Thread 936237449

s'poseda be workin'

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

shit thread

>>936237449 (OP)
workin hard or hardly workin?

>>936237706
i'm a pro

crastinator

>>936237449 (OP)
Let's watch movies. I have homemade potato chips and a ranchstyle dipping sauce

Wordle 1,467 6/6*

>>936237814
time theft gods

Ella emhoff just walked out of the Zohran victory party with subway takes guy

>>936237903
>homemade potato chips
wholesome

still watching silly horror flicks?

>>936237939
time bandits, if you will

>>936237921
4/6 here
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x x _ _ _
x x x _ x
x x x x x

Do you have a permanent starting duo or do you wing it?

Beady lives the life we wish we had.

>>936238047
Yes. I am done with the all the old ones though, so they are not silly anymore. Just bad, sometimes. Two more Texas chainsaw films left, then I'll watch my bloody valentine remake, which I have somehow missed entirely

>>936238130
i always start with ratio

>>936238047
making off with minutes

>>936238255
i also wish i was a homeless drunk faggot getting raped by niggers

kek beady btfo!

>>936238376
>>936238352
j-tard

>>936238398
bd-fag

>>936238410
i do supporpt hamas

>>936238398
>>936238422

>>936238323
Yeah that's a good one, can follow with uncle or glued or something

>>936238328
Oh my penis...

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is s-such a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I feel s-sorry f-for o-other m-m-men...

>>936238047
>my bloody valentine remake
>google
jamie king is in that and plays a character named sarah palmer

mildly interesting for a twin peaks nerd

>>936238340
if that's not the title of a hall and oates song is should be

>>936238258
oops >>936238566

He STOLE my (You)!

woah, he stole that guy's (You)zza!

taylor swift blacked

She drugs me.
She drugs me to keep me a vegetable.
She drugs me to keep me a vegetable.
I don't want to be a vegetable anymore.

>>936238712
Moan my cock and balls

>>936238713
edge me the fuck now

>>936238676
Who is she?
Name?

>>936238764
roddy mcdowall

>>936238708

>>936238708

>>936238566
Oops >>936238579 lol
The name rang a bell but I had to look her up to remember who she is
I recognise her from Hart of Dixie, she's cute
Another fun fact, both male leads from Supernatural - padalecki and ackles - starred in slasher remakes released in 2009, Friday the 13th and My Blody Valentine respectively

Need sole BUILT celebs

>>936238953
>Supernatural
my brother, sister-in-law, and best lady friend are obsessed with that show, but i'm never in the mood to try to get into it

i did briefly meet ackles a few years ago though, and he was very nice (my brother was furious at me for not getting an autograph)

>>936238255
She NEEDS to get niggerfucked

>>936238696
Holy

>>936238557
S-s-she needs B-B-B-B-BBC

you guys sure love the british broadcasting corporation

I don't want to buy that thing. because I'm worried. if I buy it, I'm definitely going to be jerking off to Dua Lipa.

and I don't want to jerk off to Dua Lipa. but if I buy that thing, I'm definitely going to be jerking off to Dua Lipa. 100%.

>>936239265
I'm sure you've been told many times, but you are missing out. At least the first 4 or 5 seasons are almost a must watch. Then maybe up to 7th if you want. Super comfy show
>carry on my waaaayward sooo-on
Meeting Ackles and not getting an autograph or a photo is criminal. I'm 99.999% straight but that guy is a snack. Plus, he always seems so kind in public and everybody has only the best to say about him. He is like a male Victoria Justice

buy what thing

lol

dewy lulu. born august 22, 1995, year of the pig.

>>936239538
>male Victoria Justice
tempted to run one of those gender swap apps on her and see how cute s/he'd be

gotta try that on maggie too, come to think of it

>>936239738
I'd rather you didn't.

My favorite part of celeb threads is when I come to the threads and there aren't any celebs.

>>936237706
>>936237921
>>936237882
>>936237814
>>936237939
>>936238047
>>936238328
Not celebs

>>936239769
nyeh, you're no fun
(kidding, kidding)

anyway, it looks like the negativity spam is about to start so i'll talk to you later

hissy fit time

>>936238340
>>936238566
>>936238557
>>936238676
>>936238713
>>936238829
>>936239265
Not celebs

>>936239738
>gender swap apps
If you know any, you should try that on fraternal twins
And if you end up making any of VJ or Maggie, I'd like to see them haha

>>936240529
>>gender swap apps
>If you know any, you should try that on fraternal twins
>And if you end up making any of VJ or Maggie, I'd like to see them haha

>>936240832
what is this

>>936240895
Trogdor the Burninator

>>936240832
a spooky

>>936240933
those are strong bad eyes.

>>936241125
I'll be in the Ally, son.
>>936241141
https://youtu.be/UYahPVL3FL0

get a job adam

>>936241218
one of the hottest women ever

>>936241466
Said no one ever

>>936241836
silence slut

>>936241466
Not even if she fell in a volcano

"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Beady just came flyin’ off the top rope like a man possessed! What in the hell are we witnessing, folks?! This ain’t wrestling—it’s a damn fever dream from the darkest corner of Canada!"

