Thread 936269923 - /b/ [Archived: 762 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:00:02 AM No.936269923
1746256834760147
1746256834760147
md5: a6b9626a6422c53a49efc11913798dda๐Ÿ”
I like micro dicks and want you to post yours. Thank you.
Replies: >>936270076 >>936273478 >>936274140 >>936277830 >>936280267 >>936296007
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:05:16 AM No.936270076
pp
pp
md5: 1f71c871bb73b30cfb042b23d2f45d58๐Ÿ”
>>936269923 (OP)
Ok
Replies: >>936270599
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:24:19 AM No.936270599
>>936270076
is good
Replies: >>936271081
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:31:14 AM No.936270761
20180414_104405-scaled
20180414_104405-scaled
md5: a363f55c3eda12d7f02110707560cb33๐Ÿ”
here you go
Replies: >>936270934
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:38:24 AM No.936270934
>>936270761
all the way back from 2018
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:45:00 AM No.936271081
>>936270599
Thanks. I'm pretty self conscious about it tbh
Replies: >>936271331
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:55:16 AM No.936271331
>>936271081
It honestly looks like an average dick. You are just fat.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:55:20 AM No.936271333
1701600774575138
1701600774575138
md5: c3c3696d3166da350e80bfd94223b3ab๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>936271436 >>936271687 >>936296515
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:59:14 AM No.936271436
>>936271333
naisu. if it's soft I want to see what it looks like hard.
Replies: >>936271643
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:41 AM No.936271643
PXL_20250329_215533690~2
PXL_20250329_215533690~2
md5: 5f966c0b3fd4fd985a8cb5656cfea781๐Ÿ”
>>936271436
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:08:09 AM No.936271687
>>936271333
impressive in a way. I start out about the same size but grow to like five inches
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:32 AM No.936272281
Why is my penis the OP? wtf? and it's not a micro either
Replies: >>936272331
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:29 AM No.936272331
>>936272281
heehee
Replies: >>936272403
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:35:52 AM No.936272403
peanutz
peanutz
md5: cca2c32117d9daccb1495ab98ffbf1e2๐Ÿ”
>>936272331
here' another pic of it but I would say I'm just small/below average not really classified as a micro
Replies: >>936272417
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:36:34 AM No.936272417
>>936272403
yeahhhh I'm sure I just grabbed the pic from another thread. micro is a term I'm using loosely
Replies: >>936272481
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:40:11 AM No.936272481
>>936272417
eh it's all good. I am pretty small so whatever lol I just was a bit surprised when I saw the thumbnail.
Replies: >>936272503
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:41:22 AM No.936272503
>>936272481
legitimately would have used a pic of my own dick but i'm more average than my type. still not very big
Replies: >>936272543
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:43:19 AM No.936272543
>>936272503
I'm just remembering when I posted in a dirty snap thread or something saying I wanted to show off my micropenis and then people got mad because I was just 'small' and I click baited them into messaging me lol
Replies: >>936272576
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:44:58 AM No.936272576
file
file
md5: 8b11166a70a2c9f8c512e38cf74b326f๐Ÿ”
>>936272543
this is my dick. I feel like I missed out on having a really small one, ngl. at least guys are more likely to let me put it in their ass.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:52:04 AM No.936272714
20250626_004331
20250626_004331
md5: 6f098d1917f02532d05a004a1d0b4bbc๐Ÿ”
how's this little guy?
Replies: >>936272776 >>936272968
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:54:24 AM No.936272776
>>936272714
looks small and thin
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:06:20 AM No.936272968
>>936272714
omg you took a pic just for this thread. cute
