Thread 936250025

hope everyone's had a nice week so far

>>936250025 (OP)
based allison

I-I-I-I-I'm s-so s-sorry... I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine...

>>936250075
she's so happy being a mommy <3
it's cute seeing her insta updates

>>936250148
I-I know I-I-I-I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys w-want m-me t-t-to s-s-share... o-or a-a-at l-least g-g-get t-t-to t-t-talk t-t-to her...

>>936250194
W-W c-c-can b-be c-c-chat b-b-buddies t-t-they a-a-asked m-me...

i got fucking fired but the "CEO" told me to learn more and come back after some time so, life goes on man

“Ladies and gentlemen… I’ve seen barbed wire deathmatches in Tokyo, I’ve called Hell in a Cell from 20 feet up... but I ain’t never seen anything like this. There’s only one man in that ring. And somehow—he’s LOSING.”

>J-Tard stands center ring. Chair-bound. Twitching. Covered in lesions and rot. A stretched, foul-smelling wig clings to his scalp with glue and wishful thinking. He raises a phone, giggles, and bumps a thread.

“He just posted. He’s LIVE POSTING from the ring! We’ve got 20,000 in attendance and somehow he’s more focused on bumping his own thread about ‘shota being based’! Somebody unplug this pedophile freak!”

>The wig slips. Silence. It hits the mat with a wet thud.

“OH GAWD, IT’S OFF! THE WIG IS OFF! AND HE’S SCREECHING—NO NO NO—HE’S VOIDING HIS BOWELS MID-RING, KING! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY, GET THE CHILDREN OUTTA HERE!”

>>936250160
i would like to know where one would acquire fancy pony beads please

also hi

>Camera cuts to the stands—mass panic. Children shrieking, parents climbing over railings. The air is thick with a smell no words can capture.

“THE FANS ARE FLEEING! CHILDREN ARE TRAUMATIZED! THE FIRE MARSHAL JUST PASSED OUT FROM THE STENCH! THIS ISN’T A WRESTLING MATCH—THIS IS A BIOHAZARD INCIDENT!”

>J-Tard begins humping the corner turnbuckle while whispering in a wheezing voice, “You like that, don’t you, little shota... you’re getting hard, I can tell you're having a sexual awakening...” — to absolutely no one.

“HE’S TALKING TO GHOSTS! DELUSIONAL! DERANGED! TRYING TO SEDUCE INVISIBLE CHILDREN WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE THINKS HE’S WINNING—HE THINKS HE’S BASED—BUT HE’S JUST OOZING FUNGUS AND SHAME ALL OVER A 20x20 WRESTLING RING!”

>He reaches into his pants—pulls out the legendary plug, coated in wet shit and black rot. Holds it high. The lights flicker.

“NO NO NO! DON’T YOU DARE—OH GAWD HE THREW IT! HE THREW IT INTO THE CROWD! THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS! SOMEONE CALL THE CDC! SHUT DOWN THE BUILDING!”

>The camera man vomits. The referee blows his own brains out. EMTs refuse to enter the building.

“I CAN’T WATCH THIS. HE’S FIGHTING HIMSELF, HE’S MOCKING THE CROWD, HE’S REPLYING TO HIS OWN POSTS—THIS IS A PSYCHOTIC FEEDBACK LOOP OF DEGENERATION AND DECAY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED ON LIES AND MOLD.”

>J-Tard collapses mid-ring. Twitches. Smiles. Whispers “I win.”

“He thinks he’s victorious. He’s bathing in his own defeat and calling it glory. Folks… I don’t know who lost this match worse—him… or all of us.”

BEADY DESIRES DOG DOO

>>936250287
that's awful :(
are you ok?

>>936250317
hi hi!

real FPBs can only be found in the fancy pony beads region of southern france, so don't fall any fakes <3

>>936250317
Not a celeb

not a celeb guy, i'mma let you finish

but christina ricci is one of the cutest celebs of all time

of all time!

"Alright… so… uh… we’re here. With J-Tard. I—Jesus, man. I don’t even know where to start. That was the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. You fought yourself. You declared victory. You... evacuated... multiple organs mid-ring. How are you feeling, dude?"