>Troy waddles toward Beady, flailing like a drunk walrus in a bounce house.

"Troy’s stumbling in—this man’s got the coordination of a one-legged moose on ice! Look at him! He’s trying to slap Beady with what looks like... is that a cum sock?! For the love of God, somebody stop this."

>Beady twitches, murmuring sweet nothings to his dead mouse like it’s his manager.

"Beady’s whisperin’ to that creepy lil’ sidekick of his—what is that, a petrified rodent?! This man is unhinged! But damn it, he’s got heart! He’s got the instincts of a raccoon in a back alley knife fight, and he’s wielding that Face Peeler like it owes him money!"

>J-Tard wheels into the fray, disguised as Stone Cold but clearly not fooling anyone—his body oozing something unholy.

"And here comes J-Tard—my God, he’s in that chair again, rollin’ down the ramp like a possessed shopping cart! He’s got that thousand-yard stare—don’t look him in the eyes, King, you’ll lose your soul!"

>J-Tard hurls something unspeakable from his lap—Beady dodges with terrifying precision.

"NO! NO! He threw it! HE ACTUALLY THREW HIS SHIT-COVERED BUTT PLUG! I can’t believe what I just saw—I think I’m gonna be sick! Beady ducked just in time, and Troy took the full brunt of that!"

>The crowd erupts in horrified applause as Beady mounts Troy, peeling off slices of his fat, gormless face.

"It’s a massacre, King! Beady is unleashing years of madness onto that fat retard—Troy’s crying, fartin’, babytalkin’—this is pure chaos!"

>J-Tard attempts to raise his necrotic hand in victory, even though he’s clearly unconscious and bleeding, leaking fungal pus all over the ring.

"Wait—J-Tard thinks he’s won?! That’s the most delusional moment I’ve ever seen in this business—and I was there when Mae Young gave birth to a hand!"

>Beady stands alone, bloodied, twitching, grinning maniacally at the crowd.

"AND BEADY WINS IT! BY GAWD, HE’S DONE IT! THIS UNSTABLE, MUTANT LUNATIC HAS VANQUISHED TWO OF THE MOST DISTURBING CREATURES EVER TO CRAWL INTO A RING! This wasn’t a match—it was a damn exorcism! I don't know what we just saw... but I know I’ll never sleep again. My Gawd, what a night."

jesus christ anon

>>936242182
>>936242252
wow

I-I know I-I-l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys h-have i-inquired a-about my b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady a-and sharing...

>>936242386
I-I-I-I h-h-have t-to c-confess s-several m-members o-of o-our p-poop g-group h-have a-asked a-as w-well...

>>936240529
>twins
did you ever see a movie called true stories?

>>936240832
cute spoop

I've gone from regular porn to interracial porn to gay interracial porn...

>>936242828
i'd never watch such smut, but a friend who goes to another school told me interracial lesbian porn is really cute and he really liked a video he saw with an indian girl and a korean girl

>>936243055
>a friend
Nope.

>>936243097
he lives in canada and um he goes to a private school and i met him at summer camp

>>936243166
Nah.

>>936243178
his uncle works at nintendo

>>936243055
interracial lesbian porn ... wholesome

>>936243359
You're a fucking loser

>>936243359
fuck off

>>936243350
stop sharing my selfie please

>>936243359
i'll uh...i'll my friend you said so <.<

What a character!

oh, anon

you're such a card

>>936243546
You're such a tard

>>936243469
yus <3

samefaggotry is afoot in here

>>936243651
kill yourself faggot

>>936243587
cute

>>936243650
this isn't about me, is it? what's goin' on, anon? what's eatin' at ya?

>>936243651
got any pics of her in a comfy sweater?

>>936243739
I do, as you know

>>936243739
maggie always cute

>>936243776
yeah, dat's da good stuff <3

>>936243786
try as i might, i cannot detect a single lie

>>936243902
You're gonna
up and cause
me to GROAN.

>>936243902
no u

>>936244030
>ford girl
oh, viggy...no, girl

>>936244071
so cozy <3

>>936244030
groan my edge and balls MMMMM

>>936243166
Underrated reference

no dad! what about you?!

NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

allison my back hurts

My back hurts more than his.

beady my back hurts

My back hurts more than yours.

>>936244588
i'll lend you my comfy heating pad
(but seriously, that's awful - i'm sorry)

>>936244619
elegant <3

things he blames for his problems
>his back
>his mother
>immigrants
>mmm posters

his malodorous bouquet

>>936244816
always blame immigrants

it's their audacity that pisses me off, how dare they assume they're worthy to live among whites, and to assume they're welcome

hit like and subscribe slags

Chat is this real? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750875263897570.mp4

>>936245684
As real as Troy's boyfriend

>>936245664
>worthy to live among whites
have you gotten a lot of whites? but seriously, most people are good natured and interesting if you just get to know 'em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>936245668
do you have the webm of her stirring a big pot of hungarian stew?

