The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/vA9B4VU8FlM?si=ws8xBetI7hoWsPFi

>kneesocks claimed

>>936302400 (OP)
Thanks for baking

>>936302400 (OP)
Thank you.
Was about to request a Viivan bake lol.

Still here

>>936302456
>>936302523
Of course of course

>>936302548
Hi still here, I'm Shelby

lol yellow army wannabes spamming like crazy

>>936302523
I'm scared I'd burn the cake lol

>>936302548
Any luck relaxing?

>>936302603
I think about the really awful version of the quote from the newer Castlevania where I think he fights a giant robot or something lol

https://youtu.be/66i9qekg5OA?si=8FwRUyvHhbkzbkL2

>>936302603
I'm surprised you didn't recognize which poster from old /waifu/ days I was referencing with that post, kek.
How are you? Nice controller by the way.

>>936302723
A bit. A storm front moved in just a few miles away from me so I got a ton of thunder and cool gusts, but no rain, so I sat outside on my walkway with the outside cats who like to come & just chill. We were all sniffing the air together.
Robots? In my vampire hunting game?

>>936302958
I had a crazy thunderstorm earlier as well. It was really relaxing.
And Castlevania 64 had skeletons on motorcycles lol

>>936302723
Cannot for the life of me remember that one. Then again it's been ages since I've played a castlevania game.

>>936302958
Tomoko I assume, yes?
I'm doing well thank you. And thank for that as well. Very happy to have it. Very on point.
And how are you today?

>>936303178
The sequel to the 360 generation 3D one I think? Lords of Darkness or something? The first one had a rad looking satan iirc.

i got some harolds chicken too because i met the owner like last month

free chicken and fish 4 life pretty much

thought he would be black but nope he's white

>>936302723
I believe in you.
Have half the faith you have in me in yourself, you'll be golden.

scrumptious

>>936303465
I've never made a thread lol
I assume I would somehow mess it up.

https://youtu.be/iNnInh13tTc?si=9neCNM_-Tn-_kLN_

>>936303269
Oh yeah that one, I always forget about that one. Strange little game if I remember right. Played it back on release, but I don't members enjoying it much.
Thematically cool though.

>>936303650
Two people believe in you!

>>936303650
you can't mess up these threads unless you don't put waifu thread in the title

>>936303090
>Castlevania 64 had skeletons on motorcycles
I have no words.

>>936303178
>Tomoko
Holy sheet, good memory.
Need a little horn in place of the badge.
I'm well enough, thanks. Did lawn work today, in Texas afternoon heat.
The water I didn't realize was trapped inside my ear for four hours just came out. That was nice.

>tomoko
call them twilight sparkle lol

>>936303905
Never talked to them much, but that single picture followed by a lower case still here is etched.
Thought about just painting one, but my greasy acidic mitts would tear through it in no time.
I do not envy you, tuesday was boiling here in NY and I had to do the same. No bueno.
Well that's good I suppose.

alkaline tri- san francisco (but they never mention san francisco ironically)
https://youtu.be/Zkf9SqZ6pzQ?si=IvwKKzJw9PXpySMj

I like to take
advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
Going once, going twice
Won't these gentlemen suffice?

damn they're flooding i wonder what set them off..

>>936303650
That's me with everything, but here we are. Last thread went just fine.
I still worry I make one 2 seconds after someone else does, but... if I do, what is the harm? (centuries of embarrassment.)

>>936303733
It had some neat designs and all but it was trying to be too many other games.

>>936303905
It also had chainsaw Frankenstein Monsters in the hedge maze iirc

>>936304807
And being embarrassed leads to catching on fire as we all know lol

>>936305103
That's pretty much my sentiment too.

Drink water, now.

>>936305103
yup yup, been there often.

Anon.

bad bitch supreme-fit for rivals
https://youtu.be/_anDyz5ttLQ?si=T_JLfcX7iZznaUny

i will watch another version of my favorite movie now

keep thread up imma be busy for about an hour

>>936308652
Beautiful

>>936308856
agreed

>>936308652
So pretty.

https://youtu.be/Cfnl-aY1FOU?si=xZym_9iuf5-pSV8H

and so i am back from the movie.
might check out the book versions later

https://youtu.be/00L571GxJJM?si=tL2JMH0H5NVYDQTf

1hr 24min i can do the 2nd japanese version just waiting till 3:40 anyway

Sayaka is my waifu for laifu

I love Earth.
I will never stop loving Earth.

>>936311809
>>936311983
Can't stop, won't stop.

