>blocks your path and starts ranting about how lame white people and religion are

>>936239909 (OP)
>those rich white fundamentalist christian bank moguls i tell ya what

List the seven words you can't say on /tv/

>>936239911
Tranny, janny, nigger, foryou, sneed, chuck, checkem

I get where he was coming from at the time about the religion part. For all the good there was to it religion was basically woke tactics for decades.

And then he tells you a story about talking trains.

Ukraine's been awful quiet since this thread dropped

>>936239915
better start another ukraine thread.

Did you get tired of getting banned?

>>936239917
Are you a janny or something? Explain why making a Carlin thread is a bannable offense

>>936239911
Kike, Circumcision, Talmud, Liev, Schreiber, Baskin, Fund

George Carlin still triggering incels from beyond the grave 20 years later kek

>>936239913
religion
>love the sinner, hate the sin. you can be harsh but fair
secularism
>deify the sinner, love the sin, but also sin is not real. Anything goes. Do what you love unless you are white or straight
genius on 4chan
>both of these are the same!

>>936239909 (OP)
OG safe edginess

Jesus still triggering people like Carlin from Heaven 2023 years later lmao

>>936239920
He just shot in all directions, spoke his mind on whatever he wanted especially nearing the end when he really didn’t give a fuck, and it triggers all sides of the spectrum because if you can’t take a joke then he probably said something that’ll rustle your jimmies

>>936239920
Lol there isn't one particular thing he said that triggered me, not a one. Why do Gen Xers fail to understand that being edgy for the sake of being edgy... or to "trigger" or "piss off" people is lame as hell? Used to be comedy acts like Denis Leary, nowadays it's political grifters online

>>936239921
Secularism is just as brutal with dealing with what it defines as sin as any religion is. The sins are just different. It also has holy books, saints, martyrs, prophets and most important: heretics.

>>936239909 (OP)
I mean religion was wokeshit of 80s and 90s it needed to be subdued until it become useful again

>>936239909 (OP)
Yes Ivan, we know you're raiding. No Ivan, I will not hurt my Jewish and Muslim countrymen. No Ivan, I will not defect to your banana republic and fight wars against freedom. Yes Ivan, your break is over. Yes Ivan, you must go back to the front now. Better luck next time, Ivan.

>>936239915
>>936239916
>>936239928
Are the Russian trolls in the thread with us right now?

>>936239928
I am stationed on battleship potemkin.

>straight white working class banksters!

>>936239928
when did /tv/ start hating russianfolx? is this a /pol/ psyop?

>>936239929
yeah, I'm responding to one right now
you've been a great help to Iranians lmao

>>936239932
It's the same guy who keeps posting Gal Godot's feet, just ignore him.

>>936239932
A daring synthesis!

>>936239911
>>936239912
LOL

>>936239928
Who the fuck is Ivan

>>936239937
Ivan Naseewhitebankers

>>936239909 (OP)
he was a prophet of secular humanism and i don't want anything to do with that shit

>>936239909 (OP)

Nah nah nah. He didn't rant about just white people. He ranted about EVERYONE!!! Didn't matter your skin color, age, gender or religion. He gave no fucks! He'd rip you a new one with his words...

... and THAT'S what made him one of the best comedians EVER!

>>936239909 (OP)
>loud means funny!
Fuck that dude, him and lewis black.

>>936239928

Sounded perfectly George Carlin-esque... great job.

>>936240508
Obviously.
Why would a sub-human support humanism?

>>936243222
carlin was a sub-human

>>936243162
that wasn't his schtick at all, what are you even talking about nigger

>>936244764
This is a poltard thread. The russian influence shill stationed here believes George Carlin is an important cultural figure to mock.

>>936244881
ohhh ok

>>936244673
No.

>>936245106
>going to bat for a long dead boomer who was absurdly out of touch for decades even before he died
I just don't know why

>>936245347
He wasn't a boomer, and he literally pioneered mocking boomers 20 years ago better than the way you idiots do now.

>>936245417
>you ever notice how weapons, designed to penetrate flesh, look like dicks? No? Well they look a lot like dicks to me!

>>936245705
Found the russian

>>936245825
I'm not Russian, my name is Donald Harris and I'm from Maine Oblast. How foolish and bourgeois to imagine Russian agents would bother posting agitprop on such an inconsequential website.

>>936245825
i'm a 4changer anon(tm)! you can't stop me, npc!

and

>>936239909 (OP)
>i'm superior because i don't care and make fun of people who do
ACTUAL 14yo mentality
worst thing that ever happened to comedy

>>936239924
This. Carlin would be proud knowing he's still pissing off pussies (OP for example)

>>936244881
This. Just looking for more people who don't fall in step with the narrative to make Boogeymen out of. The Republican M.O.

>>936248103
you are a pussy

>>936248446
What brings you to that conclusion? All I did was state a fact

>>936248616
you don't know what carlin would be thinking right now

>>936248103
There isn't a single thing Carlin said that ever pissed me off. If you think that's the implication, you're autistic. Gen X edgelord types are just annoying.

>>936239924
Anytime some anon makes this claim about a comedian (le equal offender, I'm not racist i hate everybody the same) it turns out to be a system shill who makes the lamest possible critiques of those in power (e.g. jews are greedy and have big noses, nothing about media control or political maneuvering or crimes against humanity) while going full retard strawman vitriol against Whites, especially if rural and/or conservative (le inbred, le ignorant, le evil) ignoring that other demographics are far far worse on every count. South Park is the biggest offender here but there are many many others.

>>936248974
i mean, i hate white people too, but the liberal whites are by far worse than the conservative ones

>>936239909 (OP)