Am I reading this right?
I need to be over 30 years old to enter this event?
What kind of fuck ass bullshit is this?

This is TRUMPS AMERICA NOW FAGGOT
no one wants your young dumb ass around

>>936282123 (OP)
Nobody wants children attending an orchestra...pretty simple.

>>936282123 (OP)
Why don't they just install sonic weapons that only evil teenagers under the age of 40 can hear, and no one else? Also, why did the anchor stores at my mall go out of business? Like there should be a place like Sears to buy tools and clothes at but the whole place sounds like it's infested with wasps and the building is sinking into a swamp. This is the problem with generation alpha, they are so ungrateful.

>>936282123 (OP)
No retard, thats the price if you are over 30 years old, open the ticket info you god damn mouth breathing neckbeard faggot.

>>936283029
Or, and hear me out here, they could just not sell tickets to your dumb ass.

No $ for tech equipment required.....

>>936282123 (OP)
People under 30 can't be trusted to act like responsible, polite adults in public.
They CAN be counted on to commit insane, disruptive acts which ruin the experience for everyone else.
More places should ban people under 30.

>>936282123 (OP)
The world will be so much better when the boomers finally die off

>>936282961
Nobody Wants these fucking children that are 29y 11m 3.9w and 23.99 hrs old in the orchestra

>>936284337
>we should normalize pedophilia by comparing it to everything
Nah dude.pedos are sick and will never be acceptedm

>>936283314
it does state you must have a valid id showing proof of birth to enter these events.

>>936284484
>a few nukes later

>>936283049
Holy shit its actually more expensive if your over 30. Millenials btfo

why would i go to the opera when i can hack into the security and listen from home?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>936284484
You are Schizophrenic and hallucinating words I didn't say

>>936282123 (OP)

>>936283188
This. Nowadays 18-29 is just an extension of childhood for many. They don't even leave the nest... Adults should be legally allowed to physically assault children 18-29.

>>936284484
Okay Freud

>>936282123 (OP)
maybe they have tickets for unaccompanied minors like you