What’s an appropriate graduation gift for my son? He likes basketball and politics

>>936285989 (OP)
I bet he would love it if you were to somehow turn yourself into an ornament.
You could try using a rope and tying it around you to hang from a wall/tree.
Might be best to tie it around your neck.

Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler

>>936285989 (OP)
Fuck off already, he's not your son and you're being a boring spammer by posting him constantly.

>>936286063
No.
>>936286149
No. He’s a leftist.

>>936286232
>He’s a leftist.
So was Hitler.

>>936285989 (OP)
Why are you posting my son, OP?

>>936286284
He's an old, fat, gay guy with an obsession about zoomers, that also isn't his son.

>>936286262
No
>>936286284
You are not his dad!
>>936286218
You aren’t either.

>>936286543
Dude, stop posting my son right now.

slingshot, fireworks, porno mags.

>>936286543
Hitler ran the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, the "German Nationalist Socialist Party". They were against wealthy the oligarchs that controlled Germany at the turn of the century that had made citizens miserable. Nazis took down that wealthy ruling class and worked hard to establish Germany as a Socialist state for the people.
Hitler was Leftist.

>>936286565
Prove he’s your son!

>>936285989 (OP)

>>936285989 (OP)
my asshole covered in his cum

I liked the part where he made out with his dad

>>936285989 (OP)
search eBay for baseballs autographed by politicians

>>936288968
>>936289046
What?!

>>936289089
He likes basketball, not baseball. Eyeroll.

>>936285989 (OP)
Get him a hung leather daddy

>>936289579
Then there's this

>>936285989 (OP)
A nice watch? Tickets to his favorite team? Also depends on what he's graduating from. High school? Who gives a shit, McDonalds gift card. Bachelors in a STEM degree? Steak dinner. Bachelors in women's studies? I buttplug and chastity cage.

>>936288968
I want my asshole covered in your cum anon.

>>936291076
post asshole