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:08:47 AM No.936273021
IMG_6359
IMG_6359
md5: 0be48acc9eaacf90056448f5e28cbc10๐Ÿ”
This count ?
Replies: >>936273044
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:09:37 AM No.936273044
>>936273021
it looks small and thin. Do you know the length of it?
Replies: >>936273090
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:12:03 AM No.936273090
>>936273044
5 on the dot
Replies: >>936273164
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:16:03 AM No.936273164
>>936273090
damn. that angle makes it look really small. or maybe 5 inches just looks that small.
Replies: >>936273245
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:19:50 AM No.936273245
>>936273164
5 is small Iโ€™m sure the angle does help. Want another ?
Replies: >>936273258
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:20:20 AM No.936273258
>>936273245
Sure. Are you French?
Replies: >>936273319
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:23:12 AM No.936273319
>>936273258
Yes, why?
Replies: >>936273335
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:23:50 AM No.936273335
>>936273319
the disconnected question marks give it away
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:34:38 AM No.936273478
IMG_6370
IMG_6370
md5: 25b650a72b7e1bcccb809b2df84da165๐Ÿ”
>>936269923 (OP)
Op u like?
Replies: >>936273487 >>936278072
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:15 AM No.936273487
>>936273478
looks too long for me
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:44:06 AM No.936273594
IMG_5047
IMG_5047
md5: fa18f54e0182e1f7aa0dfdf7e34f13c5๐Ÿ”
reposf
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:12:50 AM No.936274035
IMG_1537
IMG_1537
md5: fb23e33fba5650d8d945e496c717f0be๐Ÿ”
small enough
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:19:15 AM No.936274140
>>936269923 (OP)
i need to find nudes when i was 2 , you know like diaper changes , i havent been micro sense i was 2
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:03:01 PM No.936276291
4ij3JJsqbtlF
4ij3JJsqbtlF
md5: 1436fbd18b5bfa77834c255894bb011d๐Ÿ”
Want a little tease? Ask me nicely. emaquiie
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:28:06 PM No.936277830
shy_thumb.jpg
shy_thumb.jpg
md5: d73f3a8c505acaf6f58370dc53dc0c5c๐Ÿ”
>>936269923 (OP)
i like them too, thanks for posting yours
Replies: >>936284596 >>936297157
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:41:46 PM No.936278072
>>936273478
Thatโ€™s avg man, especially if you lost weight. Not for this thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:20:06 PM No.936279014
Picsart_25-04-28_16-19-56-932
Picsart_25-04-28_16-19-56-932
md5: 370227e2cdd1511077dd1458927e2240๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>936285637
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:01:22 PM No.936280235
Picsart_25-06-26_09-00-43-376
Picsart_25-06-26_09-00-43-376
md5: 987dff971402843a58a80aec53b2e30f๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:02:24 PM No.936280267
>>936269923 (OP)
What do we consider micro dicks?
Replies: >>936281374 >>936282623
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:32 PM No.936281374
>>936280267
You must be under 33 to comment.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:14:52 PM No.936282623
>>936280267
Under 5 inches
Replies: >>936289743
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:17:26 PM No.936284596
almostcame_thumb.jpg
almostcame_thumb.jpg
md5: 7dc6a699d6cba88af9ec7d6dd7685c23๐Ÿ”
>>936277830
Replies: >>936297157
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:27:36 PM No.936284929
av-media:u:rvXZd2vZSYW*cGKT8cF3JQ-UufXgkgwSQOBhXr5kZehoQ
Too small for the cage
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:35:08 PM No.936285143
232fd23f
232fd23f
md5: ae04db357b1ef3317ecbe66bba22c24c๐Ÿ”
welp guess I have to post
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:48:21 PM No.936285590
Screenshot_20250330_092421_Gallery
Screenshot_20250330_092421_Gallery
md5: 9c678851cab8e6db831dd9a3c5dbff57๐Ÿ”
I've been called small before. My confidence hasn't been the same since.