"I feel beautiful, Joe. I transcended the flesh. I ascended. When I shat myself into unconsciousness, I was reborn. I became based incarnate. Did you see when my plug hit that sexy shota? That was symbolic."

"Symbolic of... what exactly?"

"Collapse. Of masculinity. Of linear time. Of the lies the FDA feeds you about what's ‘sanitary’ or 'legal'. That shota? He wasn’t a victim. He was a vessel. My plug? That’s real. That’s nature. Fungal, ancient, holy, based"

"I... I mean... I’ve had some weirdos on here, bro. But you’re operating on a level of rot I can’t even metabolize."

"I embraced the mold. I let the phimosis win."

>He smiles. Something bursts under the bandages on his lap. A nurse off-screen screams.

"Jesus Christ. Jamie, can we—can we cut the—no? Oh my god. You’re still leaking."

"That’s the last of the Mountain Dew Code Red I poured into my plug hole in 2017. It's aging like wine."

"Alright... look, man, I gotta wrap this up. Any final thoughts? Advice for... for the kids?"

"You are not real. Your parents are dead and the state owns your mind. Put the plug in. Hit bump limit. Become the thread."

>>936251043
oh hey, sorry, forgot I posted, this is correct, great actress too

>>936251113
Not celeb

>>936251043
>>936251113

Aliens is a scary movie but in order to preserve yourself you have to realize that you're an alien to others systems of values, to distinguish, to not assimilate completely and cognitively degrade the experience that makes you up

No mystery meat Kebobs just don't taste the same

Cultural globalism is bull. That's all she wrote.

>>936251113
mhm a wonderful performer
captivating <3
>that pic
her stylist was tapped into the mind of god that day

>>936251141
kill yourself troy

>>936250025 (OP)
Absolutely shit weak lord have mercy on me

a vast man is getting his shitpost on

>>936251263
i'm sorry to see that, anon

is there anything we could do to help?

>>936251414
Milk me

*frrrrrt*

>>936251233
ricci's stylist is a genius, could say the same allison really, and I'm sure they both have some input

>>936251556
Fat nigger

>>936251499
i suspect you and i may have a bias for pale waifs

>>936251743
indeed, I don't hate it when you post nora <3

>>936250148
>>936250194

>>936251807
is that so? :3

>>936252008
>>936251807
What are you doing, Beady?

>>936252072
Fucking a soupy fleshlight

>>936252072
what're YOU doing?
>>936252155
heh gross

>>936252183
Peel your face off

>>936252183
wearing a rat as a cock sleeve

>>936252230
jtard

>>936252008
be still my heart, she's a cute

>>936252072
kill yourself troy

>>936252345
jtard

>>936252368
Cat nigger

>>936250025 (OP)
Since when are you here at this time of the day?

Would BD suck J-Tard's necrotic fungal phimo penis?

>>936252220
>>936252230
peeling my face off with a rat sleeve right now <3

>>936252263
is it weird i wanna kiss her fingers?

>>936252441
my clock broke <3

>>936252488
Why don't you ask him? Oh wait you don't post when bd spams. It takes the attention away from you.

>>936252552
Sorry about your clock but not really.

>>936252634
My goddess Sabrina

>>936252631
rip chronos mcclockface
>dat pic
i'm so behind on who

>>936252670
Goddess... and sex doll

>>936252814
I haven't watched on the regular since the Capaldi era finished. By all accounts it's horrible now. Stunt casting Billie as whatever the fuck she's supposed to be is proof they're out of ideas.

>>936252670
>>936252913

ScientoIogist simp.

>>936252952
i watched most of jodi's run

i genuinely liked her and the companions, but the showrunner was embarrassingly inept and the actors had awful scripts to worth with :(

if capldi's doctor had decided not to regenerate at the end of that deeply touching wwi episode, it would have been a beautiful ending for the show as a whole

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

>>936252913
I need her so bad

>>936253168
makes sense.

>>936253199
We need her so badly

>>936253113
I like Jodie as an actress but I thought she was a weak choice to play the first female version of the doctor. I'd have to check the episode synopsis but I think I gave up after three episodes into her reign.

Capaldi was crippled by awful writing so it stands to reason that would carry over into the Chibnal era.


