Thread 936237752

Would you rather go back in time to any point in your life with all your current memories intact, or instantly change your current age to any age you choose once?

>>936237752 (OP)
but if you change your age now. do you keep your memories?

>>936237781
Your current age is changing every minute and you are keeping your memories

>>936237752 (OP)
I would go back in time to September 8th, 2020 so that I could get more Travis Scott Meals from McDonalds.

>>936237752 (OP)
going back means you can become a millionaire but everything will feel like a rerun. all movies. all news. all historical events.

>>936238011
You can change history as you see fit, you’re just back in time

>>936237752 (OP)
if you change your age to 130 and then instantly die would it be considered suicide

>>936238182
What if you don’t die, what if that’s how you find out you’re immortal?

>>936237752 (OP)
i'd go back to being 13 with all my current memories so that i'd be more confident in striking a chick instead of not even trying

I’d jelq

>>936239020
Try and stay on topic, pedo

>>936237752 (OP)
back

>>936237752 (OP)

I'd go back in time before I did the dumb shit that landed me in prison and ruined my life.

>>936239046
but you allowed nuri's sister to molest kids pedo

>>936237752 (OP)
Id go back in time and kill Shane as a child

>>936239454
but im reed v_v

>>936239518
go back to reeddit

>>936237752 (OP)
Back with all my current memories easy

>>936239572
reed-it?

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyzeth

my new favorite meme is shane pretending to be new people and immediately failing because he's too dumb to keep up a ruse for more than 2 minutes

>>936240320
Literally

>>936240788
Funny, Ironically you're in a group and thus not individuals.. Do you understand what individual means?

>>936241307
>he doesn't understand the meme

>>936241458
>logfag nigger again not respecting individuality and cringe "we iz legion"

>>936241573
it has nothing to do with we iz legion you fucktard it goes all the way back to pythagoreans in ancient greece.

>>936241661
the cult that didn't believe in bathing?

>>936241887
the cult that came up with the idea of the monad

yea nah im good ill be not oart of your cult

>>936241972
you don't have to be in a cult to understand widely understood philosophical concepts you just have to have a functioning brain

>>936237752 (OP)
Time Drifter Mode Please.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>936241969
Just say god

>>936242078
no, I'm referring to something specific.

>>936242001
>the entity of which all come from.
>me not being part of it
>thats bad because well just because tge loose nail get the hammer

>>936242132
>well just because
no its bad because it says you're doing gay stuff

>>936242177
why can't i be an individual? bcuz it doesn't benefit you? so i dont bow to troons idc how hard you try

>>936242246
i don't know why you're asking me, you try your hardest every day to be the nastiest most hateful individual you can be. no one's denying you that. I made that meme because you refuse to see others as yourself. numb nuts.

>>936242335
wrong. I proliferated hate and look at you :) hateful

>>936237752 (OP)
The start of 7th grade

>>936237752 (OP)
Literally the only thing that makes sense is going back in time.
Changing my age to younger is just the first option but worse, making myself older just makes me older without the career and relationships built up over the years.

If I have sec with men for money, does that make me a prostitute?

>>936242964
When you are yourself today but younger, you have youth and vigor on your side, essentially extending you’re life

>>936244997
yes

>>936242860
So you could get prime underage pussy?

>>936245397
you consider that prine? pedo..

>>936245397
saved btw projecting pedo

Same shade

Silly shane

>>936248171
silly chaser

>>936248376
Silly Shane

I lifted up a rock in my back yard today and there were like 7 shanes looking back up at me

>>936237752 (OP)
Aren’t they basically the same

>>936250046
exactly

>>936250074
that's nuri's face retard

>>936250164
well i couldn't tell who's face it was because you don't know how resolution works but basicly if you just replaced her face with yours that's what I saw. no stick bugs though more rolly pollys

>>936240320
He’s doing it in other threads too. How is this guy so retarded?
I’m absolutely speechless at his retardation. Is he learning disabled?

>>936250315
i think he wants to transition out of being a shit licker and be normal again but he doesn't know how so he's practicing

>>936250315
I am amazed that you believe that i am in multiple threads. Have you ever thought of taking a break?

>>936250359
>Normal
>4chan
Why are you here?