I LONG FOR COMBAT

Let’s back up the squadron. Somebody’s gonna pay for all this.

>>936312021
Correct

up before i get started

Her lap smells like an anchovy pizza

logfags still upset kek you will always be my bitch

>>936313534

https://youtu.be/8WdoMGsggIU?si=w70IayZQavZ30EtS

>>936313839
I got that bitchass nigger so mad

the 6.1 score is earned. manga is better more action with boris the movie makes it like he's a just a catboy and blood dupre is some savior

alright movies done few hours to go

>>936313839
i won't.

it's amazing none of you fags know how to post waifus after 10years

>>936316066
You would for misato

i would so hard king arthur couldn't pull me out

>>936316113
>least crybaby Shane post

Butt

>>936316348
I never complain i just tell you how to post.
you don't belong itt like pretty much everyone besides me because they only know how to avatarfag.

if i do it about the elitist discord fags who only talk about me which you just did.
Animus niggers don't belong

out of all the people here you belong here even less than the animus tumors, which is a pretty hard feat

https://youtu.be/lwiRDGTXrsU?si=R0HH077uz-BJQ_CT

>>936317807
Stfu dude and enjoy the art

Butt

*opens gelbooru like a boss*
ahhh, the normal person's way of """"""""enjoying""""""" art (jerking off)

>>936317907
Like a bawss
I don't use boorus however it's limited. I like surprises

lol

Shane is fapping to the underage girl that’s posting on 4chan because he’s a fucking freak

what a weirdo sees a drawing that looks adult and asks for id. lmao

>that drawing looks over 18 let me see proof of its id tho i dont want to get in trouble yknow british, canadian, australian law

britain where you can have sex at 16 but you get a constable check if you bought an asuka ona

Reading comprehension of the girls he’s attracted to

lmao

Butt

https://youtu.be/rg5SkWH33YQ?si=ixJIHvxu0AoUF1iS

>>936318487
Later homie

promises made promises kept

the harem size increases

>>936302400 (OP)
Purify your minds.

G9od Morning All

>>936321734
and to you aswell

>>936323855
Thank you

I thought I cared. It felt real. Idk what's wrong with me.

womp womp

Indeed, womp womp.

they should make more cleo inspired fan art or i should. Egyptian inspired wear is hot and underrated

>>936312021
why stop?
>>936325130

>>936327274
I have been summoned.
>Why stop.
I didn't think you should.
Won't stop is not contingent on can't stop. You wouldn't stop if you could. Nor should you.

>>936327311
have you been? Why shouldn't I stop now??

Happy birthday to Jill!
Received the figure just in time for it.

>>936327377
Sorta, I hadn't posted since then.
>Why shouldn't I stop now??
Why shouldn't you stop loving Earth?
What an odd question.

>>936327415
show
happy birthday Jill!!!!!!! get a beer!!
>captcha: GAYVW
>>936327420
We have coincided???
Yeah why shouldn't I stop? What's in it for you?

>>936327458
>Coincided.
In a way. You're the one who summoned me with a (you).
>What's in it for you?
I get to see cute Earth posts.
Do not take this from me.

Fox.

Oops, wrong fox.

>>936327890
Correct fox.

>>936328646
That's not a fox... That's a red thingie or smth.

>>936329004
Well she is a demon if your speaking of kneesocks.
I was saying yours was the correct fox

>>936329004
No

>>936330218
had to

>>936330235
the ten rurus of waifu they are your waifu, your husbando.

>>936331347
waifu status is only honored by ironically avatarfags like relm, animus niggers, other avatarfags or ones considered avatarfags by most. what is considered a waifu is derail bait or grooming to heel to the avatarfag discord which harass posters for the same thing they themselves are most guilty of.

>>936331832
>animus niggers
Correct. I do.
Though more than just the mentioned would agree.
>What is considered a waifu is derail bait
Also correct, so leave it to the individual.
Though I did initially tentatively ask for what the going definition was.

https://youtu.be/yLXYNVlYvfA?si=swjtc7U35aq47Yvc

>>936332012
This isn’t Reddit and you can post any waifu you want here. A waifu is a female or male character, they’re 2D (like from anime, comics, or published art) or 3D (from games). If you consider a fictional character your waifu, then that’s valid, there’s no official standard. Unlike Reddit, where they might ban you for "switching" waifus without a “serious” explanation (as if it’s some kind of vow of celibacy or lifelong commitment), this place doesn’t take it that far. Unless you’re one of the truly delusional types, it’s not that deep. If someone is deep to that extent good for them but it brings trolls who will and have harassed the thread for a very long time which includes and is a majority of the current and past posters themselves

tldr
claims don't matter this thread general lost it's legitimacy claim long ago in arguing about who has or doesn't have a waifu and it's just an avatar discord label of who they like or don't like based on personal grievances that they cause to happen themselves. I complain ironically because it is still brought up even with every poster being outted at some point in time (yes this includes earth)

>>936333333

idk ive explained this over and over and to people who legitimately don't give a fuck about waifus (it has nothing to do with them anyways if someone is just "posting character they like" since that is what "waifufags" itt have admitted they do but with just 2 at the least and 15 in jules case [he's a serious waifufag doe])

This is the /b/ board dummy of course they would do something like that.

