Thread 936285229

How are we feeling about the switch 2 so far?

>>936285229 (OP)
i have yet to be castrated, so I don't have one
enjoy your $70 mario slop games

>>936285349
It is fucking terrible I watched a playthrough. The sonic game looks better

>>936285229 (OP)
I love it so much, I bought two

>>936285564
y

>>936285594
Because two is more than one

>>936285564
I’m so proud of you.

>>936285400
You people all mocked team sonic racing when it came out despite being the best kart racer ever

>>936285624
consumer pig pedophile incel loser

>>936285674
Thank you, it was $1000 well spent

>>936285689
I haven't done that

>>936285624
This has actually been debunked fyi.

>>936285742
Gif related.

>>936285775
Huh?

>>936285825
Oh we're not being lol random here? Fuck you faggot

>>936285229 (OP)
Waste of money for a slightly better Switch 1 that is planning on making it so you don't own the games you buy.

>>936285564
Did your wife's boyfriend get it for you?

>>936285908
It's not a plan it's implemented

I only play solitaire with actual physical playing cards anymore. Whole pack cost me 3 bucks.

>>936285950
I hope the people who buy them get a kiss before Nintendo fucks them in the ass with no lube.

>>936285901
Alright, but I'm quick. Like 30 seconds and I tap out...

>>936285932
Yeah, he's pretty chill! He called me a good boy too :)

>>936286058
>Yeah, he's pretty chill! He called me a good boy too :)
Where do you sit on a scale from 1 being the least soul destroyed and 10 being the most soul destroyed?

you ever seen shane gettin it from behind by his boyfriend in a firetruck before

>>936286801
Ew, why are you posting a self harming picture?

>>936286902
To remind you not to do that

>>936286130
I don't know how to measure soul destruction, but I'll say middle of the road

>>936286973
I've never done that in the first place.
I dysfunctionally dealt with my emotions by over eating, thank you very much.

>>936287022
proof

>>936286995
Only a 5?
Huh, I thought you'd be higher on the scale.

>>936286995
You are extremely fat

>>936287040
Oh what, no cutting scars and me formerly being fat?
Not gonna happen, I don't want to be your fapping material.

>>936287045
Law of averages, y'know

>>936287117
but you're not average weight you have the small chunky fingers of a pig boy

>>936287117
People on average aren't a pathetic cuckold like you though, which is why I thought you'd be at least an 8 on that scale.

hoo boy i smell a dirty mimic in here and an even smellier jewish guy.

>>936287225
then take a shower

shit that is overrated...

>>936287247
i take hourly showers

>>936287184
I've never been at least an 8 in anything in my life...

>>936285775
Then why is there two joycons instead of one

>>936287283
Cyberpunk I think earned their comeback. They had the worst launch I’ve ever seen in gaming only to turn around and relatively fix all the issues

>>936287322
Well congrats on your first experience of being an 8 in something then.

>>936287541
Thanks!

You wanna see my collection of Pokémon?

>>936287707
Man, you're so pitiable that I can't even enjoy talking shit to you. Grow a spine anon, grow a sense of self worth, you don't deserve this level of Stockholm syndrome.

Josh pisses midgets off too much

>>936287846
Is that a no to the Pokémon?

>>936288025
Go on then, show me your pokémon.

>>936288106
Well now I don't wanna. You don't get to see my $9,157 in pokemon

>>936288309
>Well now I don't wanna. You don't get to see my $9,157 in pokemon
Where do you get the money to waste it like that?

>>936288054
>>936287970

>>936288366
It’s all he ever does

>>936288830
Ew, stop it.

>>936289058
no u. off to auschwitz with ye

AUSCHWITZ?? OY VEY!

>>936288366
I can't answer that, but I assure you it is not a waste

>>936291371
You can't tell me where your money is from?
What, are you involved in some sordid criminal shit or something?

>>936291468
prostitution
>>936291371
it's a waste on you because you should be dead

>>936291571
>prostitution
So you're a rent boy?

>>936291468
>are you involved in some sordid criminal shit or something?
Do you want me to answer that honestly?

>>936291848
Yeah, I do actually.
It's up to you whether you don't want to if it incriminates you or something though.

>>936286995
sausage fingers

Josh is so fucking sexy

>>936292104
Ok...

I am not allowed to tell you how I acquire my money

>>936293071
Sounds sus, blink twice if you are being held against your will.

>>936293050
Pic related.

>>936293101
I had my eyelids surgically removed for telling someone where I get money...

>>936286995
missing half a thumb or has really small hands

>>936293253
It's motion blur

>>936293551
prostitute

STUPID SLVT BISCUIT

POMPOUS B*TCH CLOWN

>>936293758
INSECURE A5S PIRATE

WH1TE TRASH B*TCH BLOSSUM

>>936293758
>cat

>>936293844
PIE-EATING NUT CANOE

>>936293834
Why are you censoring yourself butt plunderer anon?

>>936293884
EL1TIST DOUCHE HAMMER

>>936293884
He’s an insecure man baby

>>936293922
SLIMY TURD CLOWN

>>936293918
Elitist diarrhea chugger.

>>936293922
you give me your nudes for free stfu lmao retard and make your "friends" pay

>>936294034
I’ve never given you a nude in my life, retard. You don’t even know who I am

>>936293968
http://www.robietherobot.com/insult-generator.htm

>>936294128
No thanks, unlike you I am naturally creative.

>>936294174
show one creative thing you made

>>936294306
No, I feel no need to prove myself to you.

>>936294425
ai is not creativity
>>936294431
then why judge?

>>936294515
>then why judge?
Because we were flinging shit at each other and that was the game that we were playing?

Does this squirrel look like a pedophile?

>>936287322
4’8”???

>>936294515
>can’t tell difference between ai and edit
oof Shane, thought you had that artistic eye