>>936250437
to pass time before I die why are you here

Nuri is an orphan

>>936250467
You can spend your time more productively

>>936250528
so can you, what are you my mom or something

>>936250557
but i did do something..
Do you realize how many things you could have done in6 hours you spent on 4chan pretending you're better than others? You're interested so i'll tell you if you want

How do i get over losing somebody after fucking up? Even if i can find somebody else in the future it would've been so much better if i had spent all this time with her rather than without. All because i'm stupid and mentally ill. How does one get over it? Sorry i didn't wanna wait the 5 minutes to make a thread so i just picked this one to post in, hope you guys don't mind.

>>936250657
you imagine me sitting here the whole time but i do stuff do faggot. you aren't special.

>>936250753
Get a rope tie a knot over your neck from a high place and jump

>>936250800
Proof? You make me feel important and special that's why you pay attention

>>936250816
:(

>>936250845
ill post my hand on my steering wheel if you do.

>>936250887
im not in a car but that's what you're doing not what you did

>>936250945
i made breakfast and jerked off before working out and going to the post office would you like a detailed list of everything in-between as well

I'll tell you what i did I got wicked drunk because I made 6,000$ and imma probably get more drunk and read about you bitching about shit doesn't matter
im waiting to report Josh at 23:00 though
>>936250989
prove it. my ip changed hold up

>>936251161
I'm not engaging with you when you're being a drunk faggot anymore that's why i didn't engage with you last night while you were spamming text from other boards again. you should really drink water and stop drinking if you want things to get better.

>>936251434
Get better? My life is good as is and idk what ill do if it gets better tbfh. I got a party coming up soon btw im sure you know because you stalk me i think a couple hundred grand will be spent

>>936251951
bro you post 10 year old pictures of women holding your hand and current pictures of your bare feet wearing dirty sweatpants you don't have to try blowing smoke up my ass all the time you know.

>>936251997
Lmao after sanding stfu retard my sweats weren't even dirty considering i was sanding and painting. I custom painted speakers and my guitar

>>936252094
i like how you spent the reply talking about the dirty sweatpants and not the other stuff that was way worse. are you the next obomnuh?

>>936252154
You don't know the age of those pictures i haven't had a fb sincr i sent the picture of my pig

>>936252184
I don't know why you think I'm stupid. I'm retarded not stupid there's a big difference

>>936252232
your full of shit because i didn't know you 3yrs ago and i know exactly who saw it back then and its a tranny

>>936252339
i have no idea what you're trying to say. wtf does a tranny have to do with anything? what the fuck is your fucking problem? snap out of it nigger. stop it.

>>936252411
You don't know the ages of those photos they don't exist anywhere else. so you're saying the tranny it's literally the only way and even then you're wrong

>>936237752 (OP)
Go back in time easily. So many things i could change to give me and my family a better future

I’d want to go back to the 6th grade and just get as rich as possible, becoming the coolest kid in 7th grade. After graduating take over the world idk.

>>936252483
i have eyeballs retard and i use cameras as well. im guessing 10 years old but its more likely before you went to prison or whatever. either way let's not get into nit picking the semantics of how old they are and focus instead on how they're clearly not current and you posting them to prove a point is sad no matter if it's 3 years old or 20 years old.

>>936252568
Dude i can prove they're after because they're from my instagram. some are 2yrs ago like the one in a kia

>>936252483
>so you're saying the tranny it's literally the only way and even then you're wrong
also this part made zero sense to me I don't know why you keep bringing up a tranny or what it has anything to do with this.

>>936252647
did you not read the rest of my post where i said it doesn't matter how old they are they aren't current and you using them as proof that you have a gf is sad. you have selective reading abilities or something or does the truth make you so uncomfortable that you just won't allow yourself top confront it like a thief that gets caught

>>936252649
Because a tranny doxxed me because i showed a picture of a pig i raised and ate

>>936252758
i literally could give 2 shits about who doxxed you or your pig.

>>936252795
It's important. You get your info from a tranny

>>936252817
>>936252727

>>936237752 (OP)
Go back in time to when I was 12 with my memories intact

I was calling him a gay pedophile and hr is and i sent that picture drunk. But he lies

>>936252934
you should get even more drunk and then go hit people with hammers some more

>>936252887
Gonna smash immediately or wait

>>936253038
See this is what the tranny used to say

>>936251161
I knew you were drunk earlier you degenerate garbage bag.

>>936253115
I'm not even drunk

>>936253101
don't you think it reflects more poorly on you that you were hanging out with a bunch of clear homosexuals?

>>936253141
i wasn't aware they were till later. I sm extremely anti-trans

>>936253189
yeah right. like how you never got mad at nuri until one strange evening when everything changed for no reason at all right?