I'm also salty because they never gave us something like this ->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Blf073f2Lc

which would have been epic.

Also your idea for how the show could have ended is rather poetic and makes me wish they'd gone down that route.

>>936253340
Mommy is making me pump so hard

>>936252552
gosh, face peeling is sooo intense

>>936253414
What's your first thoughts when you see her?

>>936253655
I really must remember to recycle more plastics.

>>936253655
How I want to be her pet

>>936253384
they didn't have the courage to do that or this!

https://youtu.be/MMv0zs3oPZg

>>936253589
not really, you just need to hold a hot towel on your face for a bit then slice with the grain

>>936252952
I was flicking thrilled when Capaldi got it, but didn’t fucking make it past the first episode bc whoever the writer was on it just shoved together:
>“omg you’re so old” x1000
+
>we’ll just have Clara shack up with the first black dick she can find then
>doctor is every antihero cliche that was trending in 2010
>gay gay gay everyone is gay
>plots still written for 7yo’s

I’m fucking gay as hell but I don’t need every fucking character to be a non-binary lesbian zoophile, jfc. And don’t make the fucking doctor angry, anger is not a substitute for gravitas, and Capaldi can’t employ gravitas if we’re jabbering about a 5000 foot tall dinosaur in the Thames whose really just crying bc he’s misunderstood bc he’s homesick and misses his mommy. Don’t make me hate my few remaining heroes and don’t make me pity the villains, ffs. And the doctor should be plausibly having it off with his cute bubbly companion. I don’t need to see them going at it, but after Amy & Rory, Doctor SadCuck is not a compelling relationship device.

>>936253691
Those cowards! Maybe if they take it off the air and bring it back in 2028 there's a chance.

>>936253766
You certainly have your opinions anon.

>>936253927
>>936253998
the most perfect boombahs and feet ever conceived

i mean, um, yes, it's time for the show to take a break for a while and find its landlegs again

>>936253655
Badly aging model. Face and ass of a 40yo, + a mountain of plastic surgery and Botox trying to hide it. She looks like she’s trying to be a pinup model but is always wearing way, wayyyy too much makeup but doesn’t know how to put it on in the first place. I can only imagine how talented and skilled she is as a “musician”. lol generic A&R manufactured pop sensation #633679

>>936253998
No thank you anon but by all means you continue to post her.

>>936254071
Gonna be number one on the charts again soon, must suck to be in the past

>>936253689

>>936254174
>Gonna be number one on the charts again soon, must suck to be in the past

>number one on the charts again soon
>must suck to be in the past

>>936254174
I want her to peg me

>>936254082
Speaking of you should defs continue to post her too

>>936254174
I didn’t say that children won’t listen to what they’re told, that’s exactly what makes A&R vehicles like her work, and it’s worked since they started doing it in the 1950s.

>>936254239
I gots a few Jenna in my dl folder.

>>936254229
Or the opposite

>>936254279
>>936254217
You can either cry about it or get with the times, won't matter either way

>>936254340
She can sit on my face

>>936254217
Don’t look for logic in the mind of the American consumer. They’re cattle, and if you have any doubt, the entire field of marketing exists, and on it our economy, based entirely on that premise.

>>936254290
Likewise. What a gem

to be fair to sabrina carpenter, it's possible she's intentionally playing with extremes like thick makeup and hyper-feminine wardrobe to sort of "reclaim" them for women vs the traditional male gaze

how successful she's been in doing that is certainly up for debate, of course

>>936254340
>You can either cry about it or get with the times

Again anon:

>Gonna be number one on the charts again soon, must suck to be in the past

>>936254380
Oh you. You really are a child of tumblr.

>>936254380
name? idk her

though if that is what she's doing, she's still doing it within the confines of an industry under which there can't really be any ethical or substantial cultural reclamation attempts

>>936254423
never cared for it, but i get where you're coming from

sorry

>>936254441
norafawn aka dollrust

>>936254441
norafawn. Not to be confused with the fawn that Jacob posts. Unless you like twinks with big cocks.

>>936254493
Nothing to be sorry about.