>>936245770
I do, but I have no idea where I got it :/

>>936245684
obviously

>>936245770
>most people are good natured and interesting if you just get to know 'em
Tell me you live in a small town/the suburbs without telling me

>>936245770
most of the middle east types don't want to get to know, or integrate with us. very few can speak English. they're here for the welfare and free housing, and casual rape.

and they reek

https://youtu.be/Z_iBOEDb7PM

>>936245848
here ya go :P

>>936245898
>small town/the suburbs
nope <3

>>936245908
most? seems farfetch'd

Day #26373 of being a #NetterNutter

mmm, nutter butter

>>936246230
She honestly has such a top tier shitter, I wish she'd come back to acting so we'd have more spank material of her

>>936246136
>72 years, 2 months, and 15 days of Netter nutting
OK grandad, let's get you to bed

>>936246375
I was fapping in my Hyperbolic Time Chamber to iCarly like Goku

>>936246044
a kurdish guy I know has been here 15 years, and still only speaks a little english, many such cases

>>936246044
I don't think anyone anywhere wants to integrate with others' way of living. That's why we have morals and religions and such!

I've a theory that you can get an approximation of how pliable or maybe pliant you are judging by how well you are willing to let go of your settings on favor of something alien.

>>936246455
Hopefully by then I can have Deb's dreams implanted into my mind when it's my turn for cryosleep

mckenna <3

>>936246566
All those lovely shower moments?

>>936246582
Yessss

>>936246524
you know him, though. is a nice enough guy? does he go around trying to hurt anyone? i'm not pecking away to start a fight or anything. i'm just curious. there's a lady in my neighborhood who speaks very little english, but she's super nice. she brings me tamales around xmas time and i give her some of the banana bread i bake. it's comfy knowing food is a universal language. <3

>>936246536
tbh i'm pretty hobbity in that i'm set in my safe and (relatively) comfy ways, but i also long to experience some new things and see how other folks live. it's always a mistake to romanticize other people's cultures like, for instance, hardcore anime fans do japan, but there's a lot to be said for traveling and getting some perspective. i wish i could afford to really do that.

>>936246633
And the bedroom, and the kitchen, and the director's studio...

>>936246782
My T&D mate, perhaps?

>>936246279
agree 100%

>>936246845
And N and Sophia :)

>>936246923
Based af! Up for a quick chat?

>>936247009
Fire away!

>>936246771
I am the same down to the money I don't have to travel to the places I miss on the world line every second of my existence!

But yeah it's not about the travel I don't think, it's more about the way of thinking. You hold onto thing that get you the meaning. For you - and me and probably loads of peoples - it's comfort.

We can travel by Google maps in first person, so it's not all lost plus it's kinda comfy

>>936247120
>travel by Google maps
do you like to do that too? :D
i like picking places at random and using the street view to just wander around

>>936246044
thanks <3

>>936247617
>babtum
she needs to hurry up and get pregnant >:(

>>936247448
Yes yes yes, sometimes I wander about Pacific northwest and also that place in cali with the giant trees looking at the scenery and soaking in the atmosphere, it gets me really sorta nostalgic

Also you get to see and imagine how the people live there but it gets a little projecting of the known culture so in a way you are forced to be an otaku nerd!

Buttcheeks

>>936247737
no u :3

>>936247825
>Pacific northwest
i've always wanted to visit that region <3 seems so comfy and perfect compared to the blazing hot hellscape where i live

i also wanna go to the southernmost tip of south america

>>936247894
(^///^)

>>936242182
>>936242252

>>936248108
I will probably head to bed soon

>>936248190
before you do will you post the comfiest bab you have? like, wholesome comfi, not bikini comfy

>>936248242
Oooooooooooh my fucking diiiiiiiiiiiick

HE'S PISSED

>>936248242
not sure it's the comfiest, but it's up there <3

>>936248281
yiss ty ty <3
goodnight

Good nite Babsy 3d

>>936248108
I am a real sucker for the rainy chills, it literally sends shivers of comfort down my spine, it gets you this kinda feeling close to cuteness anger dunno how to describe it ahhhh

Americans have it so comfy, except for all the natural disasters they speedrun on their land of course

And what's in the south, I wonder?

>>936248600
Shut your fucking mouth.

??

What did I do

(:

>>936248790
kill yourself

Allison takes interest in people, that's a super power

>>936249064
No its just something that comes natural to people who arent completelt self absorbed

beady is half man half platypus

>>936249281
Both can be true. Like a super nova vs just nova, it's the magnitude that varies. The magnitude of cynicism in this bish

ALLISON PLEASE

allison must post more allison's

>>936250025
>>936250025
>>936250025


>>936248600
hm...i dunno, but i love the way things smell when it suddenly rains on a hot day <3

did you see that super tornado in north dakota a few nights ago? and i do mean night - it was pitch black except for the lightning illuminating the enormous tornado, which is a nightmare come to life

someone better post some milly in the next thread

>>936249698
I would.

>>936249004
You first.

cum

xum

jizz

cum

fart

coom

jizz

cum

cum

cum

>>936238696
How do you know?

cum

cum

>>936248281
>>936248190
>>936247894
>>936247617
>>936245848
Not a celeb, fuck off you annoying piece of shit

cummmm

coomcoom

cumhh

jizz