>>936253044
I would take lots of lewd pics of my self

>>936253298
because she's trans and trolls people who simp for her sending all private messages to others

>>936253351
you can't even keep your own story straight you fucking drunk gay midget.

she was sending me kombucha private messages

>>936253389
kombucha asked her who i was and sent me the messages. She's a gossiper

>>936253435
so the fuck what? are you that sensitive? my god.

>>936253464
No she's a not trustworthy she deserves to be trolled and to go back to xitter

>>936253498
grow up faggot. enough is enough already

>>936250359
Oh yeah…I’ve tried repeatedly to be nice to him but he’s so hateful.
It must be really difficult for him irl….I have sympathy, but he’d be like a special project.
>>936250395
It’s not hard to tell, you say the same hateful garbage, same words, same phrasing and same hateful mean spirited comments-you comment on pics of you.
You aren’t fooling anyone.

>>936253510
No u. Take your/soc/ ethots to >>>/soc/

>>936253546
i don't like soc or the people there i like the people on b. stop being a fucking hall monitor. take josh and nuri off your highlight filters and concentrate on someone else. or be normal for once in the past 2 years and stop attacking everyone all day for no reason. you're annoying and the well has run completely bone dry on you.

>>936253519
>Don't be hateful on 4chan /b/
>the interhste machine
>the only board that allows trolling

>>936251161
What’s the $6000 from?

>>936253603
Then don't be on /b/ its the trolling board

>>936253631
Not your business

>>936253662
you are such a crybaby faggot loser it's insane.

>>936253662
also this is why i call you a jew. this exact post you just made here. this is you being a jew condensed into a jew sphere and shoved into a baby foreskin ready to eat.

>>936253694
No U
>don't troll on trolling board

>>936253726
Idc

>>936253776
>drink more
>get hammer
>go hit people with it
>go back to prison
>/b/ improves 90% overnight

>>936237752 (OP)
I'd make myself 99 years old. More than likely I'm already dead and get to just blink myself out of existence.

If I'm still alive I'll be so old nothing will matter anyways, I'd spend my last days catching up on what I did with my life and then shit myself and die on my 100th birthday.

>>936253829
>/b/ improve
LEL

>>936253622
So it is you…
Several things here:
That’s the media’s name
What you do isn’t trolling; it flaming. It’s low effort name calling. It’s boring. It’s mean spirited.
Trolling is meant to be funny. You aren’t funny. At all. You are serious, yet stupid. There’s no cleverness, no in jokes, no memeing, just prolific spite. You are a talentless parasite.
I asked you to post a meme you made, you accused me of attempted theft.
YOU are cancer.

>>936253693
You brought it up. Dividends on your trust fund?

>>936253952
it's the end of the month so his aunt that controls the trust transferred him rent and food money for july.

>>936253915
>So it is you…
>Several things here:
>That’s the media’s name
>What you do isn’t trolling; it flaming. It’s low effort name calling. It’s boring. It’s mean spirited.
>Trolling is meant to be funny. You aren’t funny. At all. You are serious, yet stupid. There’s no cleverness, no in jokes, no memeing, just prolific spite. You are a talentless parasite.
>I asked you to post a meme you made, you accused me of attempted theft.
>YOU are cancer.

>>936253992
>it's the end of the month so his aunt that controls the trust transferred him rent and food money for july.

>>936254042
>No u

Perfect example.

>>936254097
baby shaney getting triggered by the truth again? you still didn't answer me up here >>936252727

>>936254123
>baby shaney getting triggered by the truth again? you still didn't answer me up here >>936252727

>>936254042
>>936254097
At least you read them.
Although, your comprehension skills are almost nonexistent, you read them.

You are bad at “trolling”

lol and he's broken yet again. give him 2 sips of near beer and he's 3 sheets to the wind

>>936254178
>At least you read them.
Although, your comprehension skills are almost nonexistent, you read them.

>You are bad at “trolling”

fail quote o well
>>936254197
>lol and he's broken yet again. give him 2 sips of near beer and he's 3 sheets to the wind

>>936254154
Petulant child

>>936254276
>Petulant child

I know how to get to you

>>936254492
lol that's the gosl

thread improvement

>>936253319
Hell yeah brother room for financing your future

>>936254760
>Hell yeah xis room for financing your future

shane how many times did you get your anus prolapsed when you were in the pokey

>>936255084
>shane how many times did you get your anus prolapsed when you were in the pokey

>>936255210
I'll take that as 6.