*Pats you on the head*

>>936254367
She can suck my cock

>>936254384
Someone fetch the tissues for this anon

>>936254340
I can also just continue to ignore every boring forgettable flash in the pan teenybopper they try to peddle to you children. She will be about the 7000th in my lifetime, and you will reach that point too when you grow up, bc none of this shit lasts, it’s disposable cash grab product just like hip hop post-1999. No one a century or even a generation from now is going back to listen to this shit to be amazed at the musicianship and revel in the great leaps forward in innovative pioneering composition. This is all forgettable trash, just buy it and shut up and buy the next one. That’s your job.

>>936254631
This anon needs them more.
>>936254659

>>936254516
im confused but in a dif way maybe i mean i dont dislike them lol

>>936254380
Nope. The feminists shit that down in day 2. She’s just being sold as a sex model and letting you losers argue and try to justify it to yourselves bc you’ll tell yourselves anything to feel like you’re trendy and not in fact a pathetic internet loser, which you very much are after all.

>>936254577
>*Pats you on the head*

>>936254843
>a pathetic internet loser, which you very much are after all.
i won't deny that, but i'm not a consumer of sabrina carpenter's work - i just had some thoughts on it

>>936254693
You're right, they can share

>>936254659
I ain't reading all that, happy for you tho

>>936254659
i have an actual work day tomorrow, that's always a treat.

>>936254860
You definitely have a "type" mr anon you really do?

I assume you're still, umm, relief free?

>>936255042
mhm

it's been 416 days

>>936255174
impressive must be so swollen and tender

>>936255174
>416 days
You have your reasons, however strange they may be.

You do you. Or not in this instance.

>>936255196
She's amazing

not me and corly cumming to BBC gangbang porn together ::crying_laughing_emoji::

cringe

>>936255979
True beauty sandwiched between a bitch who looks like she had a fucking stroke that left her with a droppy face

>>936255280
>>936255310
mornings are hard (pun kind of intended) but i've gotten to where i don't even think about it most of the day

>>936256055
All look good to me, but Karen...

>>936256078
>african flag colors
not a coincidence

>>936256078
I remember a thread from before the site went down where I thought you were gonna pop. I was worried about flooding in your part of the world.

You're a curious cat. Never change. And it's nice to see you around when the threads are somewhat normal.

Catch you on the bounce Mr. Samoan.

that man is a girl scout cookie??

>>936250025 (OP)
On a Wednesday, dickless?

>>936256217
>so far

>>936256116
i hadn't noticed, but i do wonder sort of people she's typically attracted to

ideally i'd hope she's a wholesome lesbian, but reality is cruel most times

>>936256174
ᓚᘏᗢ <3

there have been close calls, but i've managed to compose myself

are you off then? have a lovely rest of your day, anon and be comfy

>>936256217
it's the mid-point, so i'm saying i hope the week has been nice for folks thus far

sorry if that wasn't clear :(

>>936256241
It could almost be said you grasped the situation by the horn and took a firm control of things.

Kinda.

Yep time for me to make like a tree and leave. Until the next time Mr. Samoan.

*Rubs belly*

>>936256281
Can't get enough Francesca

>>936256309
when you're a 400-pound samoan, everyone wants to rub your belly for luck

i should charge a fee and donate it to pet rescues :P

take care

>>936256372
Long Covid is a truly wicked condition to live with.

For me, it's a Jenna slutwife

>>936256652
shes BBC only

>>936256708
too right, mate

>>936256720
Unreal body

>>936256652
Jenna did a lot of work with the BBC...

>>936256878
She's a slut for that British Broadcasting Corporation

>>936256898
Always comes home from a long day of filming all sweaty and sticky

>>936257037
Jenna knows she has to give as good as she gets with her co-stars

are they really talking about the telly channel?

>>936256652
>>936256898
>>936257066

I'm still pumping hard for Jenna after all these years

I-I know I-I-I-I k-know...

