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Anonymous No.936285989 >>936286063 >>936286218 >>936286284 >>936288323 >>936288968 >>936289089 >>936289840 >>936290212
What’s an appropriate graduation gift for my son? He likes basketball and politics
Anonymous No.936286063 >>936286232
>>936285989 (OP)
I bet he would love it if you were to somehow turn yourself into an ornament.
You could try using a rope and tying it around you to hang from a wall/tree.
Might be best to tie it around your neck.
Anonymous No.936286149 >>936286232
Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
Anonymous No.936286218 >>936286543
>>936285989 (OP)
Fuck off already, he's not your son and you're being a boring spammer by posting him constantly.
Anonymous No.936286232 >>936286262
>>936286063
No.
>>936286149
No. He’s a leftist.
Anonymous No.936286262 >>936286543
>>936286232
>He’s a leftist.
So was Hitler.
Anonymous No.936286284 >>936286491 >>936286543
>>936285989 (OP)
Why are you posting my son, OP?
Anonymous No.936286491
>>936286284
He's an old, fat, gay guy with an obsession about zoomers, that also isn't his son.
Anonymous No.936286543 >>936286565 >>936286735
>>936286262
No
>>936286284
You are not his dad!
>>936286218
You aren’t either.
Anonymous No.936286565 >>936286912
>>936286543
Dude, stop posting my son right now.
Anonymous No.936286640
slingshot, fireworks, porno mags.
Anonymous No.936286735
>>936286543
Hitler ran the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, the "German Nationalist Socialist Party". They were against wealthy the oligarchs that controlled Germany at the turn of the century that had made citizens miserable. Nazis took down that wealthy ruling class and worked hard to establish Germany as a Socialist state for the people.
Hitler was Leftist.
Anonymous No.936286912
>>936286565
Prove he’s your son!
Anonymous No.936288323
>>936285989 (OP)
Anonymous No.936288968 >>936289556 >>936291076
>>936285989 (OP)
my asshole covered in his cum
Anonymous No.936289046 >>936289556
I liked the part where he made out with his dad
Anonymous No.936289089 >>936289579
>>936285989 (OP)
search eBay for baseballs autographed by politicians
Anonymous No.936289556
>>936288968
>>936289046
What?!
Anonymous No.936289579 >>936290053
>>936289089
He likes basketball, not baseball. Eyeroll.
Anonymous No.936289840
>>936285989 (OP)
Get him a hung leather daddy
Anonymous No.936290053
>>936289579
Then there's this
Anonymous No.936290212
>>936285989 (OP)
A nice watch? Tickets to his favorite team? Also depends on what he's graduating from. High school? Who gives a shit, McDonalds gift card. Bachelors in a STEM degree? Steak dinner. Bachelors in women's studies? I buttplug and chastity cage.
Anonymous No.936291076 >>936292206
>>936288968
I want my asshole covered in your cum anon.
Anonymous No.936292206
>>936291076
post asshole