Replies: >>936285892 >>936286270
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:49:50 PM No.936285637
>>936279014
super cute, love this one a lot <3
Replies: >>936286774
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:57:42 PM No.936285892
>>936285590
I would not consider you small anon. That looks like 6.5-7in at least with pretty good girth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:27 PM No.936286270
>>936285590
This is the wrong thread for you
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:10:58 PM No.936286498
Screenshot_20250626-120948~2
Screenshot_20250626-120948~2
md5: 0f03101f4a3d3c06afa831c0b35c26ff๐Ÿ”
Gutter sucks a micro dick in this scene
Replies: >>936286514
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:11:31 PM No.936286514
>>936286498
*Carter
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:11:35 PM No.936286517
file
file
md5: 34ae479fe9ea028e82194b642675cd8f๐Ÿ”
I wish more of these guys posted measuring pics online
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:18:27 PM No.936286774
>>936285637
Thanks! I've got some more.
Replies: >>936286945
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:22:34 PM No.936286945
>>936286774
I would love to be further blessed seeing it, thanks anon :)
Replies: >>936287349
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:34:16 PM No.936287349
Picsart_25-05-05_17-11-36-139
Picsart_25-05-05_17-11-36-139
md5: 5b038febd583a4519708b3e09321ad3e๐Ÿ”
>>936286945
Here's one while I look for the rest.
Replies: >>936287684
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:43:39 PM No.936287684
32rf4334
32rf4334
md5: c7ab8becbd2b0c346ae23b20ef793606๐Ÿ”
>>936287349
those panties are very darling on you! I'll post another of myself as payment.
Replies: >>936287771
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:46:05 PM No.936287771
Picsart_25-05-05_17-10-27-828
Picsart_25-05-05_17-10-27-828
md5: 5d9e52d128c125780a5b8d75378129bb๐Ÿ”
>>936287684
Thank you! Any requests? I'm at work, but can try to make it happen.
Replies: >>936288369
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:00:12 PM No.936288369
>>936287771
honestly would like to see what it looks like hard! it's so adorable
Replies: >>936288472
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:02:59 PM No.936288472
>>936288369
I'll try! It doesn't get very hard anymore, though.
Replies: >>936288603
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:06:09 PM No.936288603
>>936288472
No worries, whatever you can manage :)
Replies: >>936288733
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:08:59 PM No.936288733
>>936288603
I think I've got some cute ones. But my hands are in them, and I'm not fem. I just have a little pp. Is that ok?
Replies: >>936288935
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:12:55 PM No.936288935
>>936288733
I don't have an issue with that, go ahead!
Replies: >>936289007
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:14:29 PM No.936289007
Picsart_25-06-26_13-11-26-760
Picsart_25-06-26_13-11-26-760
md5: 17f5a44111b475de1b5b76f4d622f33b๐Ÿ”
>>936288935
This is as hard as I could get...
Replies: >>936289226
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:20:14 PM No.936289226
3435345
3435345
md5: cf5ad4db03d12cf472309689382f9c2e๐Ÿ”
>>936289007
Aww I love that, I'm proud of you for doing your best <3 here's another of me for you!
Replies: >>936289350 >>936289398
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:22:48 PM No.936289350
>>936289226
I really like yours!
Replies: >>936289748
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:24:05 PM No.936289398
Picsart_25-06-26_13-23-39-637
Picsart_25-06-26_13-23-39-637
md5: 082bb01e7de459330d0d9cc954942721๐Ÿ”
>>936289226
I edged a little too hard...
Replies: >>936289748
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.936289743
>>936282623
When I was in HS I was 6in but I think Iโ€™ve got less useable now because of weight gain
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:23 PM No.936289748
7837827
7837827
md5: ef28aad08cc3625322ccb7f4b5e22cd6๐Ÿ”
>>936289350
ahhh thank you <3 I'm trying to get it a little smaller!