>>936257110
she's still my #1 heartthrob after all this time

>>936256374
id wanna rub more than just the belly

>>936257110
that pretty face deserves a good pumping

Jennas fat ass and wide hips
Now

chef this black pepper was too spicy.
no i dont want less pepper, I want the pepper to be less spicy

>>936257167
(^///^)

>>936257254
fuck yes mommy nicki

>>936257184
And a relentless face fuck

>>936257128

cringe

>>936257285
Mmmm yes baby

>>936257203
>>936257294
hell yesss. ruin that pretty face with your dick


>>936257300
love this little blonde pop whore

>>936257330
time to pump

>>936257333
So pretty

>>936257349
It's the one thing that always comes to mind. Those big eyes looking up with fear as a cock quickly slides past those lips

>>936257462
She is simply THE prettiest

>>936257462
making those eyes water as she gags on your throbbing meat

>>936257439
Same, cock is out

>>936257349
Hell yea

>>936257462
>>936257478
Oh oh oh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTAtC5vksC0
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>936257260
you could introduce me to nice celebs and i could ruin that streak you got going hehe

>>936257478
Exactly, and this is the only way to treat her

>>936257517
Hear Jenna struggling and choking hard

>>936257587
Exact same with her too

>>936257576
needs to be gangbanged and bred

>>936257553
nicki would milk my cock in seconds

>>936257685
Tied up and used

>>936257714
Simply the best

>>936257608
naw, don't do dat
i wanna make it to two years at least

>>936257685
Agreed

>>936257769
wear that whores holes out

>>936257780
queen energy

>>936257788
can just imagine plapping between those thighs until her pussy milks me for all im worth

watching minji fancams

>>936257805
Absolutely

>>936257790
snood?

>>936257854
Pumping hard now

>>936257818
Slut energy too

>>936257785
aw ok i woudlnt make you why you want so long?

>>936257910
fuck yes same. id be happy just gettting to cum all over her fat ass.

>>936257926
that one goes without saying

>>936257910
>>936257883
popstar hoes best

>>936257883
i need to pump for her

>>936257628
Damn!

>>936257971
And I'd use her in the exact same way as this for it too >>936257517

>>936257952
>>936257971
Her feet alone could get me there

>>936258060
fuck i love all that pretty makeup

>>936258060
she must suk n fuk like a demon I'm convinced of it

>>936257971
>>936257986
I’ve been going for a bit now

>>936257855
cute hoodie

>>936257944
it's half personal challenge, half enjoying denying myself

>>936258103
id definitely have a load for her feet too

>>936258140
just pulled my cock out and im already leaking

>>936258145
ever wear a chastity?

>>936258115
Will look even better when there's a white cock pumping into her mouth

>>936258134
It'll take a lot of skill to make her gag

>>936258187
Yesss

>>936258187
Good boy

>>936258224
fuck yes. balls slapping against her chin. saliva and precum running down her throat and on to her tits

>>936258145
wish i had more of her in that hoodie for ya unfortunately i don't :/

>>936258285
mmmm you fucking whore. bend over and let us run a bareback train on you

>>936258324

>>936258300
all that drool and cum spilling onto her big black tits, tears as well

>>936258333
Take me baby

I <3 Allison

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY DICK

>>936258436
I love preggos.

>>936258414
FUQ JOHN DEERE

>>936258444
Understandable tbf

>>936258428
somebody needs to get down there and lick it up

>>936258481
preggos are lovely

>>936258191
not a real, locking one
i've been considering getting a bluetooth one that a remote partner could control

>>936258320
no worries, dear
just had to highlight the comfy cuteness :D

>>936258436
hi sweetboy <3

>>936258515
It'll be her if she's able to stop me from fucking her face again

>>936258485
i recently played a tabletop game recently with a card that would curse the player with a negative status effect if there were any john deere tractors in sight

>people having a nice chat
>homeless asshole throws a fit

>>936258673
>>936258673
>>936258673

Unbelievable. A mostly decent celeb thread for once

>>936258631
So pretty

>>936258620
non locking? and bluetooth would be so fun

>>936258650
BASED

>>936258740
Had a pretty good week

coom

cum

>>936261047
yo, same

jizz

jizz

semen lol

cooming

goon

cooommmmmming

jizz

jizz

cook

>>936258631
>>936257790
>>936254371
>>936254290
>>936254082
Pedophile

cooommmm

>>936274026
k

jizx

jizz

cum

>>936278240
I guess someone was banned. Explains all the threads not being finished.