>>936333837
I know it's stupid maybe on the other board they can argue over it (although im pretty sure there's lapse there also *positive of it actually*)

>>936333968
Just let yourself be you, we are just anons here after all. If you are posting your waifus for admiration, that's great! If just for them to know that you are here, that's alright for me.

>>936334471
I was going to say that essentially and tell the discord to fuck off and just enjoy the images because i won't share or make things for others that is "waifu related" like i promised before almost 3yrs ago

>>936334692
>2022

That's a long time ago. People I knew here already moved on in their lives. I hope you could do something for yourself other than beefing with them.

>>936335127
It's not going to happen they're in my interest when from my observation is not theirs even to my low bar and are here for chatting ot dating eachother online exclusively.

wasted all that time making words and it's going to come up again in the next thread and so on because they're autistic as fuck and won't make a bootlicker thread which is what they actually want

https://youtu.be/ikljneOm3Hw?si=FToBfYIZ8hY4thp2

>>936335432
Rude. I can't help you on that. I've been in a situation like that before, not that I hate it but it was over now and I am hopeful that they are doing better.

>>936335768
It's something we cannot control since these are the only posters that are still actively posting here.

Erbde

>>936336127
I'll see them all grow out of this phase and leave. I doubt they'll be posting 10-12 years from now. it's easy when there's traffic but its dying hobby and more people leave than show up which is what keeps them here

>>936337265
They really don't leave, if they do probably they are not find this place a cozy thread anymore. I told to myself I am not coming back and yet I keep returning here.

https://youtu.be/Jtm6ikBIl0g?si=wdGovr2EHggDTKhv
>>936336705
have you found anything cool from the steam summer sale?

>>936337767
Well, I only just looked, and I have a few games in my wishlist, maybe I will get one of those.
But I already have so much piled up I want to play, now that my freetime is so limited. I'm not sure I want to buy much at a discount.

>>936338316
Terra desu

>>936338316
seeing the games in library number go up releases happy chemicals.
I was hoping for the SF6 S2 character pass to go on sale but they didnt even put the base game on sale.

>>936338418
I might have more games than you, but I don't want the number to go up, I want to have lots of fun with games.

imagine being so mindbroken for being made fun of one (1) time that you typed all of those posts lmao
2 years wasted btw

>>936340034
it's copypaste;)

chatgpt retard

I don't argue with you

>>936340850
I'm going to squish that beoar.

>>936341019
Logfat losing to chatgpt#1,477,955 times and counting

>>936337468
I'll make them leave

>>936341317
She must be indian. Is that a bindi on her forehead? Also, why on the cat too?

>>936341416
sorta she does hindu chant and it is similar

good night Earth girl

>>936337265
And you’ll still be posting about people from 10-12 years ago in 10-12 years. Absolutely pathetic

>nuri cosplays raven
>shane obsesses over raven
what did he mean by this

>>936341416
artistic shes not into punk last i remember but idk only some part of GO and might've been brought into canon. TT they leaned on her goth look

>>936341751
never happened >>>/soc/ everyone wanted to fuck raven i middle school and she wasn't even born then

>>936341873
You think Nuri is 15?

>>936342868
>>>/soc/

raven debut 1980's

>>936343290
>>936342868
>>936341873
pastebin


com/AG5VAT71

>thank me later

>>936341731
Hi neptune!

Sigh the Nuri schizo and neptune

>>936343483
Nice try officer

based retard

Butt

>>936343892
it's a bot i just reported it

booty

>>936343290
Well that’s a human response for sure

>>936329507
Demons aren't real and they can't hurt you.

kinda interested in watching a movie again tonight. can't decide what tho everything is shit and i can't watch a entire show

Butt

https://youtu.be/4eUs1Uj_nKA?si=AEedzfleuntTVA7P

guess imma watch a 12ep show
waiting til 3:50 anyways
it's hyped up anyway

Test

>>936351086
icles

https://youtu.be/nZfxSWXfGwU?si=naP6CXMSoOUWcafl

srupid connection got dropped on episode 3

Claiming Sayaka
Today's our 1 year anniversary

almost finish dandadan and keeps crashing on me
im not using trip for now since not getting imitated

jfc

https://youtu.be/dLBdJkoa8cQ?si=bFttD1q4s6fGXNDI
>>936353828
Grats.