>>936249619
I found a bookshelf in someone's yard last night and carried it home 2.5 miles. Took over 2 hours

>>936256054
you can rent hand dollys from uhaul

I tried to get banana cream pie ice cream at Speedway today, but just like yesterday, they were completely out of all ice cream. It was 95 degrees out with a real feel of 100. I got a flat tire yesterday and had to walk a few miles

>>936256093
I could have just bought a book shelf with the rental cost

>>936256093
they come with truck.

>>936256255
you could have went and got a shopping cart from a grocery store and then returned it later

There is a squirrel directly overhead of me on a tree branch and he is very clearly angry with me. I don't know what he wants. Maybe food?

>>936256323
There are several shopping carts dumped in the woods nearby that the niggers used to get stuff to their apartments. I didn't think of it at the time. Would have been a long walk for the cart

>>936254820
People pay for content

>>936256463
they get territorial, there's one the yells at me every morning when i get in my car from a maple tree nearby

>>936256463
Look at this guy

>>936256658
blood thirsty

>>936256684
He was on the side of the tree and each time I put the food up to my mouth, he got a look like he was going to pounce at me. I'm on a bench about 6 feet from the tree

>>936256596
it's called prostitution. doublespeaker
there's no actual pornstars they're videotaped snd photographed prostitutes

>>936256760
you could try feeding it but you won't catch me trusting a nut sucker. they always want more

Donkey Kong Bananza

Anybody else taking advantage of the final day of the Aliexpress summer sale? What are some cool things to get?

>>936239154
Is this Andy sixx?

>>936237752 (OP)
I would go back, and get my asshole blasted by online pedotwinks. I’d make up a whole sham where I sign up for a fake Astrocamp or some shit and leave for summer vacation to get railed by some hung emo twink

>>936256214
Who rides here?

>>936257151
I ride to /b/ every day

>>936257061
Yes poopoo

Anybody tried this yet?

>>936257289
I was a mechanic for like 10years. I have a giant full suspension with a stealth rear hub, it’s basically custom at this point.
I got a 27.5 Pivot in a box…
I was riding about 20mi everyday for last 4years but I haven’t this year for…reasons.

>>936257646
My bikes keep breaking. I lost a nut for the crank on an old roadmaster bike and the crank fell off. Trying to find a replacement nut for a discontinued bike brand. I'm gradually building up a full tool kit so I can do more work.

Anybody eat this yet?

>>936257646
What reasons?

>>936237752 (OP)
10

>>936257989
To get prime pussy?

>>936257875
The crank bolt should be pretty universal even accross brands for cheap stuff.
Just stop in a shop.

>>936238302
So you can get prime 13 year old puss?

>>936257975
Just like a tidal wave of life. Once that settled down the weather got weird and I’ve really lost a lot of motivation.
I’m still really struggling to find a routine.

>>936239140
What did you do? Get prime preteen pussy and get arrested for pedophilia?

>>936239640
So you could get prime underage puss?

>>936258007
No, to prevent myself from making mistakes in school. I basically gave up at 10.

>>936258113
What motivated you before? Prime underage puss?

>>936257875
Oh and was it a nut or a bolt. I assume bolt for a 3 pc crank?

>>936258193
It was keeping the depression at bay and kept me in shape for music. I sang in a band and move around a lot. We broke up which was one of the things…it was with my best friends and it felt almost like a relationship break up.

>>936258215
The nut. It fell off on the road. It happened on two occasions and I found it each time. I then resolved to ride back home (it kept coming loose but would stay on for several minutes) and paint it orange and tie fishing line to it and tether it to the bike so I wouldn't lose it. But I lost it on the way back home. I think the bolt itself is damaged, causing the nut to fall off on the left side. I'll eventually have to replace the whole bolt, but I don't have the tool to get the bolt out

>>936258387
Oh. I understand now. Yeah it’ll be a standard size and thread, I used to know but have forgotten, but it’ll just be a couple bucks at a shop.

>>936258387
do you know what loctite is

>>936258387
Sounds like you probably could use a new crank set. Generally you need a crank puller. Might as well do bottom bracket too, which also requires special tool.

>>936258558
Although, you might just grab another bike. My daily is a 30 yr old Cannondale I had to rebuild it last year.