>>936289398
cute~ looks like you need to be cleaned up <3
Replies: >>936289842
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:51 PM No.936289842
Picsart_25-06-26_13-34-20-895
Picsart_25-06-26_13-34-20-895
md5: 580b8971c0ba08a7f83bf71bdc0ec29c๐Ÿ”
>>936289748
I wouldn't say no. I really like sharing pics with you. It's got me feeling kinda funny...
Replies: >>936290216
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:43:25 PM No.936290216
>>936289842
it must be my sparkling personality ;)
I love spe, with a dash of extra implication on the side. Great definition in this pic by the way!
Replies: >>936290345
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:45 PM No.936290345
Picsart_25-04-29_09-38-43-150
Picsart_25-04-29_09-38-43-150
md5: 9de9b8a078fc35ea08be05839d6d3173๐Ÿ”
>>936290216
Maybe... like... do you have disc?

Here's an older pic. The cage size is Nano.
Replies: >>936290812
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:59:52 PM No.936290812
>>936290345
mhm! you can add me. aquillifyouwill

I've been meaning to get a holy trainer recently, I really like the sparkly glitter on yours <3
Replies: >>936291198
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:10:47 PM No.936291198
>>936290812
Sent! I'll get you the link to it. I've really enjoyed this kind. It's my 3rd one as I've shrank.
Replies: >>936291408
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:15:59 PM No.936291408
Picsart_25-04-30_17-03-46-118
Picsart_25-04-30_17-03-46-118
md5: 70f55d6939d435d9dbf3d47e50bd984e๐Ÿ”
>>936291198
Where I started vs. where I am now.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:26:05 PM No.936291800
100_0010
100_0010
md5: 53aa8155b3d122e5274ed8bc7ab5db8a๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:25 PM No.936291856
100_0014
100_0014
md5: b1c6fdcfd467bc46c00f0b2a96cdd75d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:41 PM No.936292089
I was at an adult arcade in Huntsville this past weekend, just passing through.

One of the guys had a tiny cock, barely bigger than the pre-pubescent cocks of my childhood experimentations. I loved it and wanted to suck him off till he came but he didn't want to cum yet. So I just stroked and fondled him through the glory hole. I'll be thinking of that wonderful little spike every time I creampie my wife or gf for the next month.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:34:52 PM No.936292179
20130901_182124-1
20130901_182124-1
md5: 1e3dde7035fc078367e4330806ce02a0๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:37:22 PM No.936292266
20250624_052222
20250624_052222
md5: 2ea138bf5bcc79cc798991136b50e7b2๐Ÿ”
nasty bulls make fun of me and make me rub my little cock with my mommy's panties. if you can make me cum in them I'll send her tits

snapchat- astral9948
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:38:45 PM No.936292321
2014-03-26 18.44.11
2014-03-26 18.44.11
md5: dfd9bfc3216c10f0da4f520b20848465๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:39:57 PM No.936292360
20140326_183554
20140326_183554
md5: bbf41dc18b4186f5f0126c418e5b4670๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:51 PM No.936292753
0702111911a
0702111911a
md5: bafbe17b70aefdbf8186fdf9243fc41d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:53:02 PM No.936292897
20160320_122504 (1)~2
20160320_122504 (1)~2
md5: 3558bba6bf83aaffd8999e6159401889๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:55:51 PM No.936292994
PXL_20250607_193042623.MP~2
PXL_20250607_193042623.MP~2
md5: bad8865eaca0d35f54118164c317481a๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:56:07 PM No.936293012
PXL_20250607_193103833~2
PXL_20250607_193103833~2
md5: be5cc440344a4c98a9a38af9043b9d6e๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:21 PM No.936293153
20170927_190350~2
20170927_190350~2
md5: 39af576a116472bfd36f24ac99fe30dc๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.936293198
0913112241a
0913112241a
md5: 9000352abd6ba5795d823b0c98f3afff๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:00:49 PM No.936293218
100_0022
100_0022
md5: 4ba339e24a3544a68b4a71e292c07c98๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:01:35 PM No.936293254
20150516_112004
20150516_112004
md5: 3e9ad1aa9243f29c674d7e85a41e2ac1๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:02:03 PM No.936293279
100_0013
100_0013
md5: a6638842baae9b460b4193d08ea13b74๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:04:36 PM No.936293362
20161219_142505
20161219_142505
md5: 4fe8deaf24855f9b4e08006df0cd6f54๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:12:12 PM No.936293637
23232~2
23232~2
md5: 41e1ee5034d6f2b5c4708b16553463f3๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:14:22 PM No.936293726
100_0020
100_0020
md5: 2ac8cf3fdc38d185173787eeee9dd735๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>936293976
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:20:43 PM No.936293976
>>936293726
The nastiest thing I've ever seen
Replies: >>936294189
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:25:50 PM No.936294189
IMG-20250320-WA0048~2
IMG-20250320-WA0048~2
md5: 7f0c9e400d0bec04becd4556af2cb2fd๐Ÿ”
>>936293976
It's a nut in a chicks mouth. If you're only responding to that one pic out of the dozen I've posted....
Replies: >>936294217
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:26:19 PM No.936294209
IMG-20250320-WA0046
IMG-20250320-WA0046
md5: 7673db5833f9f668f7427f760ce3feb7๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:26:28 PM No.936294217
>>936294189
idk. we're not here to see your bitch
Replies: >>936294252 >>936294291
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:27:14 PM No.936294252
>>936294217
So post, faggot
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:28:09 PM No.936294291
1747335505739953
1747335505739953
md5: 3644c22eb5267d215f42548a8f3e3a43๐Ÿ”
>>936294217
Faggots like this are what kill threads.
Replies: >>936294338
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:29:17 PM No.936294338
>>936294291
If you mean the men who post nothingburger pics of their slampigs in threads by faggots and for faggots you're right.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:34:56 PM No.936294579
I'm entirely average-sized. I've put weight on in the last few years, so I'm smaller than I used to be when soft.