>>936355889
Schizo anon i seen your deranged thread it's still up too. Have you tried sticking to discord yet?

Oh wait you don't have anyone on discord because you're abhorrent in private

You will give up like everyone else has there is nobody that cares less than me. and you'll end up just like them repeating the same phrases until you lose all hope and piss off find something better to do

I won't and if you help me get rid of this thread even better

You care so little that you spend hours in 5his thread each day

>>936356804
Learn to spell retard niggerfaggot. you're so pissed you can't spell rushing out a message?

he cares so little that he called youa random schizo and bc back to back, made 4 posts in a row, spends all day every day here, and spent the last 2 years here

>>936356877
Why do you talk so much about someone who allegedly matters so little?

lmao

>>936356877
im here because it's my interest area. post numbers dont matter when another thread will just be made also. when threads stop you wont see my posts.
if you dont like muh wahfu posts stop making threads

imagine going through 9 years worth of archived posts and still thinking you're magically going to be what kills these threads LMAO
not only are you not special, you're too stupid to realize that constantly saying "im going to post here until you stop making these threads" does nothing but prove you have literally nothing better to do with your time

bit sad innit

>>936357344
bit sad innit that you think i want my waifu threads to end? i won't be able to share hot sexy whyfus that get me stiff if they don't exist. im just giving a solution

Shane said in 10-12 years, he will still be here posting about people potentially long dead and he will still claim to not care

there's dogshit in the rest of the catalog for you to post in, so you're the issue
there's plenty of other boards for you to post in with threads made for doing the exact thing you're new cope is about, so you're still the issue

>>936357543
yes but i don't expect hardly anyone to stay that long
>>936357645
but they're not waifu threads

also didn't even address his own words proving him to be a loser with nothing else to do
LMAO

>>936357692
oh i do things but that's secondary and not your business anyway

>>936357730

>im still going to be on 4chan in 10 years, wasting my life and leeching off my sister
>everyone else has moved on and is automatically doing better than me because they aren't spending all day monitoring a 4chan thread
this is really not the own you think it is lmao

>>936357841
why do you keep talking? prove me your better and stop coming around

besides if everyone moves on there won't be threads for me so i'll be on same page because im not gonna make em

https://youtu.be/CmzIZCm9xbs?si=Hyg5jXgRxcWs0vBw

choice is yours to stop making threads or continue to bitch

>zero actual argument
>they're my threads, but im not going to make them once i magically drive everyone out, making the 2 to "12" years i spent doing so a complete waste of time either way
genius level thinking
lmao

>>936358149
It's not magic they are by your description moving on and doing better things which is a choice. a better life a better choice. they're chooshing life

little nigga is wasting his time lmao

>>936358256
So you just wanted them to stop posting because you value their wellbeing?

>>936358294
yes you are and yes i am but i don't say im not. i got it to spare.

>>936358300
nope it's what they think is best if they do it and if they don't why are they telling me

rodent

>>936358363
What if posting here is what they thought was best?

>>936358388
thrn im doing the same thing

you're still entirely failing to recognize that if anyone stops posting directly because of you, it only makes you look worse due to the sole fact that you've already wasted nearly every single day in the past 2 years crying like a bitch and will continue to do so until you have things your way like a toddler, while everyone else is being a normal person

>>936358424
doubt normal people in a waifu thread

reading comprehension...

>>936358424
Who's left? Silly anon nobody leaves they only take breaks

lmao

Booba

rAw time

I still got a little bit over an hour

>>936360051
Notice how no one asked and no one cares

>>936360076
notice how i didn't ask and don't care? No?

posting new.

>>936360100
If I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mothers chin
Oh wait

erm... belongs anywhere but here but alright

>>936360125
Still applies. Stfu retard

>>936360126
>its fine if they derail that's good and cool but its not good and cool if you post pictures of waifus because i dont like you

discord niggers don't belong

>>936360125
Lmao.

>>936360256
You don't belong

keep coping lil nigga

>>936360282
For what? Piss off faggot

keep coping lil nigga

>>936360313
>>936360313
>>936360313

>lets keep derailing our own threads because we hate this guy very much. no we won't post waifus we will obsess over one guy forever