>>936258478
Yes I had bought loctite thread locker and was going to apply that before I lost it.
>>936258470
>>936258558
>>936258558

I have a Trek bike with a messed up back wheel. 3x7 21 speed. I took the back wheel off because the chain kept slipping and I didn't know what I was doing, and all the bearing balls fell out, so I replaced the wheel with a 6 cog wheel. The Shimano Altus derailleur is an index shifter, but it was able to move into place so I could use gears 4-6. The front derailleur worked with all 3 gears. Well the 6th cog cracked while I was riding. So now I can't ride it. I'm wondering how much it might cost to have the rear wheel rebuilt.
I just bought another bike at a yard sale and found another Trek Antelope 1995 bike in the garbage.

I would like to be put back on a 4yo boy and use my little, inocent body to fuck with a lot of horny women that don't care about morals, only sex.

Fruit salad
Yummy yummy

Kombuchan show your pussy

>>936259158
Jesus Christ, Shane lol you’re fucked

Is there a way to make a DIY eye cover for sleeping? I don't have blackout blinds

>>936259710
close your eyes or let me sit on them

>>936256828
So?

>>936258068
Of course it’s to get age appropriate puss

>>936259757
If it's a Nuri or some teen girl with a nice big ass, that would be a heavenly way to fall asleep

>>936259924
I'm a 6'3 man it's covers more area

>>936259757
If it matters it does and it doesn't, I think the later is the only thing I'd want

Why do other people always smell so fragrant and like soap? I would like to smell nice too. Any time anyone passes me, I smell soap. I just keep farting and smelling like farts

>>936260019
have you tried corking your as shut

>>936260088
ass*

>>936260088
I have shoved dildoes up there and even walked around with a vibrating butt plug in my ass. It fell out but I had long pants on with cuffs so it stayed inside

>>936260205
you have to get actual natural cork, like 3 inch diameter

Does Nuri forcefeed her pussy to men on a daily basis? I want to eat her out

Nuri crushed me with her thighs

Old

Now that that’s settled, kombuchan says hi everyone

>>936237752 (OP)
Go back. Maybe as far back as first grade but a little later would be better. Maybe summer before 5th grade.

>>936245397
>Nothing about sex was mentioned
Absolutely projection

>>936263435
Honestly just going back to that time and investing in Amazon or nvidia, you’d be done. Not to mention the wrongs you could right

>>936263435
So you could get some prime 4th and 5th grade puss?

>>936263322
kombucha is getting her turd cutter raped

>>936263496
he's a projecting pedo

>>936258894
Well you should be able to buy a new rear wheel.
What’s important is the indexing on the rear cogs in combination with the number of speeds on the shifter.
Again, go to your local shop, they’ll help you figure out all the intricate details.
The Altus derailleur will accommodate probably an 8spd but the shifters has to be replaced.
Thats the thing with lower end stuff, do you pay to upgrade or just get a new bike.
A decent new wheel and cassette are gonna be close to $100 plus some labor because dialing in a derailleur is a skill and an art. So many variables.
Bike size is a huge reason people quit riding too…you find a great bike at a good price but it’s the wrong size. Sucks.

Go back. I wouldn't even abuse my knowledge of the future, I just want to undo many mistakes and spend time with the people I've lost before I watch the world turn upside down again

>>936265411
Bicycle stuff is really difficult over the internet.
I tried to do right by folks who bought from the shop but they expected Cadillac performance from absolute garbage and pay under $100
It’s like a plumber or carpenter. Yeah you COULD do it but would it actually work?

Bicycles from department stores are literal trash.
They are dangerous to ride.

A decent bike from a decent shop really is a different animal.

>>936265600
You could potentially stop the world from turning upside down

>>936265600
You wanna get some prime lost upside down pussy?

that pussy was so prime it opened up a portal to australia

>>936237752 (OP)
Take me baack iin tiiime, to a better world, before I loost myy miiind.
I fucking hate my life and if I could change even just a handful of things it'd be infinitesimally better.
Take me back to 1998, I need to buy a fuckton of comics, record a mountain's worth of tapes full of cartoons, and so on.

Shane I’m gonna be honest, I read some of the shit you say both in these threads and in the ones you make, and holy shit dude I don’t think you’re a psychopath, I think you severely struggle with your sexuality.

Simp

>>936267648
You want that prime struggle puss?

>>936238229
Holy shit

I am personally pro AI

>>936271136
You want that prime AI puss?

>>936272160
Yes actually

Shane is single

>>936272567
and gay

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyzeth