousness that it deserves. I have taken the liberty of also copying in Mr A*** A******, who I understand to also be in a position of responsibility at O***M***T*** A****.
>Yours sincerely,
>A Concerned Resident.
just say the word, handbreeder, and i press "send"

>>936238354
Do it obsessor. You got raped.

>>936238335
Yes you are, hahah... it's so sad how you think we can't tell, but I'm not surprised, seeing how retarded you are :D go hate wank to your shit pics weirdo!

>>936238354
lmao please do this, reed on suicide watch

>>936238354
Reid literally crying to the jannies rn

>>936238556
Years ago this guy has Reed by the balls and would’ve buried him. But he went about it so retardedly and couldn’t stop spurging for two seconds so it didn’t work and stick. Now it’s lost its punch, I’m sure he can just say oh yeah some people are trying to extort me and ruin my life like x amount of years ago. If this dude wasn’t such a retarded spurg we would’ve sunk Reed long ago and been done with him

>>936238515
im not reid lul

>>936238751
Yes you are you tiny little micropenis :)

>>936238808
No im not schizo lol

>>936238751
The only thing in this world that I can imagine that's worse than being Reid, is being Reid's simp.

>>936238865
Im not im just laffin at you obsess over a literal who

>>936238857
Whatever you say mister breeder of hands :)
You're not at all known for samefagging all the fucking time pretending to be someone else, hahah.. you're not just ugly, you're extremely dumb as well :D

>>936239015
want me to prove it lol

>>936239268
Yes

>>936236506 (OP)
Did he report the other thread of him sitting in a chair that dwarfs him?

>>936239383
I did

>>936239548
In every thread lol
Get a job

>>936239548
loli

>>936239383
>Did he report the other thread of him sitting in a chair that dwarfs him?
Kek show me that img

>>936239610
Mfkers that's ironic also I pay my bills you don't have any authority over me faggot

>>936238354
handbreeder

>>936238677
handbreeder spotted

>>936239623
Why does he dress like that

manlet bump

>>936246607
hey schizo you haven't answered

>>936246726
I don't know what that means. I'm not the person you think, I'm sorry Reid, there is not just one person mocking you.

>>936247087
I'm not reid schizo look at time schizo. there's no reid lol it's a fake identity

>>936247372
Reid, I've been here for a while, you are desperate trying to make it look it's not you, well is not working mate.

>>936246726
>>936247087
Yeah, I'll jump in too. If he's willing to keep posting his little pecker I'm willing to make fun of him.

>>936247372
That's exactly what Reid would say!

>>936247882
Me too, if he wasn't so fucking annoying and larper he would be ok, but no, he needs to brag about what he doesn't have so fucking obnoxiously so yeah he desdeve every bit of shit he gets.

>>936247812
>>936247882
LOL
Has it ever occurred to anyone that he fucked off a long time ago and all that's left are his orbiters making fun of him here all in a constant loop of pretending to be him to make fun of him and other orbiters replying trying to keep their lolcow alive?
Why go trough all this?

>>936239426
butthurt faggot

>>936238354
i sent it. it's 4:40pm where reid is now, so assuming his employers have normal office hours, he could get a nasty end of day surprise.

>>936248006
The problem with your theory, is not consistent Reid, you have some specific patterns pretty easy to spot. Like when you posted the pic with the crontoller then the controller alone, that's you and no one else.

>>936248444
i don't even know him
>>936248541
ok harassment is against the law and with a sue for defamation of character he will know your name and address. Thanks loser you're next

>>936236506 (OP)
You're a faggot who can't think about anything else but black nigger dicks. I can't think of anything more subhuman

>>936247882
>proportion and angle of head
Weak shoop tbh fam

>>936248669
kek, as if it wasn't sent anonymously. Reid, you're cooked faggot. enjoy moving back in with mom and dad because you lost your job.

>>936248812
oh, wait, your dad is a convicted pedophile currently in jail. well, im sure your mom wont mind your 32 year old manlet ass moving back in with her, as long as you leave the trailer whenever her johns come over to bang.

>>936248812
>anonymous on emails
KEKEKEK

>>936248900
Tell me me when tyrone puts his bbc in you if you scream or not

>>936248907
you think a 3-person medtech consultancy startup in MI is going to trace my email address?

>>936249116
yes the government pays for it

>>936248669
>>936248674
>>936249048
lol handbreeder big mad

>>936249048
ask your mom next time you see her

>>936249116
I hope you're not bullshitting like a typical 4chan retard so i can not see this repetitive bullshit everyday and think about tyrone taking your trays like the bitch you are

>>936249139
I think Reid is genuinely worried now. This is hilarious.

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>>936249154
That's not me but keep obsessing schizo i'm telling you what is going to happen not what might but will if you go off 4chan because you're a little bitch crying

>>936248726
The fact that they're poor shops makes it that much funnier.
What, is the human head on his penis supposed to look correct?

>>936249246
I'mm not reid so im not worried even if it was true

KEK REID BTFO!!!!!!!!

>>936249327
Not on the penis you autist, the head on the guy. Anatomy and gaze are completely off.

>>936249417
lol ok schizophrenic

>>936249295
>>936249334
Imagine white knighting for the handbreeder.

>>936249501
imagine saving his dick pictures

I always like seeing people try to be superior on here.

Come back down here, you are a worthless human like the rest of us.

>>936247882
>>936249438
Wait... are you telling me that's NOT his actual head and it was photoshopped too?!?
Fucking idiot

>>936249621
>5hours projecting and seething

proud to have created three of the maymays other anons have posted itt.