which is slightly fun, but at the same time, annoying that I'm not actually small, because there's days I could really enjoy playing with someone in a submissive role, who'd do the whole small penis / its just a clit scene someday.
Replies: >>936294643
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:49 PM No.936294617
heavy hanger balls for btards
heavy hanger balls for btards
md5: 0786ffc62797cf66ec65e3a346efecef๐Ÿ”
Balls are heavy hangers after dealing with a heat wave all day
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:36:17 PM No.936294643
>>936294579
also an average chubby guy and get the desire for sph. i wonder if part of it is connected to having a very small, sometimes buried penis in childhood
Replies: >>936295372
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:51:24 PM No.936295372
>>936294643
there's also just, sometimes, its fun to like the idea of filthy, depraved, or just degrading stuff and to get off on it - be that as a dom, and you doing it to a sub, or as a sub, and a dom doing it to you.

what's that eurythmics' lyric:
>Some of them want to abuse you
>Some of them want to be abused
>Sweet dreams are made of this

It is natural to want or fantasise of things that are extreme, or transgressive - especially if you live in any sort of conservative society, (insert obvious example of the measurably higher prevalence of searches for trans porn in conservative-leaning "red" parts of the states.), that transgression, the taboo is as much part of it as the actual act. and to face that taboo is itself exciting.

and society does mock the idea of a small penis - the boy racer with the massive exhaust goes past, and its "look at him, overcompensating." and so on. And actually embracing and exploring that social taboo, is exciting, in many ways. Chastity's probably the same, the social expectation of virility, to be able to get hard. something which prevents that, is taboo - and the secret of wearing something that denies that function is something that makes it appeal to many.

Personally, I kind of wish there were a temporary equivalent to the opposite of Viagra - a pill that would make you impotent for 4 hours, however much you wanted to be hard. that would be amazing for SPH or kink scenes.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:58:01 PM No.936295710
>>936295372
i'm not a bottom but it's frustrating sometimes how I'm almost always thicker and often longer than the men I'm into. At the end of the day being small with guys sounds hotter than topping very well
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:04:26 PM No.936296007
IMG_8491
IMG_8491
md5: 0cc2c134c7173a52b5577c6b50d78daf๐Ÿ”
>>936269923 (OP)
hellooooo <3
My pp is smaller than the key to my chastity cage, am I cooked?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:05:43 PM No.936296068
>>936295710
I'm a bi switch. I cant make my mind up what I want 50% of the time.

that said, sph from someone way smaller than I am would be fun in a particularly transgressive way sometime - the idea that I'm not enough to satisfy their need, so I deserve to be on the receiving end of some sort of twisted cbt play, because the only thing I'm good enough for is to be a toy to ruin. that kind of table turning appeals to the subby gay facet of my tastes.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:10:29 PM No.936296270
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IMG_2306
md5: c392e4619c4a329d0db118e0027c1cbb๐Ÿ”
am i small enough?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:11:26 PM No.936296315
>>936296068
most of my experiences have been with smaller men telling me I'm fat or have a small penis
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:12:38 PM No.936296376
>>936296270
honestly looks average. Perhaps even a bit thick/chunky for a flaccid penis.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:14:43 PM No.936296475
>>936296270
>am i small enough?
Why the Hitler stache?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:15:27 PM No.936296515
>>936271333
fuck bro i am sorry man
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:27:30 PM No.936297036
>>936296475
ok, on women its the "landing pad", but on men, that's definitely now the "Adolf Dickler".
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:22 PM No.936297157
>>936277830
>>936284596
>when your penis finds the fountain of youth