Thread 936244742

>infinitely powerful being
>couldn't stop Adam and Eve from eating some fruit

>>936244742 (OP)
>b-but He had to give us a choice!!!
>otherwise the rest of the plot wouldn't happen!!!

>>936244742 (OP)
snake was more power, tells you something don't it

>>936244742 (OP)
Yeah, free will is a bitch like that.

>>936244742 (OP)
>Couldn't stop
He put ONE glaring, restricted tree in the middle of a garden and told two monkeys that knew nothing of right and wrong not to mess with it, fucker knew exactly what he was doing.

>>936244742 (OP)
God invents science by inventing man in his image. Man invents God in the image of his science.

https://youtu.be/GhQENB4fuZk?si=x7wpEd9IsLByvKxS

>>936244742 (OP)
but just look at how his son turned out

always remember "made in his image" whenever someone does something totally fucked up lol
>how could someone be so evil, monstrous?
your truly, babe, lmao

mY mAgIc bOoK iS bEtTeR tHaN yOuR mAgIc boOk

>>936244893
All Abrahamitic religions are basically codified daddy issues. Their sacred texts are toxic and abusive relationships with a malignant narcissist: the book.

>>936244742 (OP)
The phrase "beast and lamb" is most prominently featured in the Book of Revelation in the Bible.
The symbolism in Revelation:
The Lamb: Represents Jesus Christ, emphasizing His sacrificial death for humanity's redemption and His ultimate victory over evil.
The Beast: Represents a powerful, blasphemous entity or system that opposes God and demands worship. It can be understood as symbolizing worldly empires and eventually the Antichrist, empowered by Satan.

>>936244742 (OP)
Why would God need glasses

>>936244742 (OP)
>couldn't stop Adam and Eve from eating some fruit
why bring Adam up? it was Eve that did it

>>936244742 (OP)
>Implying he didn't instruct the snake to fuck them over so he could act mad and banish them from Eden for shits and giggles.

>>936249910
As a Real Man™, he should've been able to stop her from committing the original sin of being able to learn about the truth of the universe.
Makes you think, which is obviously a sin. So you should stop doing it and submit to the Jewish god, Yahweh.

>>936249865
For the same reason he needs a starship.

>>936249865
He likes how they make him look.

>>936244742 (OP)
>>infinitely powerful being

The Demiurge is not infinitely powerful. Hes an Impostor of the True God.

This world is totally backwards. The bible is not about God. Its about the Demiurge.

>>936250122
>>936250175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN8Ncoenewg

Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.
If he does, he will see his offspring;
and he will prolong his days;
and at his hand Adonai’s desire
will be accomplished.
11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

Multiple sclerosis.

Ohhh it hurts so much

Multiple sclerosis


oyhhhhh i need to die

>>936244742 (OP)
>omniscient being didn't even know where they were or what they were doing

>>936244742 (OP)
>not realizing the purpose of the mythical characters and story is to carry on their backs the lessons to try and keep your tribe from repeating past mistakes
>not realizing you're making the same mistake as most christians and focusing on the bullshit instead of the lesson its carrying

We are so retarded in modern times that a man will waste his entire life arguing about biblical miracles and completely miss the lesson that the miracle only existed to convey.

>>936253316
And it's been happening for thousands of years. When the books of the bible were canonized they removed an assload of books and stories that were just pure fantasy fiction and had little or no percieved lesson value.

>>936253615
https://youtu.be/coDVcuVoINU

>>936253615
Apocalypse of Peter

>>936253316
>this enrages the christian
AND the atheist

It opens the idea that the book does have useful life lessons and can be read and used without believing that sandniggers are gods. That requires intellectual depth though, and threads arguing over the existance of gods and miracles are bereft of intellect.

>>936253615
Or maybe they just didn't understand the lessons the apocrypha contained.
Read the Book of Enoch.

>>936253990
i hope this becomes the meta of all these retarded religious threads. go read the bible, its actually good for you, unless youre a ducking idiot.

>>936254544
I am the book of Enoch. It's all real. My life is a roller coaster

>>936254544
I'm sure that's possible if you want to argue about what should or shouldn't be canonized, there are theological scholars today who argue about it, you should look it up it's very interesting.

>>936254618
The next gen of edgelords will carry bibles and be like "I don't believe in it, I just read it for the life lessons" and theyll be better people for it.

>>936253316
So were just supposed to sit around and argue about the lessons and accidentally develop a functional moral compass? Sound boring as fuck.

Itt: Big Bible trying increase sales.

The phrase "beast and lamb" is most prominently featured in the Book of Revelation in the Bible.
The symbolism in Revelation:
The Lamb: Represents Jesus Christ, emphasizing His sacrificial death for humanity's redemption and His ultimate victory over evil.
The Beast: Represents a powerful, blasphemous entity or system that opposes God and demands worship. It can be understood as symbolizing worldly empires and eventually the Antichrist, empowered by Satan.

>>936255498
What a lot of people don't think about, or just find hard to imagine, is the breadth of time involved since these stories were created. You could apply that symbolism to varying degrees of accuracy to many events and kingdoms and empires since it's inception. The church used to almost routinely use it to decree a king or leader as the defacto antichrist of the time. And it still happens, apparently.

>>936255840
just a bunch of fucking horseshit. shut your mouth. i'm suffering big time

>>936255927
Please explain.

>>936255940
I have MS and God made it really bad by smiting me with Shingles virus. I'm constantly moaning "ohhhhh" over and over. I;m ready to killl myself. You dumbasss fucking cretin. I'll kill you miotherfucker. I'll stab your ass.

>>936253990
As much as any other book of fables and myths.

>>936256027
Just die. You're just an animal like any other on this planet but as a human you do have the unique sentient ability to choose death. If you can shutdown your emotions and with real honesty weigh your existence on the scales of life and death and see that death is ultimately preferable, then maybe you should consider that path.

>>936256182
I have already chosen death. I am a dead man walking. God struck me down with MS. It's very painful. I am God's sacrificial lamb, pale white and small penis

>>936256334
Ok. You sound mentally ill more than anything but that's none of my business. Have a good death.

>>936256125
They're all basically the same stories, just rehashed and repackaged

We solved religion guys!

>>936256417
Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.
If he does, he will see his offspring;
and he will prolong his days;
and at his hand Adonai’s desire
will be accomplished.
11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

The phrase "beast and lamb" is most prominently featured in the Book of Revelation in the Bible.
The symbolism in Revelation:
The Lamb: Represents Jesus Christ, emphasizing His sacrificial death for humanity's redemption and His ultimate victory over evil.
The Beast: Represents a powerful, blasphemous entity or system that opposes God and demands worship. It can be understood as symbolizing worldly empires and eventually the Antichrist, empowered by Satan.

>>936244742 (OP)
They did not eat fruit.
They had sex.
Abel was Adam's son with Eve.
Cain was Lucifer's son with Eve.
Paternal twins.
Look at Eve's curse it fits the crime.