>>936249154
>The dysgenic untermensch I can smell through the screen is calling me a handbreeder kek

>>936249734
Which ones?

>>936249508
kek I made this one LOL

>>936249154
You literally spend most of your waking hours playing with yourself looking at nigger dicks on the internet and you're calling someone else a handbreeder hahahaha the projection is off the charts kys faggot

Reid seething

>>936250020
Kys untermensch you will never be a woman

Reid is so based

Ah yes, "reed" vs "bbc poster", animaterr vs eustace, eternal cycle.

>>936250497
it's retarded autism

>>936249836
this one, the pedobear one, the bbc one and the two soyjaks pointing one.

>>936250020
Have you noticed that he hasn't spammed his dick in any threads since the threat of doxxing? He's just in here reeeing about trannies and BBC, pretending to be someone else.

>>936250761
Ha, I posted three of those

>>936236506 (OP)
Imagine making fun of somebody because of the way they look which they have very limited control over.

>>936250827
This
If it really was someone else pretending to be him, they'd still be posting his pics daring us to do something

>>936251402
No, no, no. If this was just a guy that posted a single pic and everyone ganged up on him that would be bullying. But he just keeps putting himself out there over and over and over. He's bringing that on himself.

>>936251402
We don't make fun of Reid because the way he looks, that's a consequence after all he has been doing the past years. If he wasn't a retarded larper, liar, and obnoxious son of a bitch nobody would care. But no, he insists spamming his sad weiner ALL day samefagging and self complimenting. Ruining every thread he touch, I think he pretty much deserve it.

>>936251402
He could shave, I mean jesus, wtf is with that beard?

>>936252241
He could, and it would probably be an improvement, but there's too much other things in his appearance that is too fucked up that he can't change without surgery, and even then won't be enough to make any woman remotely attracted to him.
I think he's realized that and given up, and that's why he spends all his time on this board, cause it's the only way he'll make someone look at his tiny ugly penis.

>>936251407
oh they will this has not phased them in the slightest you'll see

>>936238354
Oh shit! I'm pretty sure that woman ain't just his coworker, it's also his mom xD

>>936254691
figures, I mean who else would give a loser manlet with a shitty journalism degree a job "crafting bespoke strategies that address the unique challenges and opportunities within the medtech sector?

>>936256157
many people

Does anyone have that old mspaint drawing of Reid?

>>936247882
I'm late to the party, how did the retard end up doxxing himself?

>>936249295
>>936249826
>>936249946
handbreeder big mad
>>936250827
this

>>936250827
I hate that he's become the anti-bbc guy. I wish Reid and nigger spam would both go away

>>936258849
Nah, it was the other one where his face is in shadow

This little faggot has been ruining cock threads for years. Glad some shits finally happening

>>936257983
why do you care so much, anon?


you think some dorky dude invented this? its been around for years!

>>936236762
The guy on the left has obnoxiously posted his average sized pencil dick in any and every cock rating thread for close to a decade at this point. Got doxed because he was that much of an insufferable faggot.

>>936260964
Don't forget the turbofaggot larped with himself

>>936260851
I hate race bait threads

>>936236800
That is not a normal style, he looks like he's larping as an 19th century British soldier in fucking India.. which is ironic because he hates pajeets.

>>936260719
All you think about us black penises you are the faggot untermensch also mind your tone when refering to humans.

>>936262722
i didn't even know this thread was still up

>>936251462
like the least he could do is post different-looking pics of his cock like a lot of other habitual dick rate posters

>>936262797
You'd be the expert on cocks wouldn't you faggot? That's all you think about big nigger turds. All that floats around in your smooth lizard brain

>>936262934
nigga the fuck

>>936262934
Reed you're not talking to who you think you're talking to lol.

>>936262934
Ah, weird. There's the poop and yet the other guy so desperately claiming not to be Reed said that the "real Reed" posts gore.

Oh boy.

>>936262797
This is how interested his posts are
>My morning wood

>>936263251
>interested
interesting

>>936263195
Only a nigger loving cuck poster would be seething about this imaginary Reid kek. Dilate troon

>>936263251
>Pic related is where it starts to get too big for a woman to take. Anyone who disagrees is a porn brained schizo samefag obsessor

>>936263457
Could you make it any more obvious that its just you samefagging?

>>936263556
Watching this dude use porn brain/addiction as an argument who posts his dick on 4chan all day is genuinely hilarious.

How is handbreeder still a thing?

>>936264267
I'd imagine it's because he keeps posting

>>936264486
Wild. I remember him being a meme back around peak covid lockdowns.

>>936264517
what's the point of wearing a wig if you're gonna leave your house?

>>936264517
That's when I first encountered him. During lockdowns I was posting pics in dick threads out of boredom. Apparently though, he'd been posting his dick here for years before even that

>>936265016
Now i wanna see your dick to see if i recognize it from those times

>>936265250
do you remember any fat guys with kind of small dicks

>>936265269
nta, just somebody who also posted his dick around those times

>>936265269
Nah. I only remember a few genuinely nice looking ones

>>936265250
I still do post it sometimes, just not as often. I posted this one earlier today

>>936265348
Fair

>>936264267
Again with the projection we all know the porn brained cuck is the handbreeder

>>936265354
Hey ho. I do recognize it. One of the few nice looking uncut ones on here

>>936265397
Thanks!

>>936265354
Only good thing in the thread. Post more

>>936266282
Nah watching Reed seethe is the best kek

>>936267846
I have reed fatigue. I just want